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Introducing The Stormlight Archive to My Wife, or: A Hilarious Series of Names

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This is amazing.  Please update regularly. 

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THIS. IS HILARIOUS. PleasepleasePLEASE keep it up!

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I absolutely lost my sh*t reading this. It's absolutely hilarious. I very much look forward to your updates.

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Lol! This is brilliant. My roommate just asked me if I was OK because I was sitting over here dying.

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You got anything on Teft, Rock or the Lopen?

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10 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

 (she's a high school English teacher dealing with teenage angst all day - please show her some sympathy here).

i'm a teacher too and want to show her some sympathy

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3 hours ago, Karger said:

You got anything on Teft, Rock or the Lopen?

Not quite yet - we've only met them in passing so far!

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Big fan of this thread. Sad part is I feel we'll need to wait a few weeks or so for more quality updates.

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Haha just want to add to the general positive vibes, please keep us informed on developments.

Also, "Rock Lobsters" should become the generally-accepted fandom term for chasmfiends from now on.

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3 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

And last but not least, she came up with her title for The Way of Kings. I present to you: The Adventures of Slaveboi and Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Book One of the Stormlight Archive. 

NICE.

3 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

Wit - The Court Jester

But...isn't thinking of him as simply Wit...shorter...? Or maybe it'll come into play later, since thinking of him as a Jester does help explain his role...

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14 hours ago, Use the Falchion said:

But...isn't thinking of him as simply Wit...shorter...? Or maybe it'll come into play later, since thinking of him as a Jester does help explain his role...

You're assuming she's lawful good. Rather think chaotic neutral 

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On 3/15/2020 at 8:16 AM, Goatbringer said:

And last but not least, she came up with her title for The Way of Kings. I present to you: The Adventures of Slaveboi and Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Book One of the Stormlight Archive. 

I would totally read The Adventures of Slaveboi and Jeffery Dean Morgan.  That book sounds awesome.

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On 3/17/2020 at 0:00 PM, Karger said:

I would totally read The Adventures of Slaveboi and Jeffery Dean Morgan.  That book sounds awesome.

Amen. Amen.

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Hahaha this is so funny, I just started rereading the books and stormfather will only be stormdaddy from now on

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These updates are a bright feeling in an otherwise dull world these days.

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6 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

We got to the end of Part 2! Here's some of the greatest hits up until Dalinar's choice to abdicate!

She just read this on my post- "What? He abdicates!?"

Turns out she fell asleep through the last few pages.

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This is fantastic! Hopefully I can remember to check in.

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10 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

TAY: Weird flex, but ok.

It kind of does it for me.  Don't judge.

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16 hours ago, Goatbringer said:

ME: So now that you’ve heard all of them – can you guess who wrote the letter in the epigraphs?
TAY: *defeated* I dunno Chris. Is it the Court Jester?
ME: Yes!

Wah- How

*gawks*

I'm in awe

Has your wife read any other cosmere?

*Awe spren attracted* 

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5 minutes ago, HemalurgicStickBreaker said:

Wah- How

*gawks*

I'm in awe

Has your wife read any other cosmere?

*Awe spren attracted* 

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Are humorspren a thing? Because that was awesome

 

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