Enter a username Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 This post is for jokes related to the Mistborn series. To get things started, I'll add this one: Three atoms met - a gold atom, a silver atom, and a carbon atom. The gold and silver atoms say, "We found a new material - electrum." The carbon atom said, "Are you sure this is a new element?" The gold and silver said, "No, we made it up!" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revelryintheart Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 What did Kelsier say in the Pits of Hathsin? Oh snap. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiedPiper Posted June 12, 2020 Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 Someone in the fandom needs to major in molecular chemistry so they can discover a new element and name it Atium. Do you think that Cadmium is less intelligent than Bendalloy? (i'm sorry, that's so bad.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 12, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2020 On 5/22/2020 at 2:57 PM, revelryintheart said: What did Kelsier say in the Pits of Hathsin? Oh snap. Here's a variation on that: What did the Mistborn say after they attacked someone? "I don't know, I just... snapped." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mage Posted June 13, 2020 Report Share Posted June 13, 2020 Why does Lessie like the tropics? Because of all the Paalm trees. hehe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 I did not make this I just found it fitting for this thread. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? a boxing match! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Chasmgoat said: I did not make this I just found it fitting for this thread. What do you call a fight between two coinshots? a boxing match! you stole my only mistborn joke!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 Oh, did you make it? I am sorry, I found it a long time ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 28 minutes ago, Chasmgoat said: Oh, did you make it? I am sorry, I found it a long time ago. No I didn't I was going to say the same thing as you. But it's the only mistborn joke I know so I can't post here anymore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chasmgoat Posted September 30, 2020 Report Share Posted September 30, 2020 oh, sorry for the misunderstanding. It is a really great joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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