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Amazing Yet Stupid Things to Do With Breath

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1 minute ago, Frustration said:

Where are you getting a skeleton that size?

Just dig up Goliath.

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9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

Just dig up Goliath.

..........

No matter, I have three blocks, your gollum is worthless!

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Just now, Frustration said:

No matter, I have three blocks, your gollum is worthless!

Well, I guess my awakened paper airplane is going to be useful after all!

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On 5/26/2020 at 0:55 PM, Karger said:

Several dogs exist that are millionaires. 

 

That is amazing I am in awe

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23 hours ago, Friendshipspren said:

Hmmm how about u invest them in a fish ? Make it sentiant. 

Right @I Am A Fish

 

Yes! Bring more of my brethren to human levels of sentience!

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I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked.

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On 12/23/2020 at 0:04 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said:

I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked.

It's a physical kindle!

I would command pants to lose themselves.

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A pair of socks commanded to stay paired.

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13 hours ago, The Young Pyromancer said:

A pair of socks commanded to stay paired.

Impossible. 

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On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said:

Where are you getting a skeleton that size?

Home Depot of course. 

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On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said:

Where are you getting a skeleton that size?

Pretty sure you can cobble together random bones from large animals. As long as they're all organic you should be fine.

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On 5/6/2020 at 5:57 PM, Karger said:

I don't think the result is any different from putting breath into an object.

 

Holy crap the sheer amount of collateral damage NB could cause in the CR :o boggles the mind.

 

EDIT: Wait crap I'm supposed to participate uhh... Awakening your dating sim game so it becomes sentient and--wait no they did that already--uhhmmm... Actually I like the idea of awakening a quantum computer, if not just to see the world burn. *laughs in Ruin*

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I wanted to give it to a shrimp, because they have 16 color receptors.

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23 minutes ago, The Young Pyromancer said:

To a lemon:

"Become lemonade"

I am a Lemon.

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On 3/30/2021 at 0:55 PM, Frustration said:

I am a Lemon.

But you could be lemonade.

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8 hours ago, Omi the Counselor said:

But you could be lemonade.

.... I am a Lemon

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This is awakening, not soulcasting...

Wait, no, I realized the problem.

*Draws a smiley face on the lemon to make the magic more effective*

 

...I just realized.

Awakening is the only magic system in all of fantasy where drawing a smiley face on things is actually the sign of a cunning practitioner.

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Posted (edited)

If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around.

Alternativly, with the tenth heightening you can remove stains from your favourite white coat/blouse

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Just now, Lesser spren said:

If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around.

Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD

But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? :P

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Posted (edited)

4 minutes ago, Dannex said:

Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD

But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? :P

Actually it was the second

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If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! 

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19 hours ago, Palantir Watcher said:

If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! 

Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo.

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2 hours ago, Lesser spren said:

Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo.

You're right! And a lifeless cuckoo would probably cause twice as much chaos. Honestly, awakening might be the best magic for not too harmful pranks in the Cosmere.

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