NameIess Posted November 20, 2020 Report Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, Frustration said: No matter, I have three blocks, your gollum is worthless! Well, I guess my awakened paper airplane is going to be useful after all! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adolinalsium Posted November 26, 2020 Report Share Posted November 26, 2020 On 5/26/2020 at 0:55 PM, Karger said: Several dogs exist that are millionaires. That is amazing I am in awe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted December 20, 2020 Report Share Posted December 20, 2020 Hmmm how about u invest them in a fish ? Make it sentiant. Right @I Am A Fish 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted December 21, 2020 Report Share Posted December 21, 2020 23 hours ago, Friendshipspren said: Hmmm how about u invest them in a fish ? Make it sentiant. Right @I Am A Fish Yes! Bring more of my brethren to human levels of sentience! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsdaughter613 Posted December 23, 2020 Report Share Posted December 23, 2020 I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 On 12/23/2020 at 0:04 PM, Kingsdaughter613 said: I think I’d just awaken my book to turn the pages when I say advance or reverse (depending on which way I want to go). Also turns to the correct page when I ask it to go to a particular scene, chapter, last read or book marked. It's a physical kindle! I would command pants to lose themselves. Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted March 15, 2021 Report Share Posted March 15, 2021 A pair of socks commanded to stay paired. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Unknown Ajah Posted March 16, 2021 Report Share Posted March 16, 2021 13 hours ago, The Young Pyromancer said: A pair of socks commanded to stay paired. Impossible. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowX81 Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said: Where are you getting a skeleton that size? Home Depot of course. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daggon Forescout Posted March 27, 2021 Report Share Posted March 27, 2021 On 11/19/2020 at 6:08 PM, Frustration said: Where are you getting a skeleton that size? Pretty sure you can cobble together random bones from large animals. As long as they're all organic you should be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Technovore Posted March 29, 2021 Report Share Posted March 29, 2021 (edited) On 5/6/2020 at 5:57 PM, Karger said: I don't think the result is any different from putting breath into an object. Holy crap the sheer amount of collateral damage NB could cause in the CR boggles the mind. EDIT: Wait crap I'm supposed to participate uhh... Awakening your dating sim game so it becomes sentient and--wait no they did that already--uhhmmm... Actually I like the idea of awakening a quantum computer, if not just to see the world burn. *laughs in Ruin* Edited March 29, 2021 by The Technovore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 I wanted to give it to a shrimp, because they have 16 color receptors. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 To a lemon: "Become lemonade" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 30, 2021 Report Share Posted March 30, 2021 23 minutes ago, The Young Pyromancer said: To a lemon: "Become lemonade" I am a Lemon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tacitus Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 On 3/30/2021 at 0:55 PM, Frustration said: I am a Lemon. But you could be lemonade. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 1, 2021 Report Share Posted April 1, 2021 8 hours ago, Omi the Counselor said: But you could be lemonade. .... I am a Lemon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted April 3, 2021 Report Share Posted April 3, 2021 This is awakening, not soulcasting... Wait, no, I realized the problem. *Draws a smiley face on the lemon to make the magic more effective* ...I just realized. Awakening is the only magic system in all of fantasy where drawing a smiley face on things is actually the sign of a cunning practitioner. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 (edited) If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around. Alternativly, with the tenth heightening you can remove stains from your favourite white coat/blouse Edited April 5, 2021 by Lesser spren 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danex Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 Just now, Lesser spren said: If you peeled an orange and cut the peel into a man, you could have a little nice smelling friend follow you around. Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted April 5, 2021 Report Share Posted April 5, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Dannex said: Ah yes, that’s what my life has been missing. A tiny nice smelling man. XD But seriously how was ‘tiny man orange’ the first thing you thought of? Actually it was the second image in this for size Spoiler Edited April 5, 2021 by Lesser spren 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palantir Watcher Posted April 6, 2021 Report Share Posted April 6, 2021 If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 19 hours ago, Palantir Watcher said: If I had thousands of spare breaths I'd awaken the cuckoo bird in those old clocks to fly around and land on people's heads whenever the clock strikes the hours. Oooh, or maybe awaken an alarm so that it starts running up and down on people when they refuse to wake up! Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palantir Watcher Posted April 7, 2021 Report Share Posted April 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Lesser spren said: Perhaps with a single breathe you could make a clock out of a real, lifeless cuckoo. You're right! And a lifeless cuckoo would probably cause twice as much chaos. Honestly, awakening might be the best magic for not too harmful pranks in the Cosmere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted May 22, 2021 Report Share Posted May 22, 2021 On 5/5/2020 at 9:17 PM, king of nowhere said: now i'm picturing a rich idiot giving those breaths to his pet dog. the sapient pet dog then kills the guy for having him neutered, and take over the financial empire. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesser spren Posted May 25, 2021 Report Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 5/27/2020 at 9:18 AM, SirWolfe said: Awaken the vegetable garden fence to keep non-human animals from entering the garden. You'll never have to worry about losing your tomato plants again. Or we might end up with a Nightblood-fence-thing that constantly wants to "destroy vermin", and eats the soul of whatever touches it. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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