Sequence Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 (edited) *Hands waiver for the destruction of all Cosmere.* "Sign it and the dime is yours." Finger algae. Edited December 1, 2021 by Ookla the Sequence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 What’re you doing with that dismembered finger? Plotypusses are the #1 Plotypus of North America, Great Britain, says viewers of History Channel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Could you give me a completely made up fact? I'll give you ten dollars if you jaywalk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 (edited) How much would you pay me to do something stupid? ItfeelslikeIcandoanythingIhavesomuchenergyhowdidIgetlikethisthisisawesome! Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Ballerina 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 You ate a waffle. That's how you got like that. Do you like waffles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Ask me an extremely personal question. Fine, fine, I'll light your house on fire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Section iii. Rapid oxidation of residence. What? It’s a legitimate method. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Please stop eating with your toes. Twit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 You’re such a twat. PIZZA PAGLIACCI MAMMA MIA MARIO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 If you opened a restaurant, what would you name it? No. Well, maybe... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Would you consider helping me rob a bank? *secretly slides a was of cash across the table* Itsa leverution! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 (edited) What is your favorite Surge? Why of course... Edited December 2, 2021 by Ookla the Boomerang 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Boomerang said: Why of course... What is your favorite Surge? (It's inverse) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Ookla the Boomerang said: What is your favorite Surge? Why of course... Spoiler I think they did it right. Excuse me, would you consider yourself a sociopathic murderer? I would only do that if you have me a bagel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 2 hours ago, Ookla the Sequence said: I think they did it right. They fixed it. 3 hours ago, Ookla the Sequence said: I would only do that if you have me a bagel. Can you, like, die? It's beautiful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 What do you think of my new pet? He’s a naked mole rat. Uh… The green ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 How many pieces of pizza do you want? Like a tornado. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 On a scale of one to ten, how powerful is your ceiling fan? Wait… that’s illegal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonDoor Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? About 57-ish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 How many pizzas did you order? AAAAAAAAA SPIDERS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 I believe you have inhaled a spider. YES GIVE IT TO ME! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2EmLee2 Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 I’ll give you this jar of edible mummified dog brains if you buy me a bazooka. Well, that’s a good question. Do you mean ‘dead’ as in ‘dead’ or ‘alive, but in very large amounts of pain’ or ‘eating pickles’? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Sedai Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 This is the last straw. I want that bastard dead, and I want you to do it. Can you? After all, you are only the second-best swordswoman. Eat this pile of metal for me, will you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Szeth_Pancakes Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 Wait, what did you say I had to do to become a Mistborn? How longgggggg til my soul gets it riiiiight? Has anyyyy human beeeing ever reeeeached that highest liiiiiiiiiiiiight? I CALL ON THE RESTIIING SOUUUUUUUUUUL OF GALILEOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (help me) KING OF NIGHT VISION KING OF INSIIIIIGHT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 So, why are you here in therapy today? Okay sure I’ll find it for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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