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Most obscure weakness

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I wonder what is the most obscure possible epic weakness, with only one qualification. Meaning, he can only die from a teapot, not only die from a teapot in a dark room at two o clock. 

Here’s mine:

A friend, easily having no friends will fix that

a dodo/other extinct animal

a live blobfish

a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater

and getting stabbed by a feather.

Are there better, more obscure weaknesses that can be concocted? 

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A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour.

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9 minutes ago, Nameless said:

A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour.

It’s very easy to do something like that, but I’m looking for a one qualification weakness, to make it harder :) 

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A pencil that's been sharpened 42 times

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A tree that has been growing for exactly 436 days.

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An essay that your teacher is actually happy with.

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drinking water(assuming the Epic has an ability that allows him to not need to drink water)

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Icebergs.

The cure for cancer.

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A free verse poetry writing seminar.

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A person 48 years old, 37 days, 39 minutes,38 seconds.

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getting stabbed through the gallbladder

 

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Flying through one of the Empire State Building's windows.

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Someone moving at exactly 42 miles per hour. 

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 chapstick that's melted in a car and used by 18 other people 

The friendship bracelet of a long lost friend you haven't talked to in... Was it 11 years? 14? 

An email you're sending to a teacher that you've rewritten 30 times. Bonus weakness: Their one word response. 

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A rock from the bottom of the Mariana Trench formed exactly 2.374628398 Billion years ago that has been melted in a volcano and extracted with tweezers. 

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Any substance that everyone except that for you is convinced is your weakness.

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-Hearing a puppy yelp while getting their nails cut because the person accidently cut a millimeter too close to the quick.

-Being on the thirteenth floor of the thirteenth building on a street that finished construction on the thirteenth of a month.

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A #2 pencil sharpened to a point but when its put to paper the lead snaps. 

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Being spit in the left eye twice within 4 seconds by a Llama.

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