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Well, far be it from my place to attempt to sway recruits, as I tend to try to stay aloof from the day-to-day involvements. I much prefer to watch from afar and only step in when it suits me. But if it is a darker faction you seek, I feel I must point out that there are few in this fandom darker than the fandom monster herself. I subsist upon the distress of others. My sole purpose is to take that which is most painful and inflict it upon others. For everyone knows the easiest way to stop being upset over something is to use it to upset someone else, yes?

 

I've never asked for followers or supporters. Those who took up the mantle of the featherblades did so entirely of their own volition. No bribes, no entreaties, no coercion. I know not why they have chosen me to pledge loyalty to, but I thank them for their services. You should speak to Captain Mailliw if you're interested.

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All options are being weighed and my information gathering is currently ongoing. Perhaps a kind poster might be able to tell me current alignments between factions. Who is friendly with whom and whatnot and who are enemies. It would be most appreciated

 

I appreciate the interest of the Observers but I can already tell you that I enjoy involvement and observation is only one of my tools.

Also thank you FeatherWriter for your interest.

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FeatherFans: There's subdivisions of these, but I'm not going there. Basically you have FeatherWriter up at the top, although she claims that she doesn't actually control the clan. Lwd and Lurthemir are some of the members. This is mostly a fanfic club. They're not as involved in the whole "clans" thing as the rest of us.

 

Shroomies: Currently only one member and he's just a smurf who compounds gold.

 

Newcago Court: Leaders: Elsa Steelheart and Delightful are the two royalty and are in charge of us. Delightful has her own personnel army of upvoters/downvoters so it's best to be careful around her ;) They're's also Quiver, GreyPilgrim and me. Quiver founded the guild after abandoning the Featherfans and thus has a bad reputation. I am the Headscholar and investure specialist of the Court do a lot of stuff involving research/reporting/interacting with the other guilds, which is why I'm responding to this post. (I normally have a tax of an upvote FTY). We also just got a new member Erai who is Guardian of Ice, and his powers/responsibilities have yet to be defined. There are a couple other but that's what I can think of.

 

Wafflesworn: This is a sub-group of both the Pirate Monkeys and the Newcago Court. They're on very good terms with everyone else because of the refreshments. All of their recipes are held by me in the Newcago Court. However only the wafflesworn can make the waffles. I do something cool to them, but it's different. Miss Contrary, Ashiok, and Kobold King are the big leaders.

 

Observers: Possibly the creepiest guild although mostly just because of the name. They're smaller and less powerful than the Court and the FeatherFans, and are True Neutral. They literally do not get involved in anything, they just "observe". Their leader is Lightsworn Panda with his lieutenant PorridgeBrick.

 

I think you asked for this just to see if someone would do it, and to see how indepth it was.

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I am the Captain Mailliw that Feather mentioned above. I am the captain of the Feathertips, the spearmen in our clan. There are also the Featherblades, Feathermancers, and Featherfarmers. As you can see, we have quite the versatility and multiple options for you. If you want to start your own subdivision, that's also welcome. We are violent enemies of the Shroomies, but are friendly to the Newcago a Court and Wafflesworn. Except for Quiver, most often.

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Wafflesworn: This is a sub-group of both the Pirate Monkeys and the Newcago Court. They're on very good terms with everyone else because of the refreshments. All of their recipes are held by me in the Newcago Court. However only the wafflesworn can make the waffles. I do something cool to them, but it's different. Miss Contrary, Ashiok, and Kobold King are the big leaders.

 

 

Here, I fixed that for you.

 

As with Feather (*cough*underling*cough*) I claim no allegiance, although for obvious reasons I'm rather fond of the Wafflesworn. It would give too much of an advantage if I were to formally declare allegiance to anything; the staff must hold itself above the fray, and the admins above even the staff, coming down from on high only when necessary. Or when it will be funny.

 

Remember, though: waffles. Think on that.

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I will not invite you to The Wafflesworn since you're very clear on your Chaos Rule.

You see, we create Chaos in the name of Waffle. So we are very close to Chaos as such.

We devote our lives to the perfection of our crispy creations, and in the deepest parts of our kitchens, we create the waffles that don't yet exist, and that should not exist.

Emphasis mine.

Are you flirting with me?

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Emphasis mine.

Are you flirting with me?

 

:blink:  Regardless of whether I am or am not, that question will still make any girl blush.

I meant "close to Chaos" as a general idea of how close to Mayhem we are. Not close close, like "flirting close" to the person named Chaos.

 

Honestly though, I don't mind flirting if you don't. I did make your pin the only special one in the Sharder's Map. That should count for something.  ;)

 

Should I then change my pledge to "I will create Waffle in the name of Chaos"?

 

Thinking about the disorder you will bring to my well-organized spice racks makes my head ache.

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Are you flirting with me?

I must advice advice you to stay away from our Wafflesworn Mistress, lest you risk damnation itself. As long as she do not mind, you will be spared, but one mistake, just one misstep, and my dark powers shall envelop you and devour you whole. Chaos is but a consequence of the dark forces under my command.

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I must advice advice you to stay away from our Wafflesworn Mistress, lest you risk damnation itself. As long as she do not mind, you will be spared, but one mistake, just one misstep, and my dark powers shall envelop you and devour you whole. Chaos is but a consequence of the dark forces under my command.

 

Aether, you do me honor in protecting my virtue...whatever is left of it after all the dark arts I've dabbled in.

 

Chaos, it looks like this is chaperoned flirting, and I wouldn't want people to be uncomfortable and start shouting "get a room!" 

 

Which means the only solution is stop this. Or get a room.

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Get off my ship!

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Huh...that sounded very Harrison Ford in Air Force One.

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And...sorry, this is NOT my ship.

It is Chaos' though. So...

GET OFF MY SHIP!

 

You're missing the perfect opportunity for causing chaos, Quitecontrary. (lower case "c" in chaos)

 

Spread forum-wide interest in shipping you with a couple of different people. Then, once everyone is firmly entrenched in separate sides of the debate, publicly renounce your previous romantic interests and start flirting with random people. The heads of shippers will explode... or at the very least, earn the Wafflesworn some publicity. ;)

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Honestly though, I don't mind flirting if you don't. I did make your pin the only special one in the Sharder's Map. That should count for something.  ;)

 

Should I then change my pledge to "I will create Waffle in the name of Chaos"?

 

Thinking about the disorder you will bring to my well-organized spice racks makes my head ache.

Yes, do that. And as for your spice rack, well, disorder is my thing. Chaos. Unlimited chaos.

UNNNNNNLIIIIIMMMMITTTTTEDDDD...

POOOOOWWWWERRRRR

Oh, are there still FeatherChaos shippers? And here I thought I had managed to sneak away...

Oh, no, there are multiple ships. You could say that we're a fleet now! Hah! See what I did there?

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