Child of Hodor

Bad (or good) Cosmere Jokes & Puns

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I have no place to put this bad thing I thought of so I made one. Feel free to add your own. 

Why are they called the Fused?

Because they (Re)Fused to stay dead. 

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Why did Dalinar carry an umbrella, 

Because Odium reigns.

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Why didn't Ati get invited to the party ?

Because he tends to Ruin everything. 

Why does Syl limp ?

Cause she fell and sprened her ankle

 

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4 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said:

Why didn't Ati get invited to the party ?

Because he tends to Ruins everything. 

Why does Syl limp ?

Cause she fell and sprened her ankle

 

Why, why did you do this.

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I'm already out of reputation to give, guys :(:) 

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8 minutes ago, Frustration said:

Why, why did you do this.

To test the limits of my abilities. My cringebinding has gotten better. 

Oh wait I thought of another one .

Why didn't Vin trust Oreseur the kandra ?

Cause he looked like a shifty guy. 

What happened when Jak went to the pits of eltania ?

He realised that he had made a Kolossal mistake. 

Why do ppl dislike waxillium ?

Cause he's a Pushy guy. 

 

 

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What happened to Vin?

Nobody knows, its a Mist-ery.

Why is Rosharan produce expensive?

They sell the crem of the crop.

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I have multiple personality disorder said bavadin , being frank. 

 

There was a barfight among sailors of  different nationalities in kharbranth. It got resolved quickly but not before someone hurt a shin.  

 

Dude the food in this restaurant in T'Telir is good enough to die for , we must definitely Return . 

 

Dude Blushweaver is so beautiful , she took my Breath away. 

 

Why does no one trust an Inquisitor around thier drinks ?

Cause they are afraid they will spike it. 

 

What did Leras say to Ati when he was moping about how everything dies in the end   ?

He told him to be more end-positive.

 

Why was Jewels depressed ?

Cause life was all so Drab to her. 

 

Why did Sadeas do such awful things ?

Cause he only has a splinter of Honor. 

 

What did the Steel ministry tell ppl before sending them to the pits ?

Repent for thee hathsin'ned

 

Why didn't hoid go back to yolen ??

Cause he knew he would get a  Frosty welcome. 


 

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What's the Lord ruler's favourite anime ?

Full Metal Alchemist . 

It even has an analogue of a Hemalurgic construct 

Spoiler

In the form of chimeras esp the one formed by melding Nina and Alexander

 

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Haha, those are great, @PrinceGenocide! Lo-

10 hours ago, PrinceGenocide said:

What's the Lord ruler's favourite anime ?

Full Metal Alchemist . 

It even has an analogue of a Hemalurgic construct 

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In the form of chimeras esp the one formed by melding Nina and Alexander

 

Why did you have to remind us of this?

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A traveler, a beggar, Cephandrius, Topaz, Wit and Hoid walk into a bar.

He says "Ouch".

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Why does Honor not like Chemistry class?

Because Sodium reigns.

How is Odium like an old board?

They both cause a lot of splinters.

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Why did Dalinar get fired from the French bakery?

Because he kept telling customers that they could not have his pain.

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14 minutes ago, Rushu42 said:

Why did Dalinar get fired from the French bakery?

Because he kept telling customers that they could not have his pain.

Is funny, but you is not speaking this thing,

so you get only little clap.

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What do you use to get around on Taldain?

An Autonomy-ble

If Lift uses a Shardfork, does she eat off a Shardplate?

What happens to library books on Nalthis?

They get Returned.

 

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