The Awakened Salad Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) Since we’ve seen a sudden rise in InspiroBot generated quotes on the Shard, we might as well have a thread for it. This is a place to share all of the funny, confusing, strange and sometimes concerning quotes generated by this AI. (If you feel like a quote might breach the community guidelines, don’t post it here. Sometimes the AI can be weird) For those who don’t know, it’s a website where an AI randomly generates quotes, with some... interesting results. Here’s the link: https://inspirobot.me/ Shallan in a nutshell: Explaining Stormlight really badly: You heard it here first, folks! The events of the Stormlight Archive are just one epic teacup ride! Edited May 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 (I love the poll. Polls are the best) This bot is amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted May 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) 55 minutes ago, AonEne said: (I love the poll. Polls are the best) This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll Also, why dental floss? Edited May 20, 2020 by The Awakened Salad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 Because it’s cool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said: This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll Also, why dental floss? Because d e n t a l f l o s s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 A Lift quote: Spoiler If you want Vin to think you're normal, then... Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 (edited) Lift is going to kill me. Also human the kloss: Edited May 20, 2020 by Shard of Reading 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 20, 2020 Report Share Posted May 20, 2020 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Lunamor said: I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 2 minutes ago, Lunamor said: Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend! I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, AonEne said: I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! How dare you imply that I am an accountant without free will!!! I am very offend!!! I think that InspiroBot is catching on to what's happening. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted May 21, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 To all Gemini’s out there: Also, I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment, but I’m going to pretend it’s a compliment: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 I think that's actually how a lot of them are made. Ah yes. You heard 'em, ladies! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 ...But what if I like teleportation? Hoid will be mad about this first one. And for the second, I think it’s giving me suggestions... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 I found one for Jasnah. ...and Hoid 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 Thank you, Inspirobot. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 21, 2020 Report Share Posted May 21, 2020 5 hours ago, Jaywalk said: Star? @Shard of Thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Down with male use of conditioner! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaywalk Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Shouldn’t have posted that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paalm Tree Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Vin after Kelsier's death Elhokar I am sure was told this at some point to make him feel better Also a masterpiece: 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Paalm Tree said: Also a masterpiece: Ha ha! I need this on my wall. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said: Ha ha! I need this on my wall. I am totally printing that one out Now what did I do to deserve this?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) Well of course, bruh. Get ready for a fight, ladies! Edited May 22, 2020 by Lunamor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Awakened Salad Posted May 22, 2020 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 I kind of feel attacked by this Contradictory, but okay I mean... I guess? @AonEne how do you feel now that you know chocolate is going to kill you? This is literally Kelsier 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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