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If you held Szeth's oathstone, what would you do?

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This game is simple, if you possessed Szeth's oathstone, when he was a truthless, what would you order him to do? You can't set him free, order him to kill himself, or take his...

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Honorblade

 but everything else is fair game.

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4 minutes ago, Llstml said:

This game is simple, if you possessed Szeth's oathstone, when he was a truthless, what would you order him to do? You can't set him free, order him to kill himself, or take his...

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Honorblade

 but everything else is fair game.

Hold up I’m not too sure about this game...

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2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Hold up I’m not too sure about this game...

What? why could anyone have a problem with it? :ph34r:

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I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

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29 minutes ago, Llstml said:

What? why could anyone have a problem with it? :ph34r:

(Get it? Cuz I am Truthless if Shinovar:P)

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Yeah, but you're not Szeth are you? just another random shin who was deemed truthless. As if Szeth didn't do enough damage when he was Truthless.

 

I'll start:

If I had Szeth's oathstone, I would order him to go talk to Dalinar, and then act as a liaison between the Parshendi and the Alethi. I would also order him to kill Sadeas, and investigate Taravangian. If the negotiations between the Parshendi and the Alethi seemed likely to fall through, I would order him to use any means necessary to keep the Parshendi from accepting forms of power.

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37 minutes ago, Llstml said:

If I had Szeth's oathstone, I would order him to go talk to Dalinar, and then act as a liaison between the Parshendi and the Alethi. I would also order him to kill Sadeas, and investigate Taravangian. If the negotiations between the Parshendi and the Alethi seemed likely to fall through, I would order him to use any means necessary to keep the Parshendi from accepting forms of power.

I like the way you think @Llstml, but we have to consider the greater good here. If I had Szeth's oathstone, first I would make him watch all the Avengers movies, see how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth, and then let him help Roshar.

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Alright I'm doing it anyway. Two scenarios here: the first one is me having it here, on earth, and the second is me having it on Roshar at the time he was actually Truthless.

Scenario 1:

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If you've ever seen Death Note, be aware that this is kind of where this is going, only instead of it being all criminals, it's scumbag politicians and various other terrible people that he gets to go kill. They all have addresses. Every corrupt politician and polluting CEO (there are nine people having a massive negative impact on the environment and I have a list of names and addresses for all of them. They're first.) would get killed.

Scenario 2:

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Get him to be my personal UberEats for exotic Rosharan food, then tell him about the rest of the Radiant stuff (i.e. that he wasn't wrong or lying and he's not actually Truthless) and get him to go talk to Nale to confirm.

 

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11 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I like the way you think @Llstml, but we have to consider the greater good here. If I had Szeth's oathstone, first I would make him watch all the Avengers movies, see how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth, and then let him help Roshar.

Greater good!???!??  *Incomprehensible sputtering*

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6 hours ago, Invocation said:

I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

You are very right. And probably have him fly me places, like how the storm-front-flight works.

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I would force him to become good at Super Smash Bros, that way, I can have a worthy opponent to face.

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Honestly? He'd just become my executive assistant.

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Go buy me icecream. Simple as that. Oh, and go steal all of Brandon's notes.

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6 hours ago, Lord Furret said:

Go buy me icecream. Simple as that. Oh, and go steal all of Brandon's notes.

What if Szeth had to kill Brandon to get them?

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14 hours ago, Lord Furret said:

Go buy me icecream.

What if the vendor Szeth went to didn't accept Spheres, only $$? 

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On 11/4/2019 at 1:42 PM, Invocation said:

I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

Other then things that fall into that^ category:

have him to make me rich by stealing money

have him slap @Darth Woodrack

have him run for president

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13 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Other then things that fall into that^ category:

have him to make me rich by stealing money

have him slap @Darth Woodrack

have him run for president

Against elaida?

#Elaida2020

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11 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Against elaida?

#Elaida2020

#Szeth2020

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9 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

#Szeth2020

#elaida2020

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7 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

#Szeth2020

 

7 hours ago, The Last Post said:

#elaida2020

#Stick2020

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51 minutes ago, Handerfle said:

#Luna2020

@Lunamor

I shall rule the world!!! The chasmfiend shall be our national bird!

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