AltonicKeys Posted March 22, 2023 Report Share Posted March 22, 2023 Hey, just washed the dishes. Next wednesday it's your turn, aight? By the way are you the owner of this house That would probably hurt real bad, but I can't be sure 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 What do you think it would be like to eat this totally not spiked cookie? *cRUnCh* hmmm? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 Hey did you see my fossil collection? guacamole. *thinks* Actually, it's floss 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The cheeseman Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 What's your favorite topping? Sir, sir please. That is not a hat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 (edited) *rips sink off the wall and puts on head* mermermer devious licks! the blue kind Edited March 23, 2023 by Cinnamon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 yes or no? *narrows eyes* Oh how the turned have tables! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 23, 2023 Report Share Posted March 23, 2023 Haha! I have stolen the sword of power form your secret hiding place! I will now become the most powerful individual of all time! ... I love refrigerators! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted March 28, 2023 Report Share Posted March 28, 2023 What did you eat for lunch today? And that party cattle died days ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted March 28, 2023 Report Share Posted March 28, 2023 (edited) AAAAH!! A zombie cow with a colorful cone hat!!! What do you mean? I would neve--oh wait, yeah, that was me. Edited March 28, 2023 by Shallan Stormblessed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyroPhile Posted March 30, 2023 Report Share Posted March 30, 2023 Where are my kneecaps? Wow. That really is on fire now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted March 30, 2023 Report Share Posted March 30, 2023 Look at this cool new flammable material I discovered! Rockets! rockets are the future of the culinary arts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 What the- WHY did the kitchen just EXPLODE?? *yeets a table* The OSTRICHES! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Wait - you lost a war against who and are now building a barricade because they're coming to finish you off? The answer is that the Aes Sedai and the Bene Gesserit are the same organization. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Wait! Why did God-Emperor Leto II have the- What are you talking about? I didn't cause a global economic collapse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Why did you cause the Great Depression but worse!? I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. for sure. I'm not lying or anything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 12 hours ago, The Bookwyrm said: Wait - you lost a war against who and are now building a barricade because they're coming to finish you off? The answer is that the Aes Sedai and the Bene Gesserit are the same organization. Okay I just have to voice my agreement, they're literally one and the same. Why is there a pile of dead bodies in the science class room? yUmMy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Hello, I will be your waiter for tonight. Can I start you off with some appetizers? Our daily special is a boiled zebra hide fresh from the Chicago zoo. Well for starters, they're almost here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Why should I fear the ostriches? SANDWICH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted March 31, 2023 Report Share Posted March 31, 2023 Which is the best, TLT, TLPW or THE BATTLE FOR THE SANDWICH? but... the future is the past. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 why? Memes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Where’d you get the idea to take over Florida via economic manipulation? It wasn’t yummy like dog food… 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Why does the microwave have bite marks on it? Hahaha, never. EVER. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortcake Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 do you cheese? (going out on a limb here to see how this forum reacts) chips ahoy, there, mateys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 Why are you wearing a giant cereal box? 525,600 minutes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittles Posted April 6, 2023 Report Share Posted April 6, 2023 How do you measure, measure a year A large amount of honey bees and queso 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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