NerdyAarakocra Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 "I just built a verinstacularisticinatorously magnificent core reactor!" How many did you fit in your mouth, again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I looove to eat door frames! Well... they only ate about a third of the army, not half of it. So, there's that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Half of our army has been eaten by the worms. The rest of us only have two minutes left to live. ....I have a natural curiosity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) ...Why are you sticking your face in the oven? I regret nothing. Edited November 13, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed whoops wrong page... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 You.. you literally just blew up half the planet. Mhmmm.... BEANS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 What is your most unpopular political opinion? Behold, my...wait, it's not done yet. I...come back in twelve years. I'll be ready then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 (edited) "And now, ladies and gentlemen, what you have all been waiting for..." Oh, that's unfortunate! Too late for anything now! *laughs gleefully* Edited November 13, 2022 by Telrao 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Ms. Kitty cat! We've caught you now! Your doomsday device will never work! Oh, now you've gone and pressed the button! Dang. We need more three-eyed fish in our lives. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 (edited) I want to buy a pet. Any suggestions? After all of these years, I HAVE ULTIMITE POWER! Edited November 14, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra Ninja'd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 ...Where did all of the waffles go? Yes, Karl is planning to destroy the world. Have a good day. *click* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 "Ma'am, we have an emergency. A doomsday device has appeared on our radar. Do you have any information?" WHO THE WHAT NOW? *explosions* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 *Pants* Kirby is coming, and he's really, really mad!! Welcome to the cookie dance party! (They may or may not contain spikes.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Do you know anywhere fun for a night out? [cut to four hours later] It was a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 You DESTROYED the capital city, VAPORISED half of the human population, and then ate ALL THE COOKIES?? Yeah, a potato would work better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Here is my device to end all war!!! It's called the whycantwealljustbefriendslikecomeon-inator! I have solved world peace! "How in the world did you convince people to fund...this...?" *waves hands vaguely* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Behold... GOLD WORLD! It's an amusement park made out of gold! The rides, the food, the VERY AIR ITSELF! Since gold is weak as crap, yearly maintenance costs more than the entire park, BUT STILL!!! ... What a terrible plan. You have my full financial support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 ... and that ends my PowerPoint on why penguins should have jet blasters and be able to fly!! Any takers? NO YOU IDIOT THE TREES ARE LISTENING!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 "And now I will tell you the plan to remove the world's oxygen!" The whalls have hears" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Why can't I talk about how these walls look gross? .....Fine. But please take care of your....shark....first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Can we go for a swim in Shamu's tank? No... waffles! My only weakness! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 Ah HAH! *holds up waffle* KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTAL! But Hoid is here, mom... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted November 14, 2022 Report Share Posted November 14, 2022 No, we are not checking the Cognitive Realm. *meows with murderous intent.* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 Human: *looks at nearby kitten* But those are the best kind tho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 No, Tani! No spiked cookies! Ooooooooo! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY *confetti* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 15, 2022 Report Share Posted November 15, 2022 I have made a machine that allows you to travel to Roashar, but the only thing you can do there is punch Moash. Only 1,000,000,00,000,000,000$! The kerfledorps have grown Flonkles!!! And they taste great! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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