DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) I thought this would be fun. For those of you who don't know the rules, who are you, did you have a childhood, are you ok? (Just kidding--mostly) Someone will mention three of Brandon Sanderson's characters, Cosmere, non-Cosmere, whatever. If Sanderson wrote it, it's allowed. Then, if no one was specified to answer, however many people want to will say which of those three they would kiss, who they would marry, and who they would kill. Example: (yes, I made it easy, now hush) Person 1: Kiss, marry, kill: Raoden from Elantris, David from Reckoners, and Amaram from Stormlight Archive. Person 2: Kiss Raoden, marry David because of his incredible metaphors, and kill Amaram obviously. I realize that this may seem immature, but it's really super fun, I swear! I will begin for real, now. Kiss, marry, kill: Vin from Mistborn, Pattern from Stormlight Archive, and Melody from The Rithmatist. Edited July 23, 2020 by DramaQueen 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Ooh, Kiss Vin, Marry Pattern, Kill Moash Spensa, Kelsier, Lopen Quote Also, @DramaQueen We should call it Bed, Wed and Behead 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Ooh, Kiss Vin, Marry Pattern, Kill Moash Spensa, Kelsier, Lopen Quote It wasn't Moash, it was Melody from The Rithmatist.... I like Kiss, Marry, Kill just fine, but I guess we could change it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 9 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: I know that I was just making a joke. We will have to kill poor Melody. If you want to, but rhyming. Edited July 23, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: I know that I was just making a joke. We will have to kill poor Melody. If you want to, but rhyming. But "kiss" is much more innocent than "bed" and I would like to keep this fairly innocent... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: But "kiss" is much more innocent than "bed" and I would like to keep this fairly innocent... It's alright, don't change it Now, Spensa, Kelsier, Lopen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 19 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: It's alright, don't change it Now, Spensa, Kelsier, Lopen Definitely marrying Lopen. Uhhhhhhh kiss Kelsier and kill Spensa. Ok, Doomslug, Renarin, Sarene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: Ok, Doomslug, Renarin, Sarene Kissing my cutie pie Doomslug, Marrying Renarin and I am sorry Sarene, you are great but you cannot compete Jorgen, Elend, Spook Jasnah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 4 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Kissing my cutie pie Doomslug, Marrying Renarin and I am sorry Sarene, you are great but you cannot compete Jorgen, Elend, Spook Jasnah Awwwwww why not spook? That would have made it much more difficult. Killing Jasnah, sorry, I just never clicked with you. This is hard because I adore Elend's love for books, but Jorgen is super sweet and funny.... Kiss Jorgen, marry Elend. Nightblood, Szeth, Hrathen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eternal Khol Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Kiss Kaladin, marry Allrianne, kill Shallan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, DramaQueen said: Nightblood, Szeth, Hrathen Hmm, this is difficult but it the opposite way. Kill Nightblood (can you even do that?) Kiss Szeth(i am NOT kissing Hrathen) Marry Hrathen might be able to talk about stuff at least Lyn, Sigzil, Vathi Edited July 23, 2020 by The_Truthwatcher 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Quote I don’t remember who were those. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honorless Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) Can't I kiss, marry and kill Amaram alone (in that order)? The first two parts require an explanation, yes, so here it is: he's good-looking & he's rich Also it's about time an actual kiss, marry, kill thread came to The Shard Edited July 23, 2020 by Honorless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Lyn, Sigzil, Vathi I had to look up Vathi, because I haven't read Sixth of Dusk in a while. Hmmm... Kiss Vathi because she'd be fun, marry Lyn because she's adorable, sorry Sigzil, but I don't have the patience for paperwork even though I love you. KMK Rysn, Adolin, and Bastille Edited July 23, 2020 by Negative_Null 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Honorless said: Can't I kiss, marry and kill Amaram alone (in that order)? The first two parts require an explanation, yes, so here it is: he's good-looking & he's rich Also it's about time an actual kiss, marry, kill thread came to The Shard I like the way you think. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spren of Kindness Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Negative_Null said: KMK Rysn, Adolin, and Bastille Um, I'm gonna kiss Rysn, marry Adolin, and kill Bastille. (Sorry Bastille!) Next one: Susebron, Galladon, and Steris. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 3 minutes ago, Spren of Kindness said: Next one: Susebron, Galladon, and Steris. Obviously marry Steris. I think kiss Susebron and kill Galladon(never cared much for him anyway). Next one: Vivenna, Marasi, and Breeze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Kiss Vivenna, Marry Marasi and kill Breeze Spook, Kelsier and Kimmalyn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 14 minutes ago, Emi said: Spook, Kelsier and Kimmalyn Kiss Spook, Marry Kimmalyn and Kill Kelsier Quote Sorry, Kelsier, I love you but you are very violent and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life. Joel, Ham, Szeth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emi Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Sorry, Kelsier, I love you but you are very violent and I do not need that kind of negativity in my life. Wise, especially that Kelsier doesn’t actually die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 59 minutes ago, Emi said: Kiss Vivenna, Marry Marasi and kill Breeze Spook, Kelsier and Kimmalyn I know I'm late to this one, but it has Spook, so I don't care. Marry my boyfriend Spook, kiss Kimmalyn because she's sweet and funny, and kill Kelsier, sorry bro. 42 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Kiss Spook, Marry Kimmalyn and Kill Kelsier Joel, Ham, Szeth Kiss Ham, marry Joel, kill Szeth. He's a cool guy eventually, but he'd probably be pretty high-maintenance. KMK: Megan from Reckoners, Veil from SA, (not Shallan or Radiant, Veil,) and Rock (also from SA) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 43 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: Joel, Ham, Szeth Kiss Joel because Rithmatist needs more love, marry Ham because, I mean, it’s Ham, and kill Szeth (sorry Szeth, I shall take Nightblood for myself), Kiss, marry, kill: Drehy, Hurl, Blushweaver. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: Marry my boyfriend Spook, kiss Kimmalyn because she's sweet and funny, and kill Kelsier, sorry bro. :Fistbump: 1 minute ago, DramaQueen said: KMK: Megan from Reckoners, Veil from SA, (not Shallan or Radiant, Veil,) and Rock (also from SA) Kiss Veil, Marry Rock, Kill Megan (Sorry, Megan but Veil is higher than you) 1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Kiss, marry, kill: Drehy, Hurl, Blushweaver. Kiss Hurl, Marry Drehy, Kill Blushweaver Denth, Tonk Fah, Jewels 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Kiss Joel because Rithmatist needs more love, marry Ham because, I mean, it’s Ham, and kill Szeth (sorry Szeth, I shall take Nightblood for myself), Kiss, marry, kill: Drehy, Hurl, Blushweaver. Kiss Hurl, marry Drehy, kill Blushweaver. Just now, The_Truthwatcher said: Kiss Veil, Marry Rock, Kill Megan (Sorry, Megan but Veil is higher than you) 3 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: How dare you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 Just now, The_Truthwatcher said: Denth, Tonk Fah, Jewels Kiss Tonk Fah, marry Denth, kill Jewels. KMK: Silence Montane, Sixth of the Dusk, Allomancer Jak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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