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Did you cut the cheese?

OH MY GOSH! IT SPEAKS!

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Where am I?

 

Umm... *unintelligible mumbling of excuses*

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"What are you doing peacefully reading books that are in fact very good for the mind and you should probably be reading more of them when you could be outside, in freezing weather, at midnight, and getting hit in the head with baseball-size hail?"

*faints*

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What type of goat are you?

That's my name, don't wear it out.

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I'll have the Cheeseburger and Fries. 

Absolutely not! Not until I consult it with my imaginary friend. 

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On 11/11/2021 at 8:47 AM, Mage said:

I'll tell you right now that it definitely doesn't work anymore.

 

On 11/11/2021 at 9:04 AM, Tani said:

That thing you just dropped into a three-hundred foot pit? That was my Kindle.

cackled you guys 

On 11/17/2021 at 2:29 PM, Eluvianii said:

Absolutely not! Not until I consult it with my imaginary friend. 

Could I ask you for directions around the town? 

would have, but things all just went so fast... 

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Why didn't you pull the ripcord of your parachute?

 

Yes. Definitely. Let's go do that Right Now.

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Wanna get tacos later?

 

*cough* uhhh... it wasn't me. No, i'm serious!

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19 hours ago, The Unknown Aon said:

How do you plead, Mr. Palm?

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@The Unknown Aon It appears you forgot to add an answer :/

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Aren't you too old to read fantasy?

With a balanced diet and lots of naps. 

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ELUVIANII, THE DRAGON IS GONNA EAT ME! HELP!! HOW DO I STOP IT?!?!

 

*facepalms*

 

Edited by Szeth's Facepalm
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Hey, uh, what do I do with this... uh... *clears throat* rocky mountain oyster?

 

[In British accent] Now, mister, WHERE ARE MY TACOS???

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EmLee! It's your line!

 

*dies*

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Hey- aren't you allergic to peanuts? I'm pretry sure that is a peanut butter sandwich...

 

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm pretty sure it's gone now. Just a hunch.

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Why are you talking normally? That thing could hear us.

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages comes and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.

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Hey, what's this book about? Looks interesti-

 

Ah fink va nummin ting work'd a littl tuh weh...

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I can't understand 2EmLee2ese. Can you repeat that in English, please?

Uno reverse card.

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Uh, are you OK? It appears you're bleeding out all over my white million-dollar Persian rug.

 

Oh poop.

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What's your new sculpture made of?

 

You can't look through keyholes anymore.

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Hey, look at what those people are doing!

 

Mmmmm.... fuzzy.

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Excuse me good sir, where are you putting my cheetos?

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