Singer Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 I originally read the Wheel of Time because I was already a fan of Sanderson and figured I didn't want to face the dilemma of what book to read next for a while. 14 books should keep me busy for a while, right? Well a few years and 3 re-reads later, here I am with a parody song, inspired by my initial confusion over who was who with all 2000ish characters. Spoiler FREE, check out the lyrics but you'll only really get a sense of it by listening. Not a great recording, but I was working with certain limitations. It is what it is. I finally found a name that appears twice, after months of work and the thing being already recorded...oops. Bonus points if you find it! I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan.m4a Spoiler There's Moiraine Lan Elayne Trakand Mat Cauthon and Thom Merrillin Rand Al'Thor Aginor Eqwene Nyneave and Gareth Bryne Padan Fain Perrin Logain Morgaise Loial Asmodean Galad Elaida Min Anaiya Gawyn Tam and Verin Aviendha Bayle Mesaana Gaul Faile and Sammael Siuan Leane Bain Romanda Rahvin and Elza Penfell Juilin Uno Hurin Saerine Aludra and Balthamel Elyas Chiad Androl Genhald Gaidal Caine Ishamael Byar Mela Graendal Suroth Rahvin Chesmal Tarna Bors Damer Flinn Egeanin Toviene Eben Fedwin Morr Pedron Niall Balwer Tuon Be'lal Setalle Anan Rodel Ituralde Silviana Falion Lyrelle Myrelle and Basil Gill with Rhuarc Bair and Couladin Lini Lanfear Davram Bashere Agelar Moghedien Eamon Valda and Sevanna Olver Trom Nalesean Beslan Noal Birgitte and Talmanes and Chel Vanin Alliandre and Annoura Berelaine and Temaille Slayer Hopper Bael Bera Darlin and Mishraele Cadsuane Taim Lelaine plus Semhirage and Morindin Arangar Osangar Vandene Masema Lliandrin Dapple Feather Smoke Oak Dancer Snowy Dawn and Erian Master Hammond Shaidar Haran The Gholam and Beldemaine Merillile Teslyn Renna Sumeko Carlynia Tylee Sheriam Gabrelle Tenobia Alivia Joiya Jeaine Joline Janduin Jori Jain Jahar Narishma Adeleas Alviarin Amys Asne Ilyena Laman Lamgwin Laras Luc Prince Kaisal Kari Katerine Coladar Karldin Cowinde and Doesine Ingtar Erith Naeff Pevara Hammar Sleete and then Tigraine Norry Alric Ihvon Grady Dyelin Abell and Seane Theodrin Nicola Irena Petrah Faolaine Edesina and Halima Estean and Melaine Talenvor and Demandred Delana Nesta Zaida Ned Rogosh Yulan Hawkwing Sulin Liah Luca Damodred Mandarb Swallow Mist and Arrow Aldieb and Ba'alzamon Stayer Stepper Bela Pips and Lews Therin Telamon 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted December 16, 2019 Report Share Posted December 16, 2019 11 hours ago, Singer the Ooklalala said: I originally read the Wheel of Time because I was already a fan of Sanderson and figured I didn't want to face the dilemma of what book to read next for a while. 14 books should keep me busy for a while, right? Well a few years and 3 re-reads later, here I am with a parody song, inspired by my initial confusion over who was who with all 2000ish characters. Spoiler FREE, check out the lyrics but you'll only really get a sense of it by listening. Not a great recording, but I was working with certain limitations. It is what it is. I finally found a name that appears twice, after months of work and the thing being already recorded...oops. Bonus points if you find it! I am the very Model of a Major Robert Jordan Fan.m4a Hide contents There's Moiraine Lan Elayne Trakand Mat Cauthon and Thom Merrillin Rand Al'Thor Aginor Eqwene Nyneave and Gareth Bryne Padan Fain Perrin Logain Morgaise Loial Asmodean Galad Elaida Min Anaiya Gawyn Tam and Verin Aviendha Bayle Mesaana Gaul Faile and Sammael Siuan Leane Bain Romanda Rahvin and Elza Penfell Juilin Uno Hurin Saerine Aludra and Balthamel Elyas Chiad Androl Genhald Gaidal Caine Ishamael Byar Mela Graendal Suroth Rahvin Chesmal Tarna Bors Damer Flinn Egeanin Toviene Eben Fedwin Morr Pedron Niall Balwer Tuon Be'lal Setalle Anan Rodel Ituralde Silviana Falion Lyrelle Myrelle and Basil Gill with Rhuarc Bair and Couladin Lini Lanfear Davram Bashere Agelar Moghedien Eamon Valda and Sevanna Olver Trom Nalesean Beslan Noal Birgitte and Talmanes and Chel Vanin Alliandre and Annoura Berelaine and Temaille Slayer Hopper Bael Bera Darlin and Mishraele Cadsuane Taim Lelaine plus Semhirage and Morindin Arangar Osangar Vandene Masema Lliandrin Dapple Feather Smoke Oak Dancer Snowy Dawn and Erian Master Hammond Shaidar Haran The Gholam and Beldemaine Merillile Teslyn Renna Sumeko Carlynia Tylee Sheriam Gabrelle Tenobia Alivia Joiya Jeaine Joline Janduin Jori Jain Jahar Narishma Adeleas Alviarin Amys Asne Ilyena Laman Lamgwin Laras Luc Prince Kaisal Kari Katerine Coladar Karldin Cowinde and Doesine Ingtar Erith Naeff Pevara Hammar Sleete and then Tigraine Norry Alric Ihvon Grady Dyelin Abell and Seane Theodrin Nicola Irena Petrah Faolaine Edesina and Halima Estean and Melaine Talenvor and Demandred Delana Nesta Zaida Ned Rogosh Yulan Hawkwing Sulin Liah Luca Damodred Mandarb Swallow Mist and Arrow Aldieb and Ba'alzamon Stayer Stepper Bela Pips and Lews Therin Telamon This. This is excellent, and perfectly encapsulates the experience of being a WoT fan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knight of Iron Posted December 18, 2019 Report Share Posted December 18, 2019 This is awesome! I actually started Wheel of Time just yesterday for the same reasons you did. And jeez that's a lot of characters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aon Tia Posted December 19, 2019 Report Share Posted December 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Knight of Iron said: This is awesome! I actually started Wheel of Time just yesterday for the same reasons you did. And jeez that's a lot of characters. I actually read WoT for the same reason in 2018 because I was like this series seems like the best way to wait for Oathbringer to get released! It should keep me busy in the meanwhile! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eggdogg Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 I loved the wheel of time but im glad i read it before diving into the cosmere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DramaQueen Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 (edited) I found the repeated name. Spoiler Rahvin Edited July 18, 2020 by DramaQueen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative_Null Posted July 18, 2020 Report Share Posted July 18, 2020 I love Pirates. So, obligatory "can you do it again, but faster?" And can anyone ever keep track of all the characters? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriarFritz Posted July 24, 2020 Report Share Posted July 24, 2020 This is awesome. Is it alright if I share this with some of my friends who have read WoT? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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