Koloss17 Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 I wonder what is the most obscure possible epic weakness, with only one qualification. Meaning, he can only die from a teapot, not only die from a teapot in a dark room at two o clock. Here’s mine: A friend, easily having no friends will fix that a dodo/other extinct animal a live blobfish a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater and getting stabbed by a feather. Are there better, more obscure weaknesses that can be concocted? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBIsASlytherin Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 A half sharpened candy cane 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoWibble Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 a papercut 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 9, 2020 Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koloss17 Posted February 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2020 9 minutes ago, Nameless said: A flaming chicken stapled to a nuclear missile that has no payload travelling at exactly three-thousand seven-hundred and forty-two point three seven nine two miles an hour. It’s very easy to do something like that, but I’m looking for a one qualification weakness, to make it harder 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthStar Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 A pencil that's been sharpened 42 times 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted February 10, 2020 Report Share Posted February 10, 2020 A tree that has been growing for exactly 436 days. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post orbitz Posted February 26, 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 An essay that your teacher is actually happy with. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 A sword made out of carpet. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky MOPper Posted February 26, 2020 Report Share Posted February 26, 2020 drinking water(assuming the Epic has an ability that allows him to not need to drink water) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ftl Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 Icebergs. The cure for cancer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky MOPper Posted February 27, 2020 Report Share Posted February 27, 2020 How much ice for a iceberg? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverBuster Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 a bullet made of aluminum 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted April 3, 2020 Report Share Posted April 3, 2020 A free verse poetry writing seminar. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulbinder Posted April 4, 2020 Report Share Posted April 4, 2020 A person 48 years old, 37 days, 39 minutes,38 seconds. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Posted April 10, 2020 Report Share Posted April 10, 2020 getting stabbed through the gallbladder 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald_Mage Posted April 28, 2020 Report Share Posted April 28, 2020 Flying through one of the Empire State Building's windows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeaverBuster Posted May 4, 2020 Report Share Posted May 4, 2020 Someone moving at exactly 42 miles per hour. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 (edited) chapstick that's melted in a car and used by 18 other people The friendship bracelet of a long lost friend you haven't talked to in... Was it 11 years? 14? An email you're sending to a teacher that you've rewritten 30 times. Bonus weakness: Their one word response. Edited May 22, 2020 by Hentient 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 A rock from the bottom of the Mariana Trench formed exactly 2.374628398 Billion years ago that has been melted in a volcano and extracted with tweezers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Experience Posted May 22, 2020 Report Share Posted May 22, 2020 Any non-zero number divided by two until it reaches zero. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NameIess Posted May 23, 2020 Report Share Posted May 23, 2020 Any substance that everyone except that for you is convinced is your weakness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWolfe Posted May 27, 2020 Report Share Posted May 27, 2020 -Hearing a puppy yelp while getting their nails cut because the person accidently cut a millimeter too close to the quick. -Being on the thirteenth floor of the thirteenth building on a street that finished construction on the thirteenth of a month. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hen Posted May 31, 2020 Report Share Posted May 31, 2020 A #2 pencil sharpened to a point but when its put to paper the lead snaps. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShrubSeph Posted June 5, 2020 Report Share Posted June 5, 2020 Being spit in the left eye twice within 4 seconds by a Llama. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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