+Child of Hodor Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 I have no place to put this bad thing I thought of so I made one. Feel free to add your own. Why are they called the Fused? Because they (Re)Fused to stay dead. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 (edited) Why did Dalinar carry an umbrella? Because Odium reigns! Edited October 23, 2020 by I Am A Fish 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) Why didn't Ati get invited to the party ? Because he tends to Ruin everything. Why does Syl limp ? Cause she fell and sprened her ankle Edited September 7, 2020 by PrinceGenocide A little polishing 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said: Why didn't Ati get invited to the party ? Because he tends to Ruins everything. Why does Syl limp ? Cause she fell and sprened her ankle Why, why did you do this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 I'm already out of reputation to give, guys 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 8 minutes ago, Frustration said: Why, why did you do this. To test the limits of my abilities. My cringebinding has gotten better. Oh wait I thought of another one . Why didn't Vin trust Oreseur the kandra ? Cause he looked like a shifty guy. What happened when Jak went to the pits of eltania ? He realised that he had made a Kolossal mistake. Why do ppl dislike waxillium ? Cause he's a Pushy guy. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brgst13 Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 What happened to Vin? Nobody knows, its a Mist-ery. Why is Rosharan produce expensive? They sell the crem of the crop. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted August 24, 2020 Report Share Posted August 24, 2020 (edited) I have multiple personality disorder said bavadin , being frank. There was a barfight among sailors of different nationalities in kharbranth. It got resolved quickly but not before someone hurt a shin. Dude the food in this restaurant in T'Telir is good enough to die for , we must definitely Return . Dude Blushweaver is so beautiful , she took my Breath away. Why does no one trust an Inquisitor around thier drinks ? Cause they are afraid they will spike it. What did Leras say to Ati when he was moping about how everything dies in the end ? He told him to be more end-positive. Why was Jewels depressed ? Cause life was all so Drab to her. Why did Sadeas do such awful things ? Cause he only has a splinter of Honor. What did the Steel ministry tell ppl before sending them to the pits ? Repent for thee hathsin'ned Why didn't hoid go back to yolen ?? Cause he knew he would get a Frosty welcome. Edited September 7, 2020 by PrinceGenocide A little polishing 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted September 6, 2020 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 What's the Lord ruler's favourite anime ? Full Metal Alchemist . It even has an analogue of a Hemalurgic construct Spoiler In the form of chimeras esp the one formed by melding Nina and Alexander 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted September 6, 2020 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 Haha, those are great, @PrinceGenocide! Lo- 10 hours ago, PrinceGenocide said: What's the Lord ruler's favourite anime ? Full Metal Alchemist . It even has an analogue of a Hemalurgic construct Hide contents In the form of chimeras esp the one formed by melding Nina and Alexander Why did you have to remind us of this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 6, 2020 Report Share Posted September 6, 2020 A traveler, a beggar, Cephandrius, Topaz, Wit and Hoid walk into a bar. He says "Ouch". 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted September 7, 2020 Report Share Posted September 7, 2020 10 hours ago, Honorless said: Haha, those are great, @PrinceGenocide! Lo- Why did you have to remind us of this? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brgst13 Posted September 8, 2020 Report Share Posted September 8, 2020 Why does Honor not like Chemistry class? Because Sodium reigns. How is Odium like an old board? They both cause a lot of splinters. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 (edited) Why did Dalinar get fired from the French bakery? Because he kept telling customers that they could not have his pain. Edited September 9, 2020 by Rushu42 Typo 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 14 minutes ago, Rushu42 said: Why did Dalinar get fired from the French bakery? Because he kept telling customers that they could not have his pain. Is funny, but you is not speaking this thing, so you get only little clap. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brgst13 Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 What do you use to get around on Taldain? An Autonomy-ble If Lift uses a Shardfork, does she eat off a Shardplate? What happens to library books on Nalthis? They get Returned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Child of Hodor Posted October 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 On 8/10/2020 at 4:16 PM, Child of Hodor said: I have no place to put this bad thing I thought of so I made one. Feel free to add your own. Why are they called the Fused? Because they (Re)Fused to stay dead. I started this thread with this terrible joke and then in re-reading I see that the Stormfather outright says this in Oathbringer: Quote THERE WERE SOULS OF CREATURES WHO HAD BEEN SLAIN, ANGRY AND TERRIBLE. THEY HAD BEEN GIVEN GREAT POWER BY THE ENEMY ... FOR WHEN THEY DIED THEY REFUSED TO PASS ON. OB CH. 38 Yikes, I was just kidding. Maybe there is a more serious reason they are called that. Fused and Heralds are extremely similar and Nale mentions Honor has finally suffused him in Edgedancer. They were infused with Odium investiture to keep them around. They were fused to existing voidspren. Please anything less puny than this! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smye Posted October 22, 2020 Report Share Posted October 22, 2020 (edited) Why don't Lavis and Prickletac ever fight? Because they're rockBuds! What happened to the Herdazian who overdid it on the spicy Chouta? They fell into a food-kuma! What did the father of sheep respond when Dalinar asked why he'd turned to Odium? "It's because I Am-A-Ram" Why couldn't Dalinar's first wife get on board with the joy of Alethi bloodlust around the holidays? She was such an Evinezer Scrooge Edited October 22, 2020 by Smye 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aspiring Writer Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 On 8/24/2020 at 7:05 AM, PrinceGenocide said: To test the limits of my abilities. My cringebinding has gotten better. Oh wait I thought of another one. Why didn't Vin trust Oreseur the kandra? Cause he looked like a shifty guy. What happened when Jak went to the pits of eltania? He realised that he had made a Kolossal mistake. Why do ppl dislike Waxillium? Cause he's a Pushy guy. Oh Harmony, princess genocide is right. I think I died four times and came back to life. I don't like Wax, he's too hot. *Badoom BANG* (That bang was Wax shooting me) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realmatic Shadow Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 5 hours ago, Smye said: What did the father of sheep respond when Dalinar asked why he'd turned to Odium? "It's because I Am-A-Ram" Why couldn't Dalinar's first wife get on board with the joy of Alethi bloodlust around the holidays? She was such an Evinezer Scrooge The Amaram pun is horrible, but also very good But Evi... it's still too soon ;-; I don't think it will ever not be too soon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brgst13 Posted October 23, 2020 Report Share Posted October 23, 2020 When a Sleepless leaves, he really bugs out. Why can't Shallan make winter clothes? Because she's a Light weaver. Why did Dracula go to Roshar? He was looking for Night blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trav Posted October 26, 2020 Report Share Posted October 26, 2020 so the Lightweaving said: I am to con Fused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EggArdent Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 On 9/6/2020 at 0:53 PM, hoiditthroughthegrapevine said: A traveler, a beggar, Cephandrius, Topaz, Wit and Hoid walk into a bar. He says "Ouch". this one wins might as well give this a try while im here odium wanted to splinter a shard into 15 parts but they splintered into 16 so he just chucked the last one way into the spiritual realm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wayniac Posted October 30, 2020 Report Share Posted October 30, 2020 How did the kandra feel after turning into a dog? MeLaan-collie. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted October 31, 2020 Report Share Posted October 31, 2020 KHRISS: Hey Nazh, did you hear about that Elantrian guy who traveled all the way to Nalthis to get an awakened door for his house only to die tragically? NAZH: Yeah, everybody's heard of the Death of the Dor to door Selish man. KHRISS: (wince) That's low man. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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