The Technovore Posted February 25, 2021 Report Share Posted February 25, 2021 "Sure thing! Lil Sis you're my demolitions expert, here hold this nitroglycerin and this bag of gunpowder, try not to drop it. Okay, so Yiro, how comfortable are you with potentially being absolutely drenched in blood?" WTWTTSWY find your home surrounded by a SWAT team consisting of metalborn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted February 26, 2021 Report Share Posted February 26, 2021 (edited) 19 hours ago, The Technovore said: "Sure thing! Lil Sis you're my demolitions expert, here hold this nitroglycerin and this bag of gunpowder, try not to drop it. Okay, so Yiro, how comfortable are you with potentially being absolutely drenched in blood?" WTWTTSWY find your home surrounded by a SWAT team consisting of metalborn? I’m on top of Hoid’s wanted list, so I’m pretty sure that makes me an ally of the Survivor! WTWTTSWY are kidnapped from prison by “Master Thaidakar” because he has questions? (Specifically: how did you get here from Brandon’s universe and can I do the same in reverse? Oh, and how is Mitsubishi doing?) Edited February 26, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 On 2/26/2021 at 11:10 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY are kidnapped from prison by “Master Thaidakar” because he has questions? (Specifically: how did you get here from Brandon’s universe and can I do the same in reverse? Oh, and how is Mitsubishi doing?) " You might want to step aside. I get cosmic-interstellar-travel-sick bad." WTWTTSWY are on trial for spren fishing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said: " You might want to step aside. I get cosmic-interstellar-travel-sick bad." WTWTTSWY are on trial for spren fishing? “That’s illegal? Since when? Look, I have my Azir Spren-fishing license right here!” WTWTTSWY discover that the Honorspren don’t recognize Spren-fishing licenses? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY discover that the Honorspren don’t recognize Spren-fishing licenses? "Well, you see, this is all a big misunderstanding. Besides, the spren was still mostly dead when I ate it." WTWTTSWY are convicted of illegal spren-fishing by honorspren? Edited March 2, 2021 by Omi the Counselor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said: "Well, you see, this is all a big misunderstanding. Besides, the spren was still mostly dead when I ate it." WTWTTSWY are convicted of illegal spren-fishing by honorspren? “Um...” (RoW spoilers) Spoiler “Lord Kalak? I need you to look at this...” WTWTTSWY have stabbed the judge with a dagger for Master Thaidakar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY have stabbed the judge with a dagger for Master Thaidakar? "Oh, so they do die." WTWTTSWY are hiding among the HIghspren to escape vengeful splinters of Honor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Frustration said: WTWTTSWY are hiding among the HIghspren to escape vengeful splinters of Honor? "Gloomspren burgers, anyone?" WTWTTSWY realize that Highspren do not appreciate the art form called 'spren burgers'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 29 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said: "Gloomspren burgers, anyone?" WTWTTSWY realize that Highspren do not appreciate the art form called 'spren burgers'. “Hey! Look over there! Honorspren!” WTWTTSWY ‘accidentally’ start a Spren war? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY ‘accidentally’ start a Spren war? "Well, maybe I can profit from this." WTWTTSWY try selling shardblades to spren? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 3 minutes ago, Omi the Counselor said: "Well, maybe I can profit from this." WTWTTSWY try selling shardblades to spren? “Oh, wait. That won’t be much use on this side will it...” WTWTTSWY try selling (RoW spoilers) Spoiler Anti-light and medallions to Spren? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 RoW Spoiler "Fresh suicide pills! Get yer' bottled magic stuff!" WTWTTSWY become a spren magic weapons dealer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyingbooks Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 9 hours ago, Omi the Counselor said: WTWTTSWY become a spren magic weapons dealer? "And you can get a free demonstration too, right here right now!" WTWTTSWY commit sprenocide when you give a demonstration of your new (ROW) Spoiler Anti-Investiture bomb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejarden Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 “Gather around, Gather around.” WTWTTSWY accidentally Spoiler Anti-lighted A spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 14 hours ago, Bejardin1250 said: “Gather around, Gather around.” WTWTTSWY accidentally Hide contents Anti-lighted A spren Oops. WTWTTSWY are forced to go underground due to committing accidental Sprenicide? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted March 4, 2021 Report Share Posted March 4, 2021 "Now I'm sure everyone will forget about all this in a few days. In the meantime, I have a few extra suicide pills." WTWTTSWY accidentally give the spren mafia the resources they need to take over the underground of shadesmar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 5, 2021 Report Share Posted March 5, 2021 9 hours ago, Omi the Counselor said: "Now I'm sure everyone will forget about all this in a few days. In the meantime, I have a few extra suicide pills." WTWTTSWY accidentally give the spren mafia the resources they need to take over the underground of shadesmar? Would you like to join the Ghostbloods? WTWTTSWY manage to forge an alliance between the Cosmere Mafia (aka. The Ghostbloods) and the local Rosharan Spren Mafia? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 On 3/5/2021 at 0:59 AM, Kingsdaughter613 said: WTWTTSWY manage to forge an alliance between the Cosmere Mafia (aka. The Ghostbloods) and the local Rosharan Spren Mafia? RoW spoilers: Spoiler You know, there's this guy I should introduce you all to. He's my friend. His name is Hoid, and he's a Radiant. I'm pretty sure he's going to break his Nahel Bond at some point, but who cares! Right? Right? Oh, this dude is THE BEST! WTWTTSWY are being chased by an angry mob that consists mostly of Ghostbloods and Spren. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: RoW spoilers: Hide contents You know, there's this guy I should introduce you all to. He's my friend. His name is Hoid, and he's a Radiant. I'm pretty sure he's going to break his Nahel Bond at some point, but who cares! Right? Right? Oh, this dude is THE BEST! WTWTTSWY are being chased by an angry mob that consists mostly of Ghostbloods and Spren. Oh, look! Hoid! WTWTTSWY make an enemy of Hoid while hiding out on Roshar? Wait... weren’t we already Hoid’s enemy... Edited March 9, 2021 by Kingsdaughter613 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 7 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: Oh, look! Hoid! WTWTTSWY make an enemy of Hoid while hiding out on Roshar? Wait... weren’t we already Hoid’s enemy... IF ANYONE SEES HOID, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE FOR ME! WTWTTSWY get kidnapped by the Ghostbloods who found you because you were yelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: IF ANYONE SEES HOID, PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE FOR ME! WTWTTSWY get kidnapped by the Ghostbloods who found you because you were yelling? I captured Kalak for Master Thaidakar? WTWTTSWY are dragged back to Scadrial to answer ‘Master Thaidakar’s’ questions? (“How did you get here from Brandon’s world? Can I do the same in reverse? How’s Operation Mitsubishi doing? Could you convince Brandon to let me worldhop already? And by convince I mean: here’s a gun. Here’s the safety. Keep it ON. I need him alive to write my story. Just get him to quit it with that Spensa brat and start writing The Lost Metal, okay?”) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Kingsdaughter613 said: I captured Kalak for Master Thaidakar? WTWTTSWY are dragged back to Scadrial to answer ‘Master Thaidakar’s’ questions? (“How did you get here from Brandon’s world? Can I do the same in reverse? How’s Operation Mitsubishi doing? Could you convince Brandon to let me worldhop already? And by convince I mean: here’s a gun. Here’s the safety. Keep it ON. I need him alive to write my story. Just get him to quit it with that Spensa brat and start writing The Lost Metal, okay?”) Huh? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, Probably not, Wait what? Oh, and yeah, I'd like that too. WTWTTSWY are being confronted by our favorite Fullborn after you were unable to answer any of his questions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 6 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: Huh? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, Probably not, Wait what? Oh, and yeah, I'd like that too. WTWTTSWY are being confronted by our favorite Fullborn after you were unable to answer any of his questions? Um... so which part’s the safety? WTWTTSWY accidentally shoot the Survivor (who can heal now; see Fullborn) after accidentally setting off the gun? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random Bystander Posted March 9, 2021 Report Share Posted March 9, 2021 Just now, Kingsdaughter613 said: Um... so which part’s the safety? WTWTTSWY accidentally shoot the Survivor (who can heal now; see Fullborn) after accidentally setting off the gun? On the bright side, now you can add an idiot shooting you in the face to the list of things you've survived. Oh, wait, did I also shoot your friend right there? That's too bad... WTWTTSWY are confronted with a murderous Kelsier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted March 10, 2021 Report Share Posted March 10, 2021 17 minutes ago, Random Bystander said: On the bright side, now you can add an idiot shooting you in the face to the list of things you've survived. Oh, wait, did I also shoot your friend right there? That's too bad... WTWTTSWY are confronted with a murderous Kelsier. You’re the one who gave me a gun without proper instructions!!! WTWTTSWY are confronted by the Elendel constabulary who heard the gunshot? (Fortunately Kelsier thought you had a point and is now laughing.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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