Lurthemir Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Updated for the Observer's Guild. I'll figure out troops after I get everyone else sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 I will get you a roster, I think, after it stops rapidly expanding. Give it a few days or a week. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erai Sedai Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 Me for Newcago 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 8, 2014 Report Share Posted June 8, 2014 You're missing the perfect opportunity for causing chaos, Quitecontrary. (lower case "c" in chaos) Spread forum-wide interest in shipping you with a couple of different people. Then, once everyone is firmly entrenched in separate sides of the debate, publicly renounce your previous romantic interests and start flirting with random people. The heads of shippers will explode... or at the very least, earn the Wafflesworn some publicity. I'm a little disoriented at the moment. A closed door discussion commenced and I am duty-bound to flirt only with one who has pledged his soul to complete and utter discord and ridiculousness. Besides, do we really need more publicity? We are still strong as a clan, under the protection of the strongest in the land, and a part of a pillaging guild of pirates. We prevail, O Kobold King. I will publicly renounce *cough* romantic interests *cough* when it ceases to be useful. After all, it's just business. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 I will publicly renounce *cough* romantic interests *cough* when it ceases to be useful. After all, it's just business. (Snorts back up hot chocolate) Since when did renouncing ever solve anything? It always made it worse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) *backslaps Panda* Careful. You really should not drink and listen to me Waffle at the same time. Edited June 9, 2014 by Quitecontrary 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 9, 2014 Report Share Posted June 9, 2014 (edited) I see that Chaos has had to resort to Balefire to spare Contrary from the shock of being reminded of the Steel Room. Edit: I find it really hilarious that this is my 666 post Edited June 9, 2014 by Leftinch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightsworn Panda Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 (Illusion Panda fades away from slap, revealing the real Panda sitting a few steps back) Chaos uses Balefire to defend contrary, hey? Interesting. (Chuckles) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaos Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 No such thing occurred. My magic is mysterious and powerful and defends my followers forever, if they swear allegiance to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmingly Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 (He wields the banspike of adminium. Tread carefully) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 I see that Chaos has had to resort to Balefire to spare Contrary from the shock of being reminded of the Steel Room. Edit: I find it really hilarious that this is my 666 post First, your Princess, now you. That number follows you Newcagoans everywhere - a reflection of your true Intent. And it must be your Memory that is at fault, because I never reached the Steel Archives. And I'm a Cook. Cooks are not squeamish. unless if it was at the sight of blood that turns them to the dark side No such thing occurred. My magic is mysterious and powerful and defends my followers forever, if they swear allegiance to me. Of course, milord, and you have my eternal gratitude. You just had perfect timing, is all. I'm a little amused that I broke the Scholar's teeth and he was angry about it, and used The Force to retaliate. He must've forgotten that the Dark Lord Aether has pronounced me a Sith Apprentice of Lists -a Listh Apprentice. I would've defended myself just fine. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamma Fiend Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Just letting people know there is a new faction in town. You may have heard of them: The Church of The Stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Dark Lord Aether has pronounced me a Sith Apprentice of Lists -a Listh Apprentice. I would've defended myself just fine. Except you didn't How neutral is the church of the stick? I can see them beign as bad as the Observers, but if not then they should ally with us. The chaos bound should even agree with me. It goes against what everyone else is doing, so its chaotic if they do so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Quitecontrary Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Except you didn't How neutral is the church of the stick? I can see them beign as bad as the Observers, but if not then they should ally with us. The chaos bound should even agree with me. It goes against what everyone else is doing, so its chaotic if they do so. As I said, timing was perfect. And it's good to have a leader who can defend his followers, and not need to be protected all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Would someone like to update the current active list of guilds and their members? I don't have all ya'll new ones sorted out so I don't know who's who really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Would someone like to update the current active list of guilds and their members? I don't have all ya'll new ones sorted out so I don't know who's who really. I'll do one for Newcago Court later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 (edited) Sorry about the double post, but here is the Newcago member list I mentioned before. (Just tell me if I've left anyone out) Queen Elsa Steelheart, First of her name, Titan of Ice, Snowwarden, Frozenborn, Queen of Newcago, Scholar’s Base and all the Lands of the Seventeenth Princess High Imperial Delightful Lord Grey Pilgrim, Earl of Newcago Lord Swimmingly, Defence Minister and Royal Architect Baron LeftVash- Head Scholar, and Baron of Newcago Court Sir Erai, Knight and Guardian of Ice Sir Matrim Bloody Cauthon- Knight of Newcago Twilyghtsansparkles -Knight and Kniter Duke Slimy- Duke of Newcago Jack Frost Steelheart- High Prince of Newcago Duchess Brightness Random- Duchess of Newcago and Royal Emblem Mistress Newcago Court is also currently partnered with: The Dark Alley The Pack of the Cosmere The Root Beer Guild The Scholar’s Base Edited February 21, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Can you add the Dark Alley? We are actually a pretty friendly group of people, giving spiked cookies to everyone we can. Our member list is on the first page of our thread. Arbitrary number of troops is not too high, since we have to replace spikes, but each DA member is pretty storming awesome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 You were involved in an attempted kidnapping of our empress (closest emoji to my expression) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the winter system Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 When did that happen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Elsa Steelheart Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 (edited) Can you add the Dark Alley? We are actually a pretty friendly group of people, giving spiked cookies to everyone we can. Our member list is on the first page of our thread. Arbitrary number of troops is not too high, since we have to replace spikes, but each DA member is pretty storming awesome. DA is in the Newcago Court Partnered list. And I'm pretty sure it was just a looking after, after the dance off, not a kidnapping. Edited February 21, 2015 by Queen Elsa Steelheart 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18th Shard Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I meant an official list of members, not a mention in the allied list, but I'll get to that. 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