EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 20, 2022 Report Share Posted August 20, 2022 I'm pretty sure that says hamburger. Cats/dogs/reptiles! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Fave snack? Woodwind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 You burned what section by fire? I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 *Surgically implants eyes into blind person* Anything for you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 What do you do on Sundays? Is this a trick question? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 5 hours ago, Bondsmith-Edgedancer said: Is this a trick question? Is pineapple on pizza legit? I haven't done it yet, but I will eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 Hey, you picked our child up from daycare, right? It ended three hours ago. That's actually illegal. Yeah, i'm surprised too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Um... Why is Stan playing his tuba on the rooftops? Fortunately, all the mutant kangaroos were herded up and shipped back to Greenland 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Breaking news! This just in, evil mutant kangaroos bent on world domination have just been released on accident by a lab in Australia! Excellent. The padawan has now become the jedi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination? I am tired, so very tired. Edited August 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 GRANDPA, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DECONSTRUCTION OF ROSHARAN TRADE POLICIES?? Bright orange, with majestic purple tints and a hint of sage green. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just a Silvereye Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 What color is your new car? It's fun, there's no other reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Why are you a part time sociopath? "And he broke the world with his head." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 “Far back at the beginning of time, there was a man.” Well I don’t know about that, but I’d be happy to set it all on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) Ok, for your job in baking the cake, can you please make the frosting? VASHER, NO! Edited August 22, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Should I destroy a school? Surely they count as evil. It's a smugglers phrase. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranryu Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Why does your shirt say "Only illegal in a court of law"? If you want him to give you the treasure, you must grab him by the beard. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 What do I do with this leprechaun I caught? Not mine yet, but it soon will be! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 Wait, this is your house? I thought it belonged to the president! The nacho made me the Survivor of Cat-thsin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 Why is your face yellow, your arms scarred, and your hands full of chips? Unluckily, there are 13 realities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shining Silhouette Posted August 23, 2022 Report Share Posted August 23, 2022 It says here that the universe is destined to explode in five minutes if there really are 13 realities. HUH? COW SAID WHAT NOW? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) Hey, my girlfriend asked if you'd like to join our D&D campaign? Chiaroscuro Edited August 24, 2022 by Robin Sedai 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 What's your favorite word? ...all because a cat was sitting on your chest???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SymphonianBookworm Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 (edited) There was this cat and it was sitting on my chest. I’m allergic to cats so I screamed and ran away, but then I accidentally knocked over a pot of boiling water and broke the stove, so I was burned and my house was on fire. I had recently bought the house and invested most of my money into it. The natural landscaping was burned—there was a forest fire—and it rampaged for days. This did not help the fact that there was already a drought in my area, or the fact that most of the houses were made of wood. All in all, most people there lost their houses and livelihoods, and animals and wildlife died. That’s a really stupid ability to gain for reaching 5th Ideal. Edited August 24, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted August 24, 2022 Report Share Posted August 24, 2022 LOOK! Look, everyone! I can reach so far into my nose it comes out of my eyeball! *sob* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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