TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Yeah but we are just missing two things. First a giant american flag flashed on the screen every 2 seconds, and second "FREEDOM", theeeeeen it'll be fully Michael Bay. If it was Brett Ratner, on the other hand, we'd get a slew of new Epics, all of them with the power to create various types of explosives from thin air. And on the DVD special features, we'd have a ten-minute clip of him tearfully describing the filming experience: "I *sniff* I never thought I'd get to *sniff* direct a movie like this. *sniffle* People who can shoot fire out of their hands? *full-on sobbing* It was the best day ever!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Stealheart: Now Michael Bay you have two choices. 1 die painfully MB: (whimper) Stealheat: or direct a movie about my conquest of Newcago.... MB: (perks up) Stealheart: then die. MB: (whimpers again) I'll take the movie then die option please. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 MB: Can….can I add extra explosions? Steelheart: I suppose….. MB: Oh, cool! So I was picturing this opening scene where you explode-- Steelheart: *prepares energy blast* MB: And live! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 The opening credits will make sure to state "all stunts are real. all deaths are real. remember, this could be you", then in the credits scenes you see like 3 or 4 people playing each part, with their time and form of death. Out of the whole cast, you will see like two names that survived the whole filming. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 The opening credits will make sure to state "all stunts are real. all deaths are real. remember, this could be you", then in the credits scenes you see like 3 or 4 people playing each part, with their time and form of death. Out of the whole cast, you will see like two names that survived the while filming. Yeah Stealheart and some random coffee guy who always got Stealheart his exact order on time. And even though he wasn't killed that doesn't mean he wasn't injured 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 His last line of the movie, which he says with a slightly dazed expression is, "Would you like some coffee, Emperor Steelheart?" To which Steelheart says yes. And then incinerates the camera. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Totally extraneous to the debate, but I wanted throw my two cents in; Supergirls costume is one of the major pluses for the new 52 to me. For a character who is supposed to represent, and have grown up on Krypton, to switch to using earth clothes never made sense to me, and her cape? The one with the kind of collar on it? Might be the coolest cape in comics right now. Now if she could get some leg protection, she'd be the best dressed member of the dupes family hands down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 14, 2014 Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 Things get really meta and we learn that Brandon Sanderson is David's favorite author 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 14, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2014 David read a little book called Shatter Me and realized that, no matter how bad his metaphors get, he has never called anyone a "cardboard cutout of vanilla regurgitations" or said that "realization slams into me like 200 pounds of common sense." (Yes, those are real metaphors from a real book. The story is terrible, but the metaphors are hilarious.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Judge: your attacker flew out of the sky and killed your friends and beet you? witness: Y-yes J: Can you point him out please? W: YEs he is the epic right there (points accusingly) Layer: This man is being racist towards my client, just because he's an epic! w: he bragged about it on twitter!!! L:(singsongy) Racist 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Epics! The Musical hits Broadway and things get weird. Actor (as Steelheart): I have haaaannnnnnnds that can killlllll yooooooouuuuuuu…. Actress (as Faultline): Does that make you saaaaaad? Actor (as Steelheart): Nope! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Epics! The Musical hits Broadway and things get weird. Actor (as Steelheart): I have haaaannnnnnnds that can killlllll yooooooouuuuuuu…. Actress (as Faultline): Does that make you saaaaaad? Actor (as Steelheart): Nope! I am the greeeeat and powerful Steeeelheart, yooooouuu shall kneel right from the staaaart. Feeeeeaaaarrrrr this horrible and evil ruuuullleeeeerr, for theeeerreeeee is no one cruuuueeelllleerrrr. Iiiiiii shall crush your body and spiiiiirrrrritttt, yoooouurrrrr resistance is practically satiiirrrriicccc. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 16, 2014 Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 Epics! The Musical hits Broadway and things get weird. Actor (as Steelheart): I have haaaannnnnnnds that can killlllll yooooooouuuuuuu…. Actress (as Faultline): Does that make you saaaaaad? Actor (as Steelheart): Nope! None of the actors are still alive by the time the novel takes place. Guess why not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2014 That director knew he shouldn't have cast Justin Bieber as Nightweilder, no matter how well his shrill girly voice complimented Faultline's gravelly man voice. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 23, 2014 Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 The musicale was going along swimmingly. The directors only problem was that Fortunity's a actor liked method acting, and the show quickly ran out of chorus girls. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 23, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2014 (WEBSITE! Y u no let me give multiple upvotes to the same post????) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Firefight heard "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry and realized it described how she felt after regenerating. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 (edited) Firefight heard "Last Friday Night" by Katy Perry and realized it described how she felt after regenerating. Can we find another phrase to use besides "regenerating"? The word "regeneration" implies something slightly different. End of Time from Doctor Who: Edited June 24, 2014 by Kobold King 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Oh, c'mon! No need to link to the most traumatic DW ending ever! I thought we were all friends here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Can we find another phrase to use besides "regenerating"? The word "regeneration" implies something slightly different. End of Time from Doctor Who: Reincarnates? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Reincarnates? Much better. Oh, c'mon! No need to link to the most traumatic DW ending ever! I thought we were all friends here. We all link to traumatic endings, if you think about it. But that's OK. That's good. As long as you keep moving... hold on, I should probably stop there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 But I don't want (you) to go! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 But I don't want (you) to go! Aaaand we're off topic. RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC OF DISCUSSION. OBEY! O-BEY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Aaaand we're off topic. RETURN TO THE ORIGINAL TOPIC OF DISCUSSION. OBEY! O-BEY! Suddenly it is revealed in book three that the cause of the calamity was the explosion that destroyed all the time lords and daleks that suddenly in fact actually didn't happen kinda. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 24, 2014 Report Share Posted June 24, 2014 Suddenly it is revealed in book three that the cause of the calamity was the explosion that destroyed all the time lords and daleks that suddenly in fact actually didn't happen kinda. Don't forget that Prof is John Hurt, and what he did, he did in the name of peace and sanity. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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