Posted December 1, 2019 This is a public service announcement. It has been brought to the attention 17th Shard's Department of Order Enforcement, that a rogue Elsecaller is on the loose. He, or she has been soulcasting servers into Ooklas. We advise extreme caution to all 17th Sharders. Stay in your safe forum areas, and avoid all topics located in the Forum Games and Random Stuff. A large amount of Elsecaller activity has been spotted in that area. Symptoms of self soulcasting include: intense paranoia, random switching of usernames and profile images, obsessive role-playing, and high usage of banana cream. If you display any of these symptoms, please contact your local 17th Shard Order Enforcement station. Remember: "You are not an Ookla. You are [insert appropriate nomenclature]." Thank you. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 1, 2019 There is no Luna, only Ookla. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 21 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: Remember: "You are not an Ookla. You are [insert appropriate nomenclature]." Got it. So you're saying that you are not an Ookla. You are not just any old Ookla. You are [insert Ookla the [insert type here] here] which is very different. All Ooklas are unique and individual beings and we can't get confused and call them all by the same name, Ookla. Thanks, FT. It's really nice of you to value the individual this way. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 21 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: ...obsessive role-playing... Uh How do I contact these people again 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 Just now, Ookla the Roleplayer said: Uh How do I contact these people again Ene, just play along, but don't believe it. FT really is the soulcasted one. He doesn't understand what happened. Obsessive role-playing is perfectly fine. So are the other things he mentioned in that list. In fact, those are simply normal symtoms of being a Sharder. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 Finally my paranoia makes sense 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 "What?" FT said laughing nervously. He wiped a bead of sweat from his brow. "That's crazy. Hahahaha. Haha. Haaa-- I've got to go." 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 “HE SHALL BE OOKLA-ED!” Ookla the Imperial roared as he lunged after FT. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 2, 2019 I'm thinking of changing my username, but I haven't decided on anything yet. (Ookla the Nightmare is too obvious. Maybe Ookla the Shadow-... something? Like Shadowspawn, or Shadedweller, which sounds cool.) Should I be worried? Spoiler Seems sort of dumb, but when you really think about it... well, how does "Ookla, Red Eyes in the Dark" sound? I think I should ask a professional... 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Brightness Warrior said: I'm thinking of changing my username, but I haven't decided on anything yet. (Ookla the Nightmare is too obvious. Maybe Ookla the Shadow-... something? Like Shadowspawn, or Shadedweller, which sounds cool.) Should I be worried? Hide contents Seems sort of dumb, but when you really think about it... well, how does "Ookla, Red Eyes in the Dark" sound? I think I should ask a professional... I might not be a professional, but personally, I like the Red eyes one a lot! I know traditionally your supposed to do “Ookla the ______”, but I think yours would be awesome! 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 Thank you for the public service, @FatherTiempo. You've done the world good. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) "No problem." FT whispers, from his hiding place under the bed. Edited December 3, 2019 by FatherTiempo 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 (edited) “A-ha!” Ookla the Imperial said, leaning to see under the bed. “Here, come out from under the bed, I’ve got a, um... an upvote! Yeah, I’ve got an upvote for you!” Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 “That’s illegaaaaaaaaal...” a mysterious voice whispered from somewhere far away. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 3, 2019 13 hours ago, Ookla the Excessive said: “That’s illegaaaaaaaaal...” a mysterious voice whispered from somewhere far away. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 23 hours ago, Ookla the Imperial said: “A-ha!” Truthless said, leaning to see under the bed. “Here, come out from under the bed, I’ve got a, um... an upvote! Yeah, I’ve got an upvote for you!” "For me?" FT asked peeking his head out from under the bed. 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 Quick as a whistle FT’s head is chopped off and replaced with the head of an ookla. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 *coughs violently* You’re an Ookla now FT 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) “Hah!” Ookla the Imperial said, upvote still in hand. “You’ve be Ookla-ized, Ookla the Father.” Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Imperial 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 2 hours ago, FatherTiempo said: "AAAAAAHHH!" The Stranger flailed on the floor. "I'M THE [REDACTED]ing leader!" I'm sorry, I had to. Carry on. Spoiler "I'm out of my [REDACTED]ing mind!" @ZincAboutIt I dare you to tag Fatebreaker 2 hours ago, Ookla the Imperial said: “Hah!” Truthless said, upvote still in hand. “You’ve be Ookla-ized, Ookla the Father.” Peer pressure for the win, anyone? (But it's up to you, lol) 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ookla the Roleplayer said: I dare you to tag Fatebreaker Absolutely never 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted December 4, 2019 (edited) FT's severed head, gritted its teeth. Spoiler Never thought I'd have to say that. "I....Am....F...T-T-T-The Reluctant Ookla." FT's severed head, tipped back, and screamed in agony, the scream turning into to wrenching sobs of despair. Edited December 4, 2019 by Ookla the Father 0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
