Ripheus23 Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Everyone knows that Sanderson books are too short, especially Stormlight books. What to do about it? A: origami coding. Fold the pages to line up parts of words for more content. B: invisible ink in the margins/spacing. Possibly include magnifying glass with purchase and blacklight for the ink directly. C: invent an alternative English that can be read two ways, so that after reading the actual text in original English, you can start over with second English. In fact, you can do this multiple times, maybe indefinitely, and once translations are brought in... D: coat the paper in mild hallucinogens so readers add their own books to the books while reading. E: start a forum for people to transcribe hallucinations, both chemically induced and meditatively realized. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Love triangles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 52 minutes ago, Honorless said: Love triangles Please spare me. 1 hour ago, Ripheus23 said: Everyone knows that Sanderson books are too short, especially Stormlight books. What to do about it? A: origami coding. Fold the pages to line up parts of words for more content. B: invisible ink in the margins/spacing. Possibly include magnifying glass with purchase and blacklight for the ink directly. C: invent an alternative English that can be read two ways, so that after reading the actual text in original English, you can start over with second English. In fact, you can do this multiple times, maybe indefinitely, and once translations are brought in... D: coat the paper in mild hallucinogens so readers add their own books to the books while reading. E: start a forum for people to transcribe hallucinations, both chemically induced and meditatively realized. Sure. Or just double the book size. Or wipe the readers minds so they can read the books again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Read the first word of every sentence for bonus content. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revelryintheart Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Make the entire book a ketek. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Compile three books into one massive book. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Just scramble the words of all of his books and produce a new set of the grammatically compiled results. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 flip it upside down and backwards 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Add the word "plethora" after every time it says "and" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 4 hours ago, Ripheus23 said: invisible ink in the margins/spacing. Wait, what if he already does this!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 (edited) Make all the books like the Diagram, with chapters coded within chapters if you know the code. And the epigraphs could contain hints, with new methods per chapter. Bonus points if at least one of the books contains nothing but encoded recipes for Rock's stews, Hoid's favorite instant noodle flavorings, chouta etc. 3 hours ago, Frustration said: Or wipe the readers minds so they can read the books again. Oh, how I wish this was possible. Imagine the fun of being able to experience something you loved 'for the first time' all over again. Edited August 4, 2020 by Weltall 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 37 minutes ago, Weltall said: Oh, how I wish this was possible. Imagine the fun of being able to experience something you loved 'for the first time' all over again. Me too. Me too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 A mind-wipe would be great, but not for Sanderson's books, because theories wouldn't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 28 minutes ago, FriarFritz said: A mind-wipe would be great, but not for Sanderson's books, because theories wouldn't work. But you could look at it with a whole new perspective. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorkel Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Play back audiobooks at 0.5x speed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clockworkspider Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 Size 96 font would greatly extend the length of Sanderson novels. But in all seriousness (possibly not warranted for this topic?), Sanderson's real achievement will be bringing himself to write a Stormlight Archive novel shorter than the previous one. Which is something he really needs to do, I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 6 hours ago, clockworkspider said: But in all seriousness (possibly not warranted for this topic?), Sanderson's real achievement will be bringing himself to write a Stormlight Archive novel shorter than the previous one. Which is something he really needs to do, I think. *Blinks in you're wrong* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snorkel Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 Yeah, I mean, normally I'll take the stance that our appreciation of art is subjective. People's opinions and experiences are different and need to be respected. Your response cannot be wrong, because it's your true reaction to the media in question . . . But in this case - no. That's clearly wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 On 8/4/2020 at 9:14 AM, Frustration said: Or wipe the readers minds so they can read the books again. yes, imagine, you could read the stormlight archives by character, first past Kaladin, then current Kaladin, then Shallan, then Adolin, then finally Dalinar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gak Posted October 21, 2020 Report Share Posted October 21, 2020 and that's just the first book!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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