Quivil Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 *planet explodes* Stromenkiin, what did you do this time?!? *frustrated screaming* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 I took the last cookie... "PIZZA FIGHTTTTT!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 What do you call flying dough, meat, tomatoes, and cheese? "To COLLEGE!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 Where is that frog going? Angband is not a bakery! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 You were supposed to get fifteen whole-wheat loaves! What is this nonsense? Incorrect. Those ones are all dead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 I was supposed to feed all those babies, correct? A swimming pool. A GREEN swimming pool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 What is this huge green thing out there? An alien spaceship? A colony of mortal bacteria ? I don't think anyone ever expected that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted September 30, 2022 Report Share Posted September 30, 2022 Then the sun went out on one side and flared up on another. and that's the story. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 So you were hanging by one finger off the edge of the giant knife-worm, what else? Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeeeee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEn? It was only three world eaters, so I left. *shrug* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liahona Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 ...Weren't you supposed to be keeping an eye on Doc??? hehehe. spoopy season. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S. Stormy Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 Umm... what's with this blood all over the doorstep? SPUD! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Unmade Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 What do you get when you cross scud with Spin? Now it‘s time for you to do a lab report for Expirement 3.1. Include a table in the results section, following the instructions given in the text above. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 I finished my drawing! Iskallium. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 What did you turn the rabbit to? Chris Common can chortle cans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) My brain is on the edge of collapse. Please, whatever you do, please please please do not use alliteration under any circumstances. Kill it! We can't have one of those scurrying around the house! Edited October 3, 2022 by Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 How did evolution let that thing happen? Looks like a bear, an elephant, an ant and a sequoia had a kid. Absolutely fascinating. If we could keep it alive and study it, biology would have enough to talk for 50 years, and probably answer many questions. This is, indeed, not the place for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted October 3, 2022 Report Share Posted October 3, 2022 STOP EATING FOOD IN THE KITCHEN BILLY! "I don't think now's the time." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odiumiumium Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 *Walks into a therapy session* "Hey so y'know that cute little rabbit that I saw running around? So yeah turns out it was evil and when I tried to feed it a carrot it tried to eat my hand instead. It also has poisonous fur and venomous teeth. Maybe the glowing red eyes were a dead giveaway but-" "I don't think that's the reason." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 It's burning! Dangit! I bet the air force dropped napalm on it! Oh you mean that dragon over there, which is ravenously devouring the townspeople? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted October 4, 2022 Report Share Posted October 4, 2022 What happened to the pet dragon I was trying to tame? Then I was accused of killing Robin Hood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium Posted October 13, 2022 Report Share Posted October 13, 2022 Oh you are talking about the guys last week? I didn't start the fire 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 WHY IS MY STICK ON FIRE? This gum tastes like concrete... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 *spreads caulk on crack in sidewalk. Thaidakar picks up blob* So … still wanna get chouta with me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted October 15, 2022 Report Share Posted October 15, 2022 Chouta? You mean those meat balls? Those sound gross... Of course it wasn't! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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