Condensation Posted September 6, 2020 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 (edited) What did that monster taste like when you had to eat it to save your friend? Banana fudge. Flame on! Edited September 6, 2020 by Condensation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 6, 2020 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 What flavor is that chocolate? Silver's glow 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Why did you do that?!? Of course I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 You jumped off a cliff? No, that's the problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 Do you know where he is? I really like puzzles. That? Maybe not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 "And my magnum opus, " *pulls off sheet* , "The Human Jigsaw!" I no longer love you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 So you won't let me kill it? Sir, this is a funeral. Stop drinking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 A toast! For my best friend. He looks real comfy on that bed his family bought him. I had no idea what you're talking about until you told me, but now I wish I did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 What do you know of quantum physics? Everyone look it's Hoid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 What did you say when you allegedly 'saw a dark figure in the shadows'? Nope! And I'm proud of it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 (edited) 14 minutes ago, Condensation said: Nowp! Nd Im proowd off itt! Can you spell? Or use proper grammar? Spoiler Milk, but not the plain, chocolate, or even the strawberry kind. You know which. Edited September 19, 2020 by Matrim's Dice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 What is that in your glass? No, no, I'm in the building, I'm just lost... no, I'm not robbing them, I'm robbing the other guy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Welcome to Crime Help Line, I understand you couldn't reach the desired destination for your crime? ... Ah I see, so you're robbing that rich family next to the homeless man? I could give you three answers to that, but two of them involve melted chocolate and that is messy business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted September 19, 2020 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 So here on your application, uh let’s see, yep right here, question 7, “What is your proudest achievement?”, underneath your answer you said you had 2 more answers. Care to tell me what they are? Well that’s obviously a trick question. I’m not answering that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Have you ever killed anyone? I could tell you, but then I'd have to cover you in marshmallow, roast you over a fire, then add Hershey's chocolate with graham crackers surrounding you, turning you into a human s'more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 What’s you’re favorite desert? No. No no no. Out of the question. Never gonna happen. Nuh-uh. Nop- well... maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 have you ever killed someone in order to eat their cheese? well... she told me to. *Runs away and hides under the covers of my bed* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 *Annoyed mother voice* Why'd you punch your sister? Beep Boop Bot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 So... you are a robot? Yes, there are, in fact, 22 gerbils singing Bohemian Rhapsody slowly advancing towards me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Please, tell me your fears. Close your eyes. What do you see? No, I beg of you, please don't! That scepter is made of antique lizard skin! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 *Munch munch normch* This is good, what is it? I never said anything to the contrary, you still shouldn't assume. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Why are you mad at me for burning your house down? I asked your brother first. How many chickens did you want? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 *whispering in a dark alleyway* With the job complete, I cleaned up the... mess for you. My payment please, as requested. Chrome is much different when it comes to taste. You of all people should know this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 You want to explain what happened to your mouth? As your doctor, that's a horrible idea. As a friend, I know you'll do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted September 21, 2020 Report Share Posted September 21, 2020 Can I jump out of a plane without a parachute? My name is unimportant. What matters is your name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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