Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 4 hours ago, Shard of Reading said: I was thinking that the person was calling 911 about getting there toe stubbed, not getting bit in half and roasted alive. Ok still feels weird 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspiring Writer Posted November 5, 2020 Report Share Posted November 5, 2020 (edited) On 11/4/2020 at 11:44 AM, Enter a username said: "Can you order a pizza while you're on the phone?" WTWTTS when someone asks you to order a pizza while you're on the phone with 911? Good idea, I'd kill for one WTWTTS when someone asks who did you vote for? Edited November 5, 2020 by Aspiring Writer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Aspiring Writer said: WTWTTS when someone asks who did you vote for? "My left shoe." WTWTTS when someone doubts you when you actually got a one in 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (13 nonillion) chance? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspiring Writer Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 28 minutes ago, Enter a username said: "My left shoe." WTWTTS when someone doubts you when you actually got a one in 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (13 nonillion) chance? I guess you doubt you're own birth WTWTTS when you wake up next to a man/woman you don't know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 6, 2020 Report Share Posted November 6, 2020 3 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: WTWTTS when you wake up next to a man/woman you don't know? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *Shoots with the shotgun under pillow* WTWTTSWY realize that you have killed a vampire? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 10:22 AM, Nameless said: WTWTTSWY realize that you have killed a vampire? Well that sucks for him. (Haha, puns) WTWTTSW the Cosmere words in your 17th post are autocorrected badly without you realizing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 32 minutes ago, JesterLavorre said: WTWTTSW the Cosmere words in your 17th post are autocorrected badly without you realizing? Storm father! Keel's breath! Talon's palms! Aisha! I meant Dalian, not Dolina! WTWTTSW You realize that the autocorrect is out to get you? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Nameless said: Storm father! Keel's breath! Talon's palms! Aisha! I meant Dalian, not Dolina! WTWTTSW You realize that the autocorrect is out to get you? Quote *Bearer’s palms Aw, sh-{AUTOCORRECT} Storms. WTWTTSW you are caught reading when supposed to be doing homework? Edited November 21, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Just now, Bearer of all agonies said: Aw, sh-{AUTOCORRECT} Shoot. Actually, it would go to storms, I believe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 1 hour ago, Bearer of all agonies said: Aw, sh-{AUTOCORRECT} Storms. WTWTTSW you are caught reading when supposed to be doing homework? This is for schoolwork. WTWTTSW you lose a part of your skeleton? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 42 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said: WTWTTSW you lose a part of your skeleton? *laughs* Well, at least it was humerus. WTWTTSW your Cryptic asks what clouds are? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 Flying giant sheep! WTWTTSW you ask a stranger on the street for the time? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspiring Writer Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 45 minutes ago, Eluvianii said: Flying giant sheep! WTWTTSW you ask a stranger on the street for the time? WHat time is it? I need to catch the Nazi Parade. WTWTTSW when your mom asks who your friend is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 26 minutes ago, Aspiring Writer said: WTWTTSW when your mom asks who your friend is. Someone who tried to stab me! {neglects to mention that it was in a video game} WTWTTS when you somehow Snap and become a Tineye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted November 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Enter a username said: WTWTTS when you somehow Snap and become a Tineye? Hey, now I can watch you in the dark while you sleep! Well, more than I already do. Wait, did I say that out loud? Wtwtts in a Vegan restaurant? Edited November 21, 2020 by Danex 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 (edited) 5 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Flying giant sheep! WTWTTSW you ask a stranger on the street for the time? Quote Do you have any? I really need some. I’m cooking tonight. 4 hours ago, Danex said: Hey, now I can watch you in the dark while you sleep! Well, more than I already do. Wait, did I say that out loud? Wtwtts in a Vegan restaurant? How much for the Bacon? WTWTTSW you are getting beat up? Edited November 21, 2020 by Bearer of all agonies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+JesterLavorre Posted November 21, 2020 Report Share Posted November 21, 2020 23 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: WTWTTSW you are getting beat up? Ahh! Stop! I tested positive for Covid! WTWTTSW you were just in close-quarters combat with someone who has Covid-19? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 7:57 AM, JesterLavorre said: WTWTTSW you were just in close-quarters combat with someone who has Covid-19? Ha! you think that's bad? I've just been bitten by a zombie! WTWTTSWY realize that you're a carrier for the zombie virus, but are completely immune to it yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Somebody from Scadrial Posted November 25, 2020 Report Share Posted November 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Nameless said: Ha! you think that's bad? I've just been bitten by a zombie! WTWTTSWY realize that you're a carrier for the zombie virus, but are completely immune to it yourself. Give me a hug! WTWTTS when a red ball explodes inside of a shack (totally not looking to see what some characters reactions will be in Scholar) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Uh, that really worked. WTWTTSW You have just got yelled at for sliding off your roof into the snow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 40 minutes ago, Bearer of all agonies said: Uh, that really worked. WTWTTSW You have just got yelled at for sliding off your roof into the snow? It was a soft landing. WTWTTSW you run into a Ghostblood? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 AAH! A GHOSTBLOOD!!! WTWTTSW you meet a Sharder in real life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 Hello, *calls them by their rp character name because they cannot remember the real one*! WTWTTSW an ant bites you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearer of all agonies Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 7 hours ago, Eluvianii said: Hello, *calls them by their rp character name because they cannot remember the real one*! WTWTTSW an ant bites you? Awwww, look at this little thing-Ahhhhh! Help! It’s biting me! WTWTTSW You just screamed for ten minutes because an ant bit you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Bearer of all agonies said: WTWTTSW You just screamed for ten minutes because an ant bit you. What? How dare you question my Manliness? I'll show you how much it hurts to be bitten by an ant! WTWTTSW Your friend doesn't even flinch when they are bitten by an ant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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