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LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding"

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Brick made of porridge!

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Brick made of porridge!

Definitely the brick made of porridge.

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More red around the ears than a compulsive ear piercer.

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an off balance washing machine filled with a hundred epileptic monkeys

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It was more terrifying than the unholy lovechild of an undead laughing clown and Godzilla.

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"I mix with people about as well as hamsters mix with a bucket of paint" I laughed soooooo goddamn hard at this.

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LEts make a compilations of our favorite bad metaphors from David. Mine is "Gorilla at your wedding"

It's "Gorilla at your buffet".

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A washing machine at a gun show

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We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn't hear, long after the music actually stopped.

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Stupidinator.

"Never say that word again!"

 

I have a shirt with a compilation of David's err... best metaphors on it.

Edited by The Allomantic Metalhead
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My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a  bar mitzvah." :D

Edited by hippiedogmom
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On 4/24/2018 at 6:36 AM, hippiedogmom said:

 

My favorite is "The comment quieted room like sudden shout of ' who wants extra bacon' at a  bar mitzvah." :D

 

I actually used that exact metaphor in an essay for school one.

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"It's like a big fat man stepped between you and the mac n cheese at a buffet."

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