SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 (edited) This is the Smurf village stands in direct opposition to the Featherclan. Any who wish to stand against those tricksie fanatics then come to this Smurf village where i can promise that not much in the way of Hemalurgic experimentation will happen. Well there won't be much performed on the Smurfs inhabiting the village. Though I will be exploring the Fourth realm the Realm that they call 'laita' ( elvish for praise, apparently ) where I shall hunt gather terrified willing Upvotes for use in Hemalurgy. Any willing to help are more than welcome This humble abode is my house. If you want one come make one come and make one. Edited May 27, 2014 by SmurfAquamarineBodies 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PorridgeBrick Posted May 21, 2014 Report Share Posted May 21, 2014 *takes a bite from a kiwifruit* Aye aye, sir. Anything you command, sir. *takes another bite* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted May 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2014 That's right, you read correctly, this clan is now the most terrifying thing in the Cosmere. Hemalurgic Smurfs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 4, 2014 Report Share Posted June 4, 2014 (edited) Do they just turn in to mini-Koloss?... I WANT A PET ONE!!!! Edited June 4, 2014 by BreathTaker 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted June 5, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 Mini-Steel Inquisitor. So much more terrifying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Eeeeehhhhhh.... Maybe not, I want one of those too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 Be careful Lord Lager. they might be trying to place a plant. (A plant mushroom, that is) bubum dum tish! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted June 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 "Have you no shame? Coming into another's house with such awful puns..." *shakes head* "Kids these days." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreathTaker Posted June 19, 2014 Report Share Posted June 19, 2014 Thanks lefty, fortunately my lunch today consisted solely of microwave burritos and whole mushrooms, if they were to place a plant on me... I'd eat it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 SHROOMIES! For too long have thou been ignored by the larger clans, and to this we say - NO LONGER. You are tiny walking spikes. This is adorable. Ponies are also adorable. There is but one conclusion to be reached: Ally yourselves with the Herd, and together we shall conquer this forum, and celebrate with a great and glorious feast! At the Feast there shall be kiwis, and apples perhaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmurfAquamarineBodies Posted July 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2014 I have been kicked far too many times by ponies for me to ever think the stupid things are cute. The second time I got kicked in the testicles was enough for me, now I have made it my policy to stay away from them. So there is no way I'm going to join your group, clan or whatever people calling these thingies. But thanks for the invite all the same. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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