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I really like making polls for no reason   22 members have voted

  1. 1. This poll has no purpose, I just like polls

    • Waffles are great!
    • Waffles are overrated!
    • GUACAMOLE
    • Dental floss

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Since we’ve seen a sudden rise in InspiroBot generated quotes on the Shard, we might as well have a thread for it. This is a place to share all of the funny, confusing, strange and sometimes concerning quotes generated by this AI. (If you feel like a quote might breach the community guidelines, don’t post it here. Sometimes the AI can be weird)

For those who don’t know, it’s a website where an AI randomly generates quotes, with some... interesting results. Here’s the link: https://inspirobot.me/

Shallan in a nutshell:

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Explaining Stormlight really badly:

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You heard it here first, folks! The events of the Stormlight Archive are just one epic teacup ride!

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(I love the poll. Polls are the best) 

This bot is amazing :lol: 

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Posted (edited)

55 minutes ago, AonEne said:

(I love the poll. Polls are the best) 

This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll :ph34r:

Also, why dental floss?

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Because it’s cool ^_^ 

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1 minute ago, The Awakened Salad said:

This entire thread was just an excuse for me to make another poll :ph34r:

Also, why dental floss?

Because d e n t a l  f l o s s

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A Lift quote:

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If you want Vin to think you're normal, then...

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Posted (edited)

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Lift is going to kill me.

Also human the kloss:

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5 hours ago, Lunamor said:

 

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I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal :ph34r: 

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2 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I think it’s telling you to do another murder-tag with me. I am, after all, a pathetic mammal :ph34r: 

Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend!

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2 minutes ago, Lunamor said:

Oh ho ho... well prepare for a death match for the ages, my sad non-reptilian friend!

I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! 

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17 minutes ago, AonEne said:

I’m totally prepared! I fight accountants without free will! 

How dare you imply that I am an accountant without free will!!! I am very offend!!!

I think that InspiroBot is catching on to what's happening.

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To all Gemini’s out there:

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Also, I don’t know if this was an insult or a compliment, but I’m going to pretend it’s a compliment:

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I think that's actually how a lot of them are made.

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Ah yes.

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You heard 'em, ladies!

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...But what if I like teleportation? 

Hoid will be mad about this first one. And for the second, I think it’s giving me suggestions... 

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I found one for Jasnah. 

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...and Hoid

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Thank you, Inspirobot.

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5 hours ago, Jaywalk said:

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Star? @Shard of Thought ;)

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:ph34r: Down with male use of conditioner!

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Shouldn’t have posted that :P

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Vin after Kelsier's death

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Elhokar I am sure was told this at some point to make him feel better

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Also a masterpiece:

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1 hour ago, Paalm Tree said:

Also a masterpiece:

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Ha ha! I need this on my wall. :lol:

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1 hour ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Ha ha! I need this on my wall. :lol:

I am totally printing that one out :lol: 

Now what did I do to deserve this?! 

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Well of course, bruh.

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Get ready for a fight, ladies!

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I kind of feel attacked by this

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Contradictory, but okay 

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I mean... I guess? @AonEne how do you feel now that you know chocolate is going to kill you?

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This is literally Kelsier

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