CryoZenith Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Do you cherish and respect yourself? I believe that would require a cat, two daggers, and extensive knowledge of programming. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted January 17, 2022 Report Share Posted January 17, 2022 Hey, wanna come and hang out with us tomorrow? *zing* What were you saying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted January 18, 2022 Report Share Posted January 18, 2022 Do you want a cookie? *trips in shock* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty- No way I'm doing THAT! But, I will light Dan on fire for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Would you light Dan on fire for money? No, both swords as well has oranges would do that job better. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 So, I was thinking about getting a gun for this serial killing gig. Say that again, but slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 19, 2022 Report Share Posted January 19, 2022 Why? If that's true, then humanity is doomed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Oh god, the news channels are going crazy! Justin Beiber has been voted "The Best Musician of all Time!™" *Sad music plays* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elisium Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 I signed up for a 17th Shard account! Taco Bell bathroom in Odessa, Texas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 20, 2022 Report Share Posted January 20, 2022 Hey, I heard you got married last week? Congratulations! Where was the ceremony? Four hundred and sixty-seven would be the correct answer, if not for the fuzzy rodents everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CryoZenith Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 How many thousands of dollars could you sell your house for? I only know of two people who match that description, and one of them is a fish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidspawn Posted January 21, 2022 Report Share Posted January 21, 2022 Do you know anyone who has a 17th Shard username beginning with the words "I Am A"? (Capitals are everything) *snaps picture* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 I swear I'm not stealing. This is just a massive coincidence. Capitalism, ho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 "You should be very careful about what you say, Comrade. These men have guns, and itchy trigger fingers." Thppt bleah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted January 26, 2022 Report Share Posted January 26, 2022 Wow. I can't believe you actually ate all those beans. Wanna call off the bet? Well, you could have told me that before I threw the cats in the blender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted January 27, 2022 Report Share Posted January 27, 2022 Okay, the smoothie needs peaches, mangoes, and cat fur. Not cat meat, cat fur. What are you talking about? That's an AMAZING IDEA!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 but mr nibbles! I dunno it was something that I may have said before on here? I dunno. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said: but mr nibbles! I dunno it was something that I may have said before on here? I dunno. answer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 14 hours ago, Tani said: answer? question? POTATO FOOT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted January 28, 2022 Report Share Posted January 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, Szeth_Pancakes said: question? POTATO FOOT answer: HAMSTER> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 (edited) Ok, this is the most vital part of the plan. If this doesn't go correctly, life as we know it is doomed for eternity. We must execute this PERFECTLY. There is no room for mistakes. Thaidikar, i need you to-- Thaidikar, HEY, THAIDIKAR, WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH? Yes, i love them, too! Would you like to see my private collection? Edited February 1, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 Ooh, cool, an eagle! cat butts 4 life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 You can stop now, Szeth. Really. But whyyyyyyyy *pouts* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 Tani, I'm taking that dark glowing magical artifact away from you. You were being cute at first, but now I'm concerned about your unwillingness to part with it. awwwwwwwwwwww cute 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth's Facepalm Posted February 1, 2022 Report Share Posted February 1, 2022 *murders your entire family and steals all your possessions while simultaneously committing tax fraud* Nope, i'm pretty sure it's supposed to be like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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