Posted March 9 Did you feed the–? Maybe don't do that anymore. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 9 Why does my hand hurt? I was only petting a porcupine for three hundred hours straight. A pocket full of spears! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10 what was in the treasure chest? How are your pockets that big!!!? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 10 WWYDIYF the Eiffel tower and a cruise ship IYP Oh lord help me… the PUNS, tHE pUns!!!! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11 So I asked him, "What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?" And he told me, "A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback. Obviously." You sadist!!!!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11 I spoiled a book to someone >:} YOU… SHALL NOT… PASS! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11 I AM A SERVANT OF THE SECRET FIRE, WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF ANOR! Oh. Of course that's where I put my hippo. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 11 WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRIVATE BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????? I, the great and terrible adjglasdbgiuahd, have spoken. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 15 Why... why have your ordered 10,000 packs of beef flavoured instant noodles?? *SNORK* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 15 Did you know that a corpse can get goosebumps? There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 16 Hey, I think I broke your microwave. Uh... Why do you have that far-off look in your eyes? ... Thanks for that. I'm gonna go claw my eyes out and spend the rest of my life in regret for asking you that. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 16 What's my favorite color? Why, it's this! *holds up a piece of paper colored in a manner beyond all forms of human reasoning and comprehension.* Well... not anymore... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 16 Hey, you're not wanted for murder, right? I ate him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 16 So, what happened to the person who said they hated Brandon Sanderson? It's... it's not possible... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 16 I hate THE Brando-Sando!!!!!! Unwritten post. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 17 What rap artist do you listen to? So anyway, the hobbit asked me for help finding the one ring while I was in the gnomish mines. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 17 Math Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Stop. You lost me at "sentient mobile home unit". 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20 Personally I think the government should invest in sentient mobile home units. Think about it! If the entire population lives in units that have conscious thought and can put together basic reasoning, then life could be so much easier! You could teach your house how to clean up for you, teach your house how to cook for you, and so on! Forget about home security, just give your house a baseball bat and tell it to smash anyone who tries to break in! As for a nuclear Holocaust, just tell your house to start running an you can take all of your possessions with you! As for plumbing- In my personal opinion? I'm going to hit you with a lead pipe. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 20 Okay, so in the second to last sentence, you forgot the d in "...running and you can...", so that would- ...I fail to see your point. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 21 As we all know, you should let me have The Sandwich. I lost the Game. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 21 How did your chess match go? Conjunction junction, what's your function? 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22 Next, I want you to sing a song from a show that made you cry. (I hope I got that reference right) *loud sobbing* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPOILED THE END OF RHYTHM OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!! *insert obscure reference here* 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22 What is the meaning of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?" blep blep BLEPBLEPBLEP 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22 One cat friendly lolly-pop, coming right up! Now if I were absolutely insane, I'd say "bungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbung". But since I'm not, I'm going to say GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
