NameIess Posted August 31, 2021 Report Share Posted August 31, 2021 YES! MY SECONDARY BOMB WORKED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WTWTTSW it turns out that Endowment returned you as part of her intergalactic war effort? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 22, 2021 Report Share Posted September 22, 2021 On 8/31/2021 at 5:41 PM, Nameless said: YES! MY SECONDARY BOMB WORKED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WTWTTSW it turns out that Endowment returned you as part of her intergalactic war effort? My life is now complete. I shall live out the rest of my days as a peaceful farmer with my armor hung up as a scarecrow. WTWTTSW the Avengers rudely bust into your house and try to kill you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Oh crap, wrong Perpendicularity. WTWTTSW you need an escape route to the Cognitive? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 I need investiture, souls will have to do. WTWTTSW you need spren to bond you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Isn't hemalurgy awesome? WTWTTS after you spike Syl into your spiritweb? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Well, at least you don’t have to deal with Kaladin anymore. WTWTTS when you kill the king? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Well that fight lasted a few seconds longer than I thought it would. WTWTTSW you eat all the cookies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 But I set a bomb to detonate in 60 seconds! WTWTTS when you accidentally swear in front of your parents? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Oh storms, now you know I'm a geek! WTWTTSW you're buying groceries? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Sweet - this watermelon looks like great fodder for the eldritch horror in my basement! WTWTTS when you’re in the middle of your Stormlight reread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 Man, now that I reread it, Moash is GREAT! WTWTTSW you get attacked by Rock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 28 minutes ago, Nameless said: Man, now that I reread it, Moash is GREAT! WTWTTSW you get attacked by Rock? Do you know that crustaceans are a major allergen? WTWTTSW you convince Rock not to make stew until he finds a suitable non-crustacean substitute? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Hey, Shinovar looks like a great place to burn to the ground! WTWTTS when your date finds out you’re a serial killer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 Hey I stopped before I killed your parents, I think. WTWTTSW you need lemonaide? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted October 7, 2021 Report Share Posted October 7, 2021 I want to kill your friends and family. WTWTTS when you are eating noodles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted November 8, 2021 Report Share Posted November 8, 2021 Yuck, who made these? I like my noodles crunchy thank you very much. WTWTTSW you're attending your kid's graduation ceremony? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted November 15, 2021 Report Share Posted November 15, 2021 "I'm too busy." WTWTTSW your dad gets a Shardblade? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted November 16, 2021 Report Share Posted November 16, 2021 "I sure hope the son of the person he got it from won't hold a grudge!" WTWTTSW you play a wrong note at a concert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 Anything that has to do with admitting my mistake. Anything that I do during a concert is absolute perfection. Believe me... or else. *Summons Shardblade* WTWTTSW Kaladin dies like he deserves. All hail Moash/Vyre 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted November 19, 2021 Report Share Posted November 19, 2021 (edited) Oh well, I never liked him. Too mopey. All hail Moash/Vyre! WTWTTSW when someone drops Oathbringer on their toe? Edited November 22, 2021 by Robin Hatter forgot the question, silly me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 On 11/18/2021 at 10:04 PM, Voidspawn said: WTWTTSW Kaladin dies like he deserves. All hail Moash/Vyre What the ******* ******** *************** ****** *************** ** ********** ****************? ********* ****************** ******** ** ******* * **** **** **** **** Note from moderator: We had to censor all of the ungodly profanity that happened here. Please never do this again. - I love blowing up the planet! *presses button* WTWTTSW you blow up Roshar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Next stop, Scadrial! When you find out you've been drafted? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 *plays "Alice's Restaurant"* When you're eating a pizza 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Hang on, it's moving... This isn't what I ordered. When you take a group photo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 "Could you face away from the camera?... Oh yes that's much better." When you break your friend's grandma. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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