I Am A Fish Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Friends, Sharders, BoredBois, lend me your time. I come to praise Boredom, not to bury it The fun that men have lives after them; The fun is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Boredom. The bored @I Am A Fish Hath told you Boredom was bored: If it were so, it was a boring fault, And boringly hath Boredom answer’d it. Here, under leave of @I Am A Fish and the rest– For @I Am A Fish is a bored fish; So are they all, all bored men– Come I to speak in Boredom’s monologue. Yep, I literally copied a Shakespearean monologue onto here, then put my name in here... He was my friend, bored and boring to me: And you wonder why I'm bored? But @I Am A Fish says he was ambitious; And @I Am A Fishis a bored fish. He hath brought many BoredBois to this thread Whose boredness did the general coffee fulfill: Did this in Boredom seem bored? When that the bored have cried, Boredom hath been bored: Boredness should be made of sterner stuff: Go find our origins Yet @I Am A Fish says he was bored; And @I Am A Fish is a bored fish. You all did see that on the 17th Shard I thrice presented him a bored award, Which he did thrice refuse because he was bored: was this boredness? Yet @I Am A Fish says he was ambitious; And, sure, he is a bored fish. I speak not to disprove what @I Am A Fish spoke, But here I am to speak what I do know. You all did tolerate him once, not without cause: What cause withholds you then, to be bored for him? O Boredness! thou art fled to BoredBois, And men have lost their boredness. Bear with me; My boredness is bored here with Boredom, And I must be bored till Boredom stops be boring. Hello that must have been quite boring. Well if you're bored, join the BoredBois. The Shard's first guild dedicated to boredom. We go around the Shard being bored, and reveling in boredom, feel free to have long boring posts. To join swear the 6 ideals of Boredomness: 1. I will share in others boredom 2. I will chill with my fellow BoredBois during Borantine 3. I will be bored for those who can't be bored themselves 4. I will glory in the many memes of the Universe 6. I will end every post with Hoc erat odiosis Hoc erat odiosis Edited October 9, 2020 by I Am A Fish I was bored 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 Where did oath 5 go? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 21 minutes ago, Booknerd said: Where did oath 5 go? It was a lie. Our gods lied. Oh, how they lied. The Quarantine comes. I hear its whispers, see its boredom, know its bored Hoc erat odiosis Edited March 30, 2020 by HemalurgicStickBreaker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 37 minutes ago, HemalurgicStickBreaker said: It was a lie. Our gods lied. Oh, how they lied. The Quarantine comes. I hear its whispers, see its boredom, know its bored Hoc erat odiosis No, no that's not true, that's impossible!!! Edited March 30, 2020 by Booknerd 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted March 30, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 32 minutes ago, Booknerd said: No, no that's not true, that's impossible!!! Search your feelings you know it's true 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 30, 2020 Report Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 minute ago, HemalurgicStickBreaker said: Search your feelings you know it's true Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! *Falls* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goatbringer Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 I only have a vague notion of what this is about but I'm sure my wife would approve 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 Let's go BoredBois! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 5 hours ago, Goatbringer said: I only have a vague notion of what this is about but I'm sure my wife would approve We don't know either. 56 minutes ago, Ghanderflaffle said: Let's go BoredBois! Welcome to the cult, uh what I mean club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghanderflaffle Posted March 31, 2020 Report Share Posted March 31, 2020 8 hours ago, Booknerd said: We don't know either. Welcome to the cult, uh what I mean club. Of course. I love the cul- club. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 1, 2020 Report Share Posted April 1, 2020 (edited) Boredom, bore-dum, boredom, bore-dum boredom, bore-dum, boredom, bore-dum. *Cultic chanting continues* Man so bored that no one can talk, respect. Edited April 2, 2020 by Booknerd 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 I was bored when I found this, do I qualify? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 2, 2020 Report Share Posted April 2, 2020 5 hours ago, Eluvianii said: I was bored when I found this, do I qualify? *Replies boredly* yep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Fish Posted April 3, 2020 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 On 4/2/2020 at 2:39 AM, Eluvianii said: I was bored when I found this, do I qualify? *In a boring monotone* All bored welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 When the BoredBois have funny comments Obi-wan "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iarwainiel I Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 On 3/30/2020 at 1:10 PM, Booknerd said: Where did oath 5 go? I was expecting a Monty Python reference here ("Rule number 6: There is no Rule number 6."), but that's prolly bcos I'm way old. Oh well, at least it gave me a chuckle. But that means I'm not bored, so I better "be somewhere else" (oops - Babylon 5 reference there ... leaving now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted April 8, 2020 Report Share Posted April 8, 2020 13 minutes ago, old aggie said: I was expecting a Monty Python reference here ("Rule number 6: There is no Rule number 6."), but that's prolly bcos I'm way old. Oh well, at least it gave me a chuckle. But that means I'm not bored, so I better "be somewhere else" (oops - Babylon 5 reference there ... leaving now. He'll be back- not sure what I'm referencing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebubblesarealie Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 10:41 PM, Frustration said: He'll be back- not sure what I'm referencing. I am proud to be a boredboi, a member of the greatest of all worldhopping guilds Hoc erat odiosis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted May 7, 2020 Report Share Posted May 7, 2020 Thank you for posting @thebubblesarealie I've been dieing to post here for a while now, thank you. Hoc erat odiosis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted May 8, 2020 Report Share Posted May 8, 2020 On 4/7/2020 at 8:41 PM, Frustration said: He'll be back- not sure what I'm referencing. I always come back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frustration Posted May 12, 2020 Report Share Posted May 12, 2020 Bor-e-o, bor-eee-o 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 1. I will share in others boredom 2. I will chill with my fellow BoredBois during Borantine 3. I will be bored for those who can't be bored themselves 4. I will glory in the many memes of the Universe 6. I will end every post with Hoc erat odiosis I AM NOW A BORED BOI Hoc erat odiosis 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Archivist Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 5 hours ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: 1. I will share in others boredom 2. I will chill with my fellow BoredBois during Borantine 3. I will be bored for those who can't be bored themselves 4. I will glory in the many memes of the Universe 6. I will end every post with Hoc erat odiosis I AM NOW A BORED BOI Hoc erat odiosis Ditto. (Too bored to say the whole thing) Hoc erat odiosis 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) Anyone else bored? Hoc erat odiosis Edited May 13, 2020 by Truthless of Shinovar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted May 13, 2020 Report Share Posted May 13, 2020 This should be you theme song Spoiler 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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