Halyo_Alex Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/27/2020 at 7:18 AM, SirWolfe said: Awaken the vegetable garden fence to keep non-human animals from entering the garden. You'll never have to worry about losing your tomato plants again. Or we might end up with a Nightblood-fence-thing that constantly wants to "destroy vermin", and eats the soul of whatever touches it. awaken the dirt with some command to make the crops grow better. actually wait that might not be stupid enough for this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Give it out to random people and then post videos of their reactions on youtube. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Halyo_Alex said: awaken the dirt with some command to make the crops grow better. actually wait that might not be stupid enough for this thread. Awakening is about letting stuff move. Awakening a small patch of dirt's not gonna do much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halyo_Alex Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 1 minute ago, The Young Pyromancer said: Awakening is about letting stuff move. Awakening a small patch of dirt's not gonna do much. Make it move the nutrients to the roots of the plants like a circulatory system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 I'm not sure if Nalthians knew enough about soil composition to visualize that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naurock Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/27/2020 at 10:18 AM, SirWolfe said: Awaken the vegetable garden fence to keep non-human animals from entering the garden. You'll never have to worry about losing your tomato plants again. Or we might end up with a Nightblood-fence-thing that constantly wants to "destroy vermin", and eats the soul of whatever touches it. Plot twist: it throws your growing vegetables at vermin to keep them away because it misunderstood what it was protecting. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Young Pyromancer Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 Right, Winsting claimed. If anyone wants to counterclaim, please do so, or else I'll assume that this person is Winsting. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald_Mage Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 Awaken a piano, tell it to play music. Is an instrument capable of knowing music on its own? I doubt it. Prepare for endless clashing chords. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 1, 2020 Report Share Posted June 1, 2020 15 hours ago, The Young Pyromancer said: Right, Winsting claimed. If anyone wants to counterclaim, please do so, or else I'll assume that this person is Winsting. Um, I don't know why you put this here. I'm going to assume that was a mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted June 2, 2020 Report Share Posted June 2, 2020 It's like the hemalurgic beaver thread all over again, LIFELESS BEAVER!!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 3, 2020 Report Share Posted June 3, 2020 Awaken a book and have it only be read by people who are "worthy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 15, 2020 Report Share Posted June 15, 2020 No, Awaken everybody so that only worthy people can even know about the book! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted June 16, 2020 Report Share Posted June 16, 2020 Awaken a mirror to shatter when a specific person tries to look into it. Sure, it's a waste of Breath, but it makes for a great prank. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enter a username Posted June 23, 2020 Report Share Posted June 23, 2020 Awaken all the person's windows/clocks/stuff like that (nothing too valuable) like that and watch their reaction. Then compensate them (preferably with new windows/clocks/etc.) for what you Awakened to break. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheat Commando Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 8:55 PM, Emerald_Mage said: Awaken a piano, tell it to play music. Is an instrument capable of knowing music on its own? I doubt it. Prepare for endless clashing chords. I would like to think that if the piano had been played by the same person for a long time, then when Awakened with the "Play music" Command, it would play the same stuff its owner used to play. If it's a brand new piano, then yes, clashing chords. Clashing chords everywhere. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 Awaken a fire extinguisher with the command to "stop fires" and then have it destroy your stove the next time you turn it on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted June 24, 2020 Report Share Posted June 24, 2020 3 hours ago, Kings_way said: Awaken a fire extinguisher with the command to "stop fires" and then have it destroy your stove the next time you turn it on. Ohhh.... That would be fun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 I don't know if this is stupid enough, but you could awaken a burrito with the command to not let the fillings spill out. Wait, it actually is stupid because it would waste a ton of breath as it doesn't look like a human, and then you eat it. Unless you can take the breath back from inside your stomach. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoidolasium Posted July 10, 2020 Report Share Posted July 10, 2020 On 7/9/2020 at 1:23 PM, Kings_way said: Unless you can take the breath back from inside your stomach. As long as you imagine the burrito as a single burrito, or just don't chew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Channelknight Fadran Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 On 6/24/2020 at 2:31 PM, Kings_way said: Awaken a fire extinguisher with the command to "stop fires" and then have it destroy your stove the next time you turn it on. "Stop fires that are not me." *Flips hair* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halyo_Alex Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Channelknight Fadran said: "Stop fires that are not me." *Flips hair* *catches on fire* *is not extinguished* yeah really smart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted September 7, 2020 Report Share Posted September 7, 2020 Awaken a teacher's classroom chair with the somewhat complicated command "Make farting noises when sat upon". A super covert awakened whoopee cushion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koloss17 Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 Awaken an origami paper and tell it to unravel itself, so whenever someone tries to fold it, it just fails. Then you sell it in Fred and George’s weasley wizard weezes... or just give it to Hoid so you can infuriate him. Be a lerasium bead and things will go great. Spoiler It will have to be before he has his own, though Or better, bet microwave noodles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 Awaken a paper to write itself. Watch it have no understanding of what the paper is supposed to be about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Halyo_Alex Posted September 10, 2020 Report Share Posted September 10, 2020 On 9/9/2020 at 0:07 PM, Shard of Reading said: Awaken a paper to write itself. Watch it have no understanding of what the paper is supposed to be about. I imagine it'd be something like the Library of Babel on the internet here on earth; randomly generated text that could, in theory, spell something meaningful, but probably won't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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