Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 I was just looking around the shard and found this, so ask me anything, and... Experience the answers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 How much experience do you have? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 That depends. Experience with what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Do you play Minecraft? What's your favorite type of cake? Are you on Scratch? Who's your favorite Cosmere character, and why is it Kaladin? What is or was your favorite school subject? How many donuts? Shiny rocks or seashells, which is better? Do you listen to music? What's the longest book you've ever read? Have you read Oathbringer? If so, how long did it take you? What's your favorite number? Why did the cremling cross the chasm? What's your favorite Cosmere magic system? Have you read Aether of Night? How many questions have I asked you? How long did it take you to answer all of my questions? Have you ever had a dream were you fall off of a really tall place? Do you like Fortnite? Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Have you watched the entire MCU? Who's your favorite side character in Brandon's books: Stick, Doomslug, or Alcatraz the first? Is baby Yoda cute? Sith or jedi? Do you like gum? Have you ever eaten a live frog? Hot weather or cold weather? Are you a spambot? What's your favorite emoji on the Shard? Shardplate or Shardblade? Oculator or Smedry? Librarian or lybrarian? Would you rather catch the Coronavirus now, or live in fear until the epidemic ends? How much toilet paper have you bought? What's your social security number? Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? How many banks have you robbed? Would you rather have a foam Shardblade, or a leatherbound Way of Kings? Earth or Mars? Pancakes or pizza? Are you regretting making an AMA thread now? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 9 minutes ago, Nameless said: Do you play Minecraft? What's your favorite type of cake? Are you on Scratch? Who's your favorite Cosmere character, and why is it Kaladin? What is or was your favorite school subject? How many donuts? Shiny rocks or seashells, which is better? Do you listen to music? What's the longest book you've ever read? Have you read Oathbringer? If so, how long did it take you? What's your favorite number? Why did the cremling cross the chasm? What's your favorite Cosmere magic system? Have you read Aether of Night? How many questions have I asked you? How long did it take you to answer all of my questions? Have you ever had a dream were you fall off of a really tall place? Do you like Fortnite? Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Have you watched the entire MCU? Who's your favorite side character in Brandon's books: Stick, Doomslug, or Alcatraz the first? Is baby Yoda cute? Sith or jedi? Do you like gum? Have you ever eaten a live frog? Hot weather or cold weather? Are you a spambot? What's your favorite emoji on the Shard? Shardplate or Shardblade? Oculator or Smedry? Librarian or lybrarian? Would you rather catch the Coronavirus now, or live in fear until the epidemic ends? How much toilet paper have you bought? What's your social security number? Are you prepared for the zombie apocalypse? How many banks have you robbed? Would you rather have a foam Shardblade, or a leatherbound Way of Kings? Earth or Mars? Pancakes or pizza? Are you regretting making an AMA thread now? Ok, here goes. No I don't play Minecraft. I have a scratch account, but it's been a while since I've gone on. How'd you know? No it's not kaladin. Probably Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor. My favorite school school subject is math, but I also enjoy computer animation. A bakers dozen Shiny rocks I listen to all types of music. I was just listening to the Kaladin soundtrack. War and peace. Just kidding, probably Les Miserables, but I don't know how many pages that is. It might actually be Oathbringer. Oh. Looks like I just answered that. It took me a while when I first read it, but last year I did a Brandon Sanderson marathon and read it in less then a week. Hmm. 0. And yes I will debate wether 0 is a number. To get away from the chicken.(In case your wondering, this 'chicken' is a parrot. Aviar. There's just so many possibilities. No. Was planning to do it, but never got to it. 14. (I had to go and look back) So far, like 15 minutes because I'm on mobile. Probably? I don't really remember my dreams though. Hisssss I can choose which one based on the situation. ( Not an ambivert). Yes! Stick. I did like doomslug when he was more mysterious though. Yes, very. Sith, but only for the double-sided lightsabers. Yes. No, have you? Hot. I live in southern California, so definitely hot. No. Plate. Smedry. I wish I had a talent. Lybrarian. Y's are amazing. Catch it. I'm not scared of it at all. Would be sorta annoying though. None. Already had enough. ** - *** - **** Yes. I have all the experience. A number of banks equal to my favorite number. Way of Kings. Earth. Once everyone has gone to Mars. Pancakes. With blueberries, and bananas, and syrup. No, im not. And sorry for taking so long to reply. Mobiles harder to type on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 4 minutes ago, EXPERIENCE said: No, im not. And sorry for taking so long to reply. Mobiles harder to type on. Bummer. Now I have to ask you more questions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Feel Free! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 The year is 2048. You have snuck into the woods in your camouflage bomber jacket to watch the trees. You see one, very old, slowly die and topple over. Silence. "Ha," you say. "When a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear, it really doesn't make a sound." "What's that, bud?" comes a voice from behind the log, as The Lorax steps into view. "I'm late on the sound effects one time and you have the nerve to call me out on it?" He kills you dead, the end. What steps, if any, will your ghost take to exact your revenge, and will it include inviting others (your children, noble warriors of the realm etc.) to participate in the avenging? Because I'm free Tuesdays and Wednesdays if you need a sword guy, assuming the sword is provided. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 I would walk around the boulder, and dismiss the illusion that the Lorax had killed dead. Then I would die of shock from finding out that the Lorax existed. My ghost would take this knowledge and haunt all those people who want to kill those trees. He would gladly take your help on Tuesday's and Wednesday's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Would he take my help on the occasional Saturday? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 For sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Did you inspire Iraili's the one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 Yes. Though I haven't been to roshar personally, a world hopper did bring the idea there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 @Nameless were you going to ask more quesitons? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retrac Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 6:31 PM, EXPERIENCE said: That depends. Experience with what? Everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 13 hours ago, Retrac said: Everything. A lot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 22 hours ago, Experience said: @Nameless were you going to ask more quesitons? Yes: How many questions am I going to ask you? Take a guess. Do the words Samarkand, Afrit, and Golem mean anything to you? How tall is mount Olympus? Would you rather be a Mistwraith or a Kolloss? What color lightsaber would you want? Which Hogwarts house would you be in? How many tons can Spider-man lift? Who's your favorite Jedi? Iron man suit or super-soldier serum? What is Captain America's shield made of in the comics? Who wins in a three-way battle between Percy Jackson, Kaladin Stormblessed, and Spider-man? Are you worthy? Have you ever gotten the better of the Nightwatcher? What's it like to have an AMA that people actually ask you questions on? Would you rather have a horneater name, or be a Siah Amian? Do you have any strangled rocks under your pillow? If so, how many? What's your favorite pokemon? Who wins in a realistic fight between Batman and Superman? Have I asked you the same question twice? Off of the top of your head, how strong is Superman? Would Kaladin be super OP in the DC or Marvel universes? How would you kill a Kandra? Why did the Aviar cross the ocean? Have you read the Arcanum website? Have you played Mistborn: House war? Are you a ghost? Are you afraid of heights? Would you rather fight in a joust or an archery competition? What is your favorite irrational number? Do you like math? What's your favorite book length? Would you rather have you back ache constantly, or be blind? What would happen if Nightblood tried to destroy Stick? Are you scared of Ninjas? What would a Rosharan do if they saw Godzilla? Do you believe the God Beyond exists in the Cosmere? How long will it be before Brandon finishes the Cosmere? Will 1984 ever become real? How much would you pay for a 3 hour 1 on 1 talk with Brandon Sanderson? Would you rather be able to fly, or be invulnerable? Why don't you play Minecraft? Are you a Returned? What's your epic name and powers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 26 minutes ago, Nameless said: Yes: How many questions am I going to ask you? Take a guess. Do the words Samarkand, Afrit, and Golem mean anything to you? How tall is mount Olympus? Would you rather be a Mistwraith or a Kolloss? What color lightsaber would you want? Which Hogwarts house would you be in? How many tons can Spider-man lift? Who's your favorite Jedi? Iron man suit or super-soldier serum? What is Captain America's shield made of in the comics? Who wins in a three-way battle between Percy Jackson, Kaladin Stormblessed, and Spider-man? Are you worthy? Have you ever gotten the better of the Nightwatcher? What's it like to have an AMA that people actually ask you questions on? Would you rather have a horneater name, or be a Siah Amian? Do you have any strangled rocks under your pillow? If so, how many? What's your favorite pokemon? Who wins in a realistic fight between Batman and Superman? Have I asked you the same question twice? Off of the top of your head, how strong is Superman? Would Kaladin be super OP in the DC or Marvel universes? How would you kill a Kandra? Why did the Aviar cross the ocean? Have you read the Arcanum website? Have you played Mistborn: House war? Are you a ghost? Are you afraid of heights? Would you rather fight in a joust or an archery competition? What is your favorite irrational number? Do you like math? What's your favorite book length? Would you rather have you back ache constantly, or be blind? What would happen if Nightblood tried to destroy Stick? Are you scared of Ninjas? What would a Rosharan do if they saw Godzilla? Do you believe the God Beyond exists in the Cosmere? How long will it be before Brandon finishes the Cosmere? Will 1984 ever become real? How much would you pay for a 3 hour 1 on 1 talk with Brandon Sanderson? Would you rather be able to fly, or be invulnerable? Why don't you play Minecraft? Are you a Returned? What's your epic name and powers? Wow. I don't even know how you came up with those, but I'm on my computer now so hopefully it's faster. I'm guessing until you're finished. No? Pretty tall. I don't know. Kolos. Mistraiths can't do anything. Pink light saber. Slytherin. I hope. More then one. Baby Yoda. Iron man suit for sure. If their on Roshar, then Kaladin. Yes. Um... no? Why, do you have one that people don't talk on? Horneater Name No. Not under my pillow. Hmm. Spheal. So cute. Superman. But I would be rooting for Batman. Not yet. Not strong at all. He's fake. Not really, unless he somehow had stormlight. I wouldn't. They're cool. To get to the other side. (Patji) Yes. I've read every question I believe. No. Is it a video game? No. That's in 2048 when the Lorax kills me. I used to be more afraid, but not really now. Archery would be more fun, but I suck at it. i Yes! Brandon Sanderson Length. Back Ache. There's medicine. Stick is so stubborn that Nightblood would consume its self. No. They are the most experienced looking emoticon. It depends. If they were from Alethkar they would kill it. I don't know. ?? If he was willing to answer any of my questions a lot of money. If not, a little less money. Fly. I don't know. Just never got around to it. Not really that interested. Umm. No. I'm a shard of adonalsium. Experience. The longer I live, the more powerful all of my powers get. I can learn any epics power if I see them use it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 Should I chortle? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 No. I think we all have experienced that enough. Actually. Yes. Just once, for those on here that have not heard you chortle before for they must experience everything. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemical Bowser Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 WHAT IS... my name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomerang Guy Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 *Decides to continue chortling anyway, for the rest of time and all eternity. I McWafy, will now Chortle. *takes deep breath* CHORTLE *crowd cheers, claps and start throwing roses* *McWafy bows* "Thank you, thank you" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemical Bowser Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 minute ago, McWafy said: *Decides to continue chortling anyway, for the rest of time and all eternity. I McWafy, will now Chortle. *takes deep breath* CHORTLE *crowd cheers, claps and start throwing roses* *McWafy bows* "Thank you, thank you" *british accent* I however do not clap, cheer or throw roses. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted April 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 4 minutes ago, Feruchemal Bowser said: WHAT IS... my name? I dunno. How should I know. Your name is Feruchemal Bowser. 4 minutes ago, McWafy said: *Decides to continue chortling anyway, for the rest of time and all eternity. I McWafy, will now Chortle. *takes deep breath* CHORTLE *crowd cheers, claps and start throwing roses* *McWafy bows* "Thank you, thank you" *applaudes the loudest because I am the most experienced at it* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feruchemical Bowser Posted April 9, 2020 Report Share Posted April 9, 2020 *still having the british accent* Good show! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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