Koloss17

Sanderson puns

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I’ve seen memes, explain a plot badly, character comparisons, but I haven’t seen any sanderson puns. So here goes:

A shu korathi man was shunned and cast out from sel, which is now dominated by the shu derethi. He goes to nalthis and gains a wealth of breath. He awakens a large, hollow half sphere. He gives it the command “destroy sel”                     The awakened object then goes out to destroy sel. It causes terror for three years. Then it is finally stopped for the most mysterious reason: it gave up.                             It felt emotions, and most of all, pity. It gives up because he feels bad for the people. The people then screamed from the hilltops “mercyfull dome-y!”

i wonder if there are other terrible puns that can be made!

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Who is the herald of cutting things apart?  Shalash

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7 minutes ago, Karger said:

Who is the herald of cutting things apart?  Shalash

I don’t know, who?

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46 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

I don’t know, who?

Read the end

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Are you referencing Ash (cutting things apART)?

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In regards to Lift's spren, I'd image that his patience would d-wyndle...

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Nazh really threw some Shade at Nicki Savage in Mistborn Era 2...

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Renarin's corrupted Truthwatcher spren is described as a shimmering structure of red crystals, but maybe "Glystening(glistening)" would describe it better.

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A conversation between a Kandra couple:

1: Hun - Foor how many decades have we been together?

2: If I am remembering correctly, then it will be TenSoon.

1: Wow. Is there anywhere you want to go for our anniversary? Perhaps the Homeland?

2: OreSeur [Oh, sure]! I love you.

1: I love you too, and I hope I'll be with you Fhor Kood.

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Ah fork! Wyndle’s gotten stuck through the plate again!

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Excuse me as I just

*falls in a boneless heap*

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am i the only one noticing a pattern with Shallan

*may contain oathbringer spoiler*

Spoiler

how would you describe kaladins shardblade, i would call it sylvery.

 

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What did the God King say when Siri walked in? Nothing he was speechless.

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What kind of music do they listen to on Scadrial?

Spoiler

Ska

What's another kind of music they listen to on Scadrial?

Spoiler

Metal

Where does Lestibournes go to listen to his favourite ska bands?

Spoiler

Clubs

I'll see myself out now...

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Why does Roshar have bad infrastructure?

Because nobody there pays Tax.

Edited by Flyingbooks42
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On 11/26/2020 at 9:19 PM, Flyingbooks42 said:

Why does Roshar have bad infrastructure?

Because nobody there pays Tax.

but Tax is from Nalthis

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Just now, Ookla the Rhadamanthine said:

but Tax is from Nalthis

But on Roshar, he's an ardent, so he doesn't get paid there.

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Why did Kaladin become a Windrunner?

Spoiler

Because he was a surgeon.

I'm pretty sure I posted this somewhere else a few years ago, but I think it also belongs here :P

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I thought up a good pun and was about to create a new thread for it, when I did a search and found this thread, so instead I am reviving this.

What is Mitsubishi's best selling vehicle?

The Thaida-car

For explanation, Mitsubishi is the car brand with the logo that is identical to the Ghostblood symbol.

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I bet in one of the languages of the Cosmere the word for the Dor is mitochondria. 

Because the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the Sel

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The 5 Scholars in their wild and crazy world hopping days somehow get stranded on the Underworld planet, and they have to help the mafia lift a car to get back to Nalthis.

So a rat-faced mobster explains the job to them, and during the long winded exposition Arsteel snores loudly. The mobster turns to Shashara and says, "It would seem that your friend needs to be awakened, please do so, I'm not one to waste my breath."

Then he says to them mugs, "I gotta make Shashara you understand the job, see. First Yesteel the car, and I don't want see a single Dent on it neither, you understand?

Vasher that, you Clods bring it here to Arsteel factory and we melt it down. Kapiche."

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Despite it being a supernatural prision, Hoid was able to escape from his Sel

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