Boomerang Guy Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) RELEASE THE PUNS!!! Edited April 15, 2020 by McWafy Changing Topic from Food Puns to Puns in General 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 I cannut believe you made this! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, Experience said: I cannut believe you made this! I KNOW! It was just so fun, and people couldnut stop. So I did dis. Ain't it nutty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 You should change it to puns in general. I have a quite horrendous cosmere one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, The_Archivist said: You should change it to puns in general. I have a quite horrendous cosmere one Is there some hidden pun in that, or am I just missing something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) No pun. Or is there... http://xkcd.com/559/ Edit: You changed it, wonderful! Ahem Ahem. Why don't mistborn get sunburned? Because they're Aloe-mancers! Edited April 15, 2020 by The_Archivist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: No pun. Or is there... http://xkcd.com/559/ Storm you. I'm going to be looking for a meaning in that for hours.(And yes I typed storm, it wasn't the filter) Edited April 15, 2020 by Experience 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Experience said: Storm you. I'm going to be looking for a meaning in that for hours.(And yes I typed storm, it wasn't the filter) Muahahahahahahahaha, you shall all suffer! No pun intended Edited April 15, 2020 by The_Archivist 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Well, its now puns of any kind, so what's your cosmere one? No pun intended. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 I edited it in. 2 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Muahahahahahahahaha, you shall all suffer! No pun intended Wait a minute... You shall all supper! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 14 minutes ago, The_Archivist said: Why don't mistborn get sunburned? Because they're Aloe-mancers! heh heh, NO... dats nut punny enough. WE NEED MORE!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Well this isn't a pun but... Life before death, Strength before weakness, Cereal before milk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, The_Archivist said: Well this isn't a pun but... Life before death, Strength before weakness, Cereal before milk. Yes. Who puts milk in first? Also, is cereal a soup or a salad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 So before the pandemic hit I was going to throw a party. I was pretty sure that the pinata was going to be a huge hit 3 minutes ago, Experience said: Also, is cereal a soup or a salad? it is cereal 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 2 minutes ago, spren of destruction said: it is cereal Rephrase: is it more of a soup or a salad? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 it is more like soup because salads are usually green. You have to look really hard to find a salad that is not green or to find cereal that is green. The milk therefore is the liquid in the soup so cereal is actually just soup 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, spren of destruction said: So before the pandemic hit I was going to throw a party. I was pretty sure that the pinata was going to be a huge hit *Laughs* heh heh, that is actually really good. Edited April 15, 2020 by McWafy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 also for all those who are starting a stormlight reread just be always sure to never never take Rock for granite 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemical Bowser Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Puns tend to be groaners, so it's a mixed bag. Shucks. I just realised I'm going to be thoroughly analysing every single post on this thread. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 15, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) 41 minutes ago, spren of destruction said: also for all those who are starting a stormlight reread just be always sure to never never take Rock for granite STOP IT! I am dying of chortles! Edited April 15, 2020 by McWafy forgot chortles 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 I used to hate facial hair. Then it grew on me. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, McWafy said: STOP IT! I am dying of laughter! Of chortles, please remember yourself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destruction Posted April 15, 2020 Report Share Posted April 15, 2020 Just now, McWafy said: STOP IT! I am dying of laughter! Please don't die You likely couldn't come back from the Cognitive Realm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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