Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Are you... eating a cell phone? A+ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 Can you grade my art? pulls out a stick drawing made with crayons About 6 years. I can go down to half an hour if they invite me to dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 How long do you plan on working for the company? I do not want to pay- I'll never do that again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 So, after taxes, manual labor fees, transport fees, and negative life insurance for the three employees you accidentally squashed, your total cost comes to about... $3,927,999.02 USD. Now why would I ever even think of doing that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 6, 2021 Report Share Posted December 6, 2021 These records say that you murdered the King of Alethkar and many other nobles. What do do have to say for yourself? I'm not normally a German man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Bean Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Do you consider yourself German… or what…? No, of course I would not like to live in with the sharks, are you crazy!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 So we have an open apartment for $200 a month. You’d be sharing the rooms with some carnivorous marine life. Oh that! Yeah that was me. No regrets! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Bean Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 WHO HERE CLOGGED THE TOILET! of course not are you insane!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Hey, wanna go roast 5-minute Crafts? Once you have a soul, you are acidic- to win! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Bean Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 What happens when you get your soul? No, just no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Which one of these hagfish is your favorite? He started it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Why are you force-feeding Stick a sandwich? Laughable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 So I just discovered faster-than-light travel that will enable us Earthlings to enter the Cosmere. What do you think? Okay here's the deal. I'll do this favor for you IF you make me a ham sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Hey, can you pass the salt? *Laughs in Arcallan* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Bean Posted December 7, 2021 Report Share Posted December 7, 2021 Did you no tat I 8 a peess ov cheez? what have you done?! It’s dead you fool! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Excuse me, I'd like to show you my science project. I did it on the evolution of tadpoles. Eeeeeeewwwwwwww... Let me eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Hey, you! Yeah, you kid over there! Come lookit these worms I found near that pile of doggo poop! You know, I've never thought about it that way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Bean Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 have you ever considered donating to the worm shelter? They help your plants! what…? Ewwww… but ok! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 I dare you to eat more worms than Sequence. No, no, NO! I HATE reading and I NEVER want to do it again! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Stormlight book five just came out! I bought you a copy! That... That's actually a really good idea, my friend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Hey, what if you died? I LIEK THE BANNANNANA 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 So I have a selection of exotic fruits here, all for free! On the top of the quality scale, we have this magical dragon fruit thingy, and on the bottom, we have this soggy banana. make your choice. Oooooh. I want one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Ew, maggots got into the cereal. WHAT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2021 Report Share Posted December 8, 2021 Excuse me my Lord, King Timmy the XVIOLXV would like to speak with you. Hmm... I like all of them! How will I ever choose just one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 9, 2021 Report Share Posted December 9, 2021 What's you favorite color of feces? Oreo truffles. And make them gluten-free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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