Ookla of Colors Posted October 7, 2022 Report Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 6/9/2022 at 4:26 AM, SirLanz-a-lot said: 81. If Eve and Adam would have been short, they couldn't have reached the fruit and everyone would still live in Eden. (Of course, this one doesn't really work, because religions aren't introduced of being part of the series. Maybe except for Librarian cults.) Naw it just means they woulda had to climb the tree 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleanbean Posted November 25, 2022 Report Share Posted November 25, 2022 On 10/2/2022 at 9:29 AM, Bondsmith-Edgedancer said: 18. Short people provide work for stool manufacturers. ah but if everyone was short there would be no need for stool manufacturers as everything would be made smaller eliminating the need of stools 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlstrawberrySeed Posted June 7, 2023 Report Share Posted June 7, 2023 On 2/2/2022 at 7:47 PM, Kandrafish said: 259. Short people's have less body mass to heat and less surface area to heat so they are resistant to the cold. Actually, a higher SA/V ratio causes someone to be colder and more cold-blooded, as you loose/absorb heat based on surface area and make it based on volume. Hence why babies are so sensitive to cold temperatures. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlett_Parker Posted July 7, 2023 Report Share Posted July 7, 2023 I don't know what number this could be, but since it's totally something Kaz would say, here I go. Short people are referenced in word "shortcake", an official name for a type of cake. Since when do you hear about "tallcake"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormlightsong Posted November 19, 2023 Report Share Posted November 19, 2023 12345. Short people can fit in a box and then mail themselves wherever they want to go to save money on travel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ookla of Colors Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 On 11/18/2023 at 7:02 PM, Stormlightsong said: 12345. Short people can fit in a box and then mail themselves wherever they want to go to save money on travel. But the hospital bills! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormlightsong Posted November 21, 2023 Report Share Posted November 21, 2023 1 minute ago, Quirksliver said: But the hospital bills! Rule 54,321: Short people have less body in total and therefore need less to help them recover, therefore lower medical bills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faerie Braids Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Rule 200: Short people don't need to reach as far to touch their toes. Rule 201: Short people are less likely to fall over guardrailings, because of their lower centre of gravity. Rule 202: Short people are harder to find and capture, in a crowd. Rule 204: More short people can fit in a trench coat than tall people. Rule 205: Short people are less likely to die in a shark/dragon/chasmfiend/gak attack, because the shark/dragon/chasmfiend/gak won't need to chew them into smaller pieces. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Spirit Posted February 7 Report Share Posted February 7 Rule 72: Short people use smaller clothes, which use less fabric which saves money. Rule 73: Short people need less food to fill them up, which also saves money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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