If you held Szeth's oathstone, what would you do?

[UnfortunatelyNamed Steel Inquisitor]

This game is simple, if you possessed Szeth's oathstone, when he was a truthless, what would you order him to do? You can't set him free, order him to kill himself, or take his...

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Honorblade

 but everything else is fair game.

[Truthless of Shinovar Most Ancient]

4 minutes ago, Llstml said:

This game is simple, if you possessed Szeth's oathstone, when he was a truthless, what would you order him to do? You can't set him free, order him to kill himself, or take his...

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Honorblade

 but everything else is fair game.

Hold up I’m not too sure about this game...

[UnfortunatelyNamed Steel Inquisitor]

2 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said:

Hold up I’m not too sure about this game...

What? why could anyone have a problem with it? 

[Invocation Mistborn]

I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

[Truthless of Shinovar Most Ancient]

29 minutes ago, Llstml said:

What? why could anyone have a problem with it? 

(Get it? Cuz I am Truthless if Shinovar)

[UnfortunatelyNamed Steel Inquisitor]

Yeah, but you're not Szeth are you? just another random shin who was deemed truthless. As if Szeth didn't do enough damage when he was Truthless.

 

I'll start:

If I had Szeth's oathstone, I would order him to go talk to Dalinar, and then act as a liaison between the Parshendi and the Alethi. I would also order him to kill Sadeas, and investigate Taravangian. If the negotiations between the Parshendi and the Alethi seemed likely to fall through, I would order him to use any means necessary to keep the Parshendi from accepting forms of power.

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

cut vegetables

[Rosharan A.C. Highprince]

37 minutes ago, Llstml said:

If I had Szeth's oathstone, I would order him to go talk to Dalinar, and then act as a liaison between the Parshendi and the Alethi. I would also order him to kill Sadeas, and investigate Taravangian. If the negotiations between the Parshendi and the Alethi seemed likely to fall through, I would order him to use any means necessary to keep the Parshendi from accepting forms of power.

I like the way you think @Llstml, but we have to consider the greater good here. If I had Szeth's oathstone, first I would make him watch all the Avengers movies, see how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth, and then let him help Roshar.

[Invocation Mistborn]

Alright I'm doing it anyway. Two scenarios here: the first one is me having it here, on earth, and the second is me having it on Roshar at the time he was actually Truthless.

Scenario 1:

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If you've ever seen Death Note, be aware that this is kind of where this is going, only instead of it being all criminals, it's scumbag politicians and various other terrible people that he gets to go kill. They all have addresses. Every corrupt politician and polluting CEO (there are nine people having a massive negative impact on the environment and I have a list of names and addresses for all of them. They're first.) would get killed.

Scenario 2:

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Get him to be my personal UberEats for exotic Rosharan food, then tell him about the rest of the Radiant stuff (i.e. that he wasn't wrong or lying and he's not actually Truthless) and get him to go talk to Nale to confirm.

 

Edited November 4, 2019 by Invocation

[UnfortunatelyNamed Steel Inquisitor]

11 minutes ago, Rosharan A.C. said:

I like the way you think @Llstml, but we have to consider the greater good here. If I had Szeth's oathstone, first I would make him watch all the Avengers movies, see how many marshmallows he can fit in his mouth, and then let him help Roshar.

Greater good!???!??  *Incomprehensible sputtering*

[ElephantEarwax Lord Prelan]

6 hours ago, Invocation said:

I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

You are very right. And probably have him fly me places, like how the storm-front-flight works.

[Truthless of Shinovar Most Ancient]

I would force him to become good at Super Smash Bros, that way, I can have a worthy opponent to face.

[Lunu’anaki Misting]

Honestly? He'd just become my executive assistant.

[overlord stick King's Tester]

Go buy me icecream. Simple as that. Oh, and go steal all of Brandon's notes.

[UnfortunatelyNamed Steel Inquisitor]

6 hours ago, Lord Furret said:

Go buy me icecream. Simple as that. Oh, and go steal all of Brandon's notes.

What if Szeth had to kill Brandon to get them?

[Honorless Lord Ruler]

14 hours ago, Lord Furret said:

Go buy me icecream.

What if the vendor Szeth went to didn't accept Spheres, only $$? 

[Ark1002 Lerasium Mistborn]

On 11/4/2019 at 1:42 PM, Invocation said:

I don't think I can legally type it out without a visit from the FBI.

Other then things that fall into that^ category:

have him to make me rich by stealing money

have him slap @Darth Woodrack

have him run for president

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

13 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

Other then things that fall into that^ category:

have him to make me rich by stealing money

have him slap @Darth Woodrack

have him run for president

Against elaida?

#Elaida2020

[Ark1002 Lerasium Mistborn]

11 minutes ago, The Last Post said:

Against elaida?

#Elaida2020

#Szeth2020

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

9 minutes ago, Ark1002 said:

#Szeth2020

#elaida2020

[Truthless of Shinovar Most Ancient]

7 hours ago, Ark1002 said:

#Szeth2020

 

7 hours ago, The Last Post said:

#elaida2020

#Stick2020

[Doomstick Bondsmith]

Thanks!

[Ghanderflaffle Listener]

#Luna2020

@Lunamor

[Lunamor Bondsmith]

51 minutes ago, Handerfle said:

#Luna2020

@Lunamor

I shall rule the world!!! The chasmfiend shall be our national bird!

[Ghanderflaffle Listener]

And the chull our national mammal!