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*planet explodes* Stromenkiin, what did you do this time?!?

 

*frustrated screaming*

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I took the last cookie...

"PIZZA FIGHTTTTT!!"

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What do you call flying dough, meat, tomatoes, and cheese?

"To COLLEGE!"

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Where is that frog going?

Angband is not a bakery!

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You were supposed to get fifteen whole-wheat loaves! What is this nonsense?

Incorrect. Those ones are all dead.

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I was supposed to feed all those babies, correct?

 

A swimming pool. A GREEN swimming pool.

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What is this huge green thing out there? An alien spaceship? A colony of mortal bacteria ?

I don't think anyone ever expected that.

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Then the sun went out on one side and flared up on another.

and that's the story.

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So you were hanging by one finger off the edge of the giant knife-worm, what else?

 

Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeeeee

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEn?

It was only three world eaters, so I left. *shrug*

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...Weren't you supposed to be keeping an eye on Doc???

hehehe. spoopy season.

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Umm... what's with this blood all over the doorstep?

 

SPUD!

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What do you get when you cross scud with Spin?

Now it‘s time for you to do a lab report for Expirement 3.1. Include a table in the results section, following the instructions given in the text above.

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I finished my drawing!

Iskallium.

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What did you turn the rabbit to?

Chris Common can chortle cans.

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My brain is on the edge of collapse. Please, whatever you do, please please please do not use alliteration under any circumstances.

Kill it! We can't have one of those scurrying around the house!

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How did evolution let that thing happen? Looks like a bear, an elephant, an ant and a sequoia had a kid. Absolutely fascinating. If we could keep it alive and study it, biology would have enough to talk for 50 years, and probably answer many questions.

 

This is, indeed, not the place for that.

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STOP EATING FOOD IN THE KITCHEN BILLY!

"I don't think now's the time."

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*Walks into a therapy session*

"Hey so y'know that cute little rabbit that I saw running around? So yeah turns out it was evil and when I tried to feed it a carrot it tried to eat my hand instead. It also has poisonous fur and venomous teeth. Maybe the glowing red eyes were a dead giveaway but-"

 

"I don't think that's the reason."

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It's burning! Dangit! I bet the air force dropped napalm on it!

Oh you mean that dragon over there, which is ravenously devouring the townspeople?

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What happened to the pet dragon I was trying to tame?

Then I was accused of killing Robin Hood.

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Oh you are talking about the guys last week?

I didn't start the fire

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WHY IS MY STICK ON FIRE?

 

This gum tastes like concrete...

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*spreads caulk on crack in sidewalk. Thaidakar picks up blob*

So … still wanna get chouta with me?

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Chouta? You mean those meat balls? Those sound gross...

 

Of course it wasn't!

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