Telrao Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 So... where's John? I thought he was in charge of this? I SWEAR that wasn't there before! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Hey, is that a giant demon? Yummy ice cream! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 What happened to my the Sun?! my Scorpion thing!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 How did those bloated corpses appear? Kids these days show no appreciaton for styrafom grapefruits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 Ewwww mom! I don't want to eat that! It squeaks and makes my teeth feel weird! Can you repeat that? I stopped listening when you said "Because" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 (edited) Y'know, we probably shouldn't do that because if we do attempt to pillage and burn the entire city, they'll probably band together and lynch the lot of us! *whining* But WHY?!? Edited November 11, 2022 by Tani 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 Honey, I am taking away your world domination privileges. Destroying entire countries in not okay! *twitches* N-nuggets? *twitches* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 "Do we have any small units of gold?" (Singing) I belive I can fly... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 NO! DON'T DO IT! DON'T DO IT, NERDYAARAKOCRA!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 Hey... are you... is that the Moon Sceptre? Oooo oooo yess pleaseeee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 Would you like to be tied to the blade of a wind turbine for a few hours? Eh. I like his old hair better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted November 11, 2022 Report Share Posted November 11, 2022 And I removed all his hair! Cogwheels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 What did you just eat??? Nope. You can do that, but remember to tape a camera to your head. I'm outta here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 Aww, c'mon! It'll be awesome! You always said you wanted to tie rockets to your feet and zip through the streets, cutting everyone in half with katanas! Listen, you're a good person, but if you ever say those words again, I will dropkick you off the balcony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 D'you wanna cookie? Oh, go solve world hunger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 I have discovered how to solve exactly one problem. Which one should I choose? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted November 12, 2022 Report Share Posted November 12, 2022 what's your favorite phrase? I AM A STICK! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Hello. Did you know that the phrase "but you could be fire" isn't actually in WoR at all? Please don't eat the-- well, too late now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 What was that tasty treat? I only nawed on him a little bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Misting Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 How was your babysitting job? In the time that you began and ended that sentence, I lost all faith in humanity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Eht Dne? Those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those numbers up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 I ate seven hundred twenty one purple lizards this week And they tell me that's normal, you see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 So is that why you have the altar made of trashy romance novels in your closet? Yes, master... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 Stop...Stop staring at me. Go, I dont know, start a cult or something. Leave me alone! "Phew...glad we stopped that. Imagine, it would have been a catastro-" *several buildings explode and release sentient potatoes with machine guns* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted November 13, 2022 Report Share Posted November 13, 2022 "Aaaand... done! the verinstacularisticinatorously magnificent core reactor's meltdown has been averted!" What a pointless use of human resources. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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