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*carrying a stack of books the size of a person* Quick, Mr firefighter, my family is still inside!

What's the worst thing to say when your brother just abandoned you in a fire to save his stack of books? 

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THIS GIRL IS ON FIRRRRREE!!!!

WTWTTSW you enter the afterlife?

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*Looking at god* You exist!? How could let so much suffering happen? How could you? You were supposed to be good!

WTWTTS

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14 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

*Looking at god* You exist!? How could let so much suffering happen? How could you? You were supposed to be good!

WTWTTS

Gonna finish that thought? :)

WTWTTS when you meet Obama?

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5 minutes ago, revelryintheart said:

Gonna finish that thought? :)

WTWTTS when you meet Obama?

I didn't notice it cut off.

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I voted for Romney, he just seemed like a really good guy. I think he should have won.

WTWTTS when you forget your mask?

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It’s okay, I tested positive.
......that means I positively don’t have it right?
cough cough

WTWTTS when you have to tell a child that their pet has died. 

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17 minutes ago, Danex said:

It’s okay, I tested positive.
......that means I positively don’t have it right?
cough cough

WTWTTS when you have to tell a child that their pet has died. 

I was hungry! Not my fault!

WTWTTSW your child is throwing a tantrum

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8 hours ago, The_Truthwatcher said:

I was hungry! Not my fault!

WTWTTSW your child is throwing a tantrum

“Here. Eat this dog.”

WTWTTSW you just made your child eat a dog?

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A man can get used to anything with enough time...

WTWTTSW get someone’s order wrong at CFA?

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On 9/12/2020 at 5:56 AM, SirWolfe said:

WTWTTSW you've just escaped a burning building?

*Struggles to escape firefighters.* “NO! You don’t understand! I have to go back, all my copies of Mistborn were in there!”

WTWTTSW your GM TPKs your whole party? (TPK stands for total party kill)

Edit: Whoops! Replied to the wrong question! Sorry!

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11 hours ago, JesterLavorre said:

WTWTTSW your GM TPKs your whole party? (TPK stands for total party kill)

*Pulls out knife* "Through death, I have transcended the mortal coil into the realm of gods. When kill you, I shall take your place as the god of this universe and resurrect the others. Now hold still"

WTWTTSW someone walks in on you while you're on the toilet?

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"So what was it you wanted to talk to me about? *Resumes conversation with the person*

WTWTTSW someone walks in on you when you were in the middle of stalking someone to murder them.

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Oh, great timing! Would you be comfortable helping me with some illegal shenanigans? 

What's the worst thing to say when your honeymoon just started? 

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Are we done yet? My girlfriend is waiting.

What's the worst thing to say when you are hosting a dinner party?

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13 hours ago, Nathrangking said:

What's the worst thing to say when you are hosting a dinner party?

"I know there are two things everyone here would like to know. What's the recipe for the pork chops, and why my son didn't show up."

WTWTTSW you've just tripped over your dog.

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20 hours ago, SirWolfe said:

WTWTTSW you've just tripped over your dog.

Wait, since when do I have a dog? How did this thing get in here?!

WTWTTSW you turn on your home-made particle collider for the first time?

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2 hours ago, JesterLavorre said:

WTWTTSW you turn on your home-made particle collider for the first time?

Safety regulations? what safety regulations?

WTWTTSW You need some new shoes?

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5 minutes ago, Nameless said:

WTWTTSW You need some new shoes?

“I need a number 10 with ketchup, please.”

WTWTTSW you miss an appointment.

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1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

“I need a number 10 with ketchup, please.”

WTWTTSW you miss an appointment.

"Sorry I had to raincheck, I had to get that McDonald's Happy Meal toy."

Funny story, my brother is currently on a mission, and they actually had an investigator cancel because they "had to" go try to get the McDonald's toy.

WTWTTSW you get your mission call?

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In a moment I need to finish this slightly more important thing. (Sanderson)

WTWTTSW you are on the grammar police thread?

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8 minutes ago, Shard of Reading said:

WTWTTSW you are on the grammar police thread?

“Ha ha! I wanted to see if you would catch that! I needed to know if you earned that grammar police badge or not. It was all a test! But you see, you actually failed. If you look at your response, you made a gramatical error! This is strike one, bucko! Two more, and you lose that badge. Be careful, I am always watching.” *sweats uncomfortably and tries to think of more crem to say*

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you.

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yes, but can I keep the ring when we get divorced?

WTWTTSW you ate your friends lunch while they were in the bathroom.

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1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you.

Maybe, I just need to see what my OTHER boyfriend says.

WTWTTSW you are watching a sad movie.

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4 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said:

WTWTTSW someone proposes to you.

Do I know you?

WTWTTSW You see a bear?

okay, I got double ninja'd. wow.

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