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A Sanderson/Jordan Fan Song: I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan

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I originally read the Wheel of Time because I was already a fan of Sanderson and figured I didn't want to face the dilemma of what book to read next for a while. 14 books should keep me busy for a while, right?

Well a few years and 3 re-reads later, here I am with a parody song, inspired by my initial confusion over who was who with all 2000ish characters.

Spoiler FREE, check out the lyrics but you'll only really get a sense of it by listening. Not a great recording, but I was working with certain limitations. It is what it is. I finally found a name that appears twice, after months of work and the thing being already recorded...oops. Bonus points if you find it!

I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan.m4a

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There's Moiraine Lan Elayne Trakand Mat Cauthon and Thom Merrillin

Rand Al'Thor Aginor Eqwene Nyneave and Gareth Bryne

Padan Fain Perrin Logain Morgaise Loial Asmodean

Galad Elaida Min Anaiya Gawyn Tam and Verin

Aviendha Bayle Mesaana Gaul Faile and Sammael

Siuan Leane Bain Romanda Rahvin and Elza Penfell

Juilin Uno Hurin Saerine Aludra and Balthamel

Elyas Chiad Androl Genhald Gaidal Caine Ishamael

Byar Mela Graendal Suroth Rahvin Chesmal Tarna Bors

Damer Flinn Egeanin Toviene Eben Fedwin Morr

Pedron Niall Balwer Tuon Be'lal Setalle Anan

Rodel Ituralde Silviana Falion

 

Lyrelle Myrelle and Basil Gill with Rhuarc Bair and Couladin

Lini Lanfear Davram Bashere Agelar Moghedien

Eamon Valda and Sevanna Olver Trom Nalesean

Beslan Noal Birgitte and Talmanes and Chel Vanin

Alliandre and Annoura Berelaine and Temaille

Slayer Hopper Bael Bera Darlin and Mishraele

Cadsuane Taim Lelaine plus Semhirage and Morindin

Arangar Osangar Vandene Masema Lliandrin

Dapple Feather Smoke Oak Dancer Snowy Dawn and Erian

Master Hammond Shaidar Haran The Gholam and Beldemaine

Merillile Teslyn Renna Sumeko Carlynia

Tylee Sheriam Gabrelle Tenobia Alivia

 

Joiya Jeaine Joline Janduin Jori Jain Jahar Narishma

Adeleas Alviarin Amys Asne Ilyena

Laman Lamgwin Laras Luc Prince Kaisal Kari Katerine

Coladar Karldin Cowinde and Doesine

Ingtar Erith Naeff Pevara Hammar Sleete and then Tigraine

Norry Alric Ihvon Grady Dyelin Abell and Seane

Theodrin Nicola Irena Petrah Faolaine

Edesina and Halima Estean and Melaine

Talenvor and Demandred Delana Nesta Zaida Ned

Rogosh Yulan Hawkwing Sulin Liah Luca Damodred

Mandarb Swallow Mist and Arrow Aldieb and Ba'alzamon

Stayer Stepper Bela Pips and Lews Therin Telamon

 

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11 hours ago, Singer the Ooklalala said:

I originally read the Wheel of Time because I was already a fan of Sanderson and figured I didn't want to face the dilemma of what book to read next for a while. 14 books should keep me busy for a while, right?

Well a few years and 3 re-reads later, here I am with a parody song, inspired by my initial confusion over who was who with all 2000ish characters.

Spoiler FREE, check out the lyrics but you'll only really get a sense of it by listening. Not a great recording, but I was working with certain limitations. It is what it is. I finally found a name that appears twice, after months of work and the thing being already recorded...oops. Bonus points if you find it!

I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan.m4a

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There's Moiraine Lan Elayne Trakand Mat Cauthon and Thom Merrillin

Rand Al'Thor Aginor Eqwene Nyneave and Gareth Bryne

Padan Fain Perrin Logain Morgaise Loial Asmodean

Galad Elaida Min Anaiya Gawyn Tam and Verin

Aviendha Bayle Mesaana Gaul Faile and Sammael

Siuan Leane Bain Romanda Rahvin and Elza Penfell

Juilin Uno Hurin Saerine Aludra and Balthamel

Elyas Chiad Androl Genhald Gaidal Caine Ishamael

Byar Mela Graendal Suroth Rahvin Chesmal Tarna Bors

Damer Flinn Egeanin Toviene Eben Fedwin Morr

Pedron Niall Balwer Tuon Be'lal Setalle Anan

Rodel Ituralde Silviana Falion

 

Lyrelle Myrelle and Basil Gill with Rhuarc Bair and Couladin

Lini Lanfear Davram Bashere Agelar Moghedien

Eamon Valda and Sevanna Olver Trom Nalesean

Beslan Noal Birgitte and Talmanes and Chel Vanin

Alliandre and Annoura Berelaine and Temaille

Slayer Hopper Bael Bera Darlin and Mishraele

Cadsuane Taim Lelaine plus Semhirage and Morindin

Arangar Osangar Vandene Masema Lliandrin

Dapple Feather Smoke Oak Dancer Snowy Dawn and Erian

Master Hammond Shaidar Haran The Gholam and Beldemaine

Merillile Teslyn Renna Sumeko Carlynia

Tylee Sheriam Gabrelle Tenobia Alivia

 

Joiya Jeaine Joline Janduin Jori Jain Jahar Narishma

Adeleas Alviarin Amys Asne Ilyena

Laman Lamgwin Laras Luc Prince Kaisal Kari Katerine

Coladar Karldin Cowinde and Doesine

Ingtar Erith Naeff Pevara Hammar Sleete and then Tigraine

Norry Alric Ihvon Grady Dyelin Abell and Seane

Theodrin Nicola Irena Petrah Faolaine

Edesina and Halima Estean and Melaine

Talenvor and Demandred Delana Nesta Zaida Ned

Rogosh Yulan Hawkwing Sulin Liah Luca Damodred

Mandarb Swallow Mist and Arrow Aldieb and Ba'alzamon

Stayer Stepper Bela Pips and Lews Therin Telamon

 

This. This is excellent, and perfectly encapsulates the experience of being a WoT fan.

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This is awesome! I actually started Wheel of Time just yesterday for the same reasons you did.

And jeez that's a lot of characters.

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8 hours ago, Knight of Iron said:

This is awesome! I actually started Wheel of Time just yesterday for the same reasons you did.

And jeez that's a lot of characters.

I actually read WoT for the same reason in 2018 because I was like this series seems like the best way to wait for Oathbringer to get released! It should keep me busy in the meanwhile! 

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