Quiver Posted June 5, 2014 Report Share Posted June 5, 2014 I'd love to read comic con happening on the world of the epics. "Er...so this year...we're going to be rebooting out the movies and-" "No. You aren't. " 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 6, 2014 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Few people have seen a High Epic in their glory. Fewer still have seen the glory of an Epic who is high." 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 6, 2014 Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 "Few people have seen a High Epic in their glory. Fewer still have seen the glory of an Epic who is high." TwiLyghtSansSparkles... Y U no post in Cosmere puns thread?!?1? (If I had an upvote left, it would be yours. Expect your rep to have +1 sometime in the next hour or so.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 6, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2014 TwiLyghtSansSparkles... Y U no post in Cosmere puns thread?!?1? (If I had an upvote left, it would be yours. Expect your rep to have +1 sometime in the next hour or so.) Because I sadly haven't read anything in the Cosmere. Curse my local library and their infernal waiting lists! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 "The stakes are high, Prof." "I know. So is Steelheart." "Yeah, I—wait, what?" RECKONERS: DENVER 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quiver Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) "My Little Pony? Isn't that a show for girls-" "DIE!" ...what? I'd do that... Edited June 7, 2014 by Quiver 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Posted June 7, 2014 Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 "Would you like to kill some Barbie movies today?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2014 (edited) "My Little Pony? Isn't that a show for girls-" "DIE!" ...what? I'd do that... "Say it! SAY IT!" "Pinkie Pie is best pony!" "WRONG! It's FLUTTERSHY, you slontze!" "I—I always kind of liked Iron Will—" "PREPARE FOR DESTRUCTION!" Edited June 7, 2014 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 10, 2014 Report Share Posted June 10, 2014 Epics ordering the actors in their least favorite movies to be killed slowly in a way connected to the movie. Ex. Forcing the actor of Edward and Bella to die from having their blood slowly being sucked out of their body. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Epics ordering the actors in their least favorite movies to be killed slowly in a way connected to the movie. Ex. Forcing the actor of Edward and Bella to die from having their blood slowly being sucked out of their body. Wonder who went after the actors in Catwoman and Daredevil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 Wonder who went after the actors in Catwoman and Daredevil. fortuity, because even his powers of precognition could not prevent viewing the travesty that were those movies. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobold King Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 * Introducing Ben Affleck as Steelheart * 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 11, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 * Introducing Ben Affleck as Steelheart * And the Emperor of Newcago says…. "Introducing Ben Affleck as Guest Corpse Number Three!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 I wonder if Steelheart when he came to power banned all movies and comic books associated with Superman. Don't want the rabble getting any ideas that might result in them not fearing him enough, especially when they seem to use superman's crest as their symbol. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 11, 2014 Report Share Posted June 11, 2014 A man walks up to a lecture with a crowd gathered below him Greetings proud members of Newcago, thank you for coming to this speech were it is our honor to introduce our humble (snicker) charitable (snicker) emperor. (Burst out loud laughing) Sorry, sorry I couldn't keep a straight face 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I wonder if Steelheart when he came to power banned all movies and comic books associated with Superman. Don't want the rabble getting any ideas that might result in them not fearing him enough, especially when they seem to use superman's crest as their symbol. All except Man of Steel, probably. I'd imagine Steelheart would be rather fond of a movie where Supes defeats his first villain by breaking his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 All except Man of Steel, probably. I'd imagine Steelheart would be rather fond of a movie where Supes defeats his first villain by breaking his neck. nah, i think he would be PISSED. the main character (in his mind), who espoused everything steelheart represents (Zod), got killed by a peace loving hippie? never! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 nah, i think he would be PISSED. the main character (in his mind), who espoused everything steelheart represents (Zod), got killed by a peace loving hippie? never! This is true. Still, said hippie did let thousands of innocent people die, so Steelheart might enjoy that aspect. "See, proles? Even if you DO get a hero, he'll have to kill thousands of you just to take me down! Screw you, proles!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High prince of geeks Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I think steel heart would rewrite superman (and all other superheroes) as a villain. Have all old comics movies and cartoons rewritten to portray them how epics were viewed. All fights between the justice league and villains would become turf wars. all the times batman (who would become an epic) beet up a small time gang it was a epic taking power out of humans hands. In fact all Superheros would probably have a huge remake. All people like batman green-arrow and humans would either be redone as epics or straight up destroyed because letting humans think they might be equal with epics would be a big no no 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 I think steel heart would rewrite superman (and all other superheroes) as a villain. Have all old comics movies and cartoons rewritten to portray them how epics were viewed. All fights between the justice league and villains would become turf wars. all the times batman (who would become an epic) beet up a small time gang it was a epic taking power out of humans hands. In fact all Superheros would probably have a huge remake. All people like batman green-arrow and humans would either be redone as epics or straight up destroyed because letting humans think they might be equal with epics would be a big no no Please tell me they'd give Power Girl a better (read: non-cleavage-focused) costume. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 12, 2014 Report Share Posted June 12, 2014 (edited) Please tell me they'd give Power Girl a better (read: non-cleavage-focused) costume. Technically there is a better Power Girl costume, it's Supergirl (though the short skirt i never thought was necessary). Power Girl is an alternate reality version of Supergirl, though I never did understand why another reality equates to over-sexualized cleavage. The supposed excuse (that she chose the "absence" of a symbol) was even more ridiculous. Sorry mini nerd rant. edit:oh! and apparently an alternate reality also means your chest grows 10 times in size. Total logic lol Edited June 12, 2014 by Pathfinder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Technically there is a better Power Girl costume, it's Supergirl (though the short skirt i never thought was necessary). Power Girl is an alternate reality version of Supergirl, though I never did understand why another reality equates to over-sexualized cleavage. The supposed excuse (that she chose the "absence" of a symbol) was even more ridiculous. Sorry mini nerd rant. edit:oh! and apparently an alternate reality also means your chest grows 10 times in size. Total logic lol Unless it's because it's an alternate reality where female superheroes are powered by cleavage, in which case we're not in Kansas anymore, and we've got weirder problems to contend with. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 (edited) Unless it's because it's an alternate reality where female superheroes are powered by cleavage, in which case we're not in Kansas anymore, and we've got weirder problems to contend with. That may very well be the world of steelheart. I mean consider, every epic described (except I think Prof and Conflux), are decked out physically. If I recall correctly both Deathpoint and Steelhearts chest's were practically bursting from their clothes. Maybe Steelheart wouldn't have had to worry as much about people fearing him if he flashed a little skin. In fact maybe people heard the name of the red star incorrectly. It is not "the calamity" it is "the cleavage". edit: given that tone is sometimes difficult to carry over into the written word, all above is said satirical naturally lol. Edited June 13, 2014 by Pathfinder 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiLyghtSansSparkles Posted June 13, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 That may very well be the world of steelheart. I mean consider, every epic described (except I think Prof and Conflux), are decked out physically. If I recall correctly both Deathpoint and Steelhearts chest's were practically bursting from their clothes. Maybe Steelheart wouldn't have had to worry as much about people fearing him if he flashed a little skin. In fact maybe people heard the name of the red star incorrectly. It is not "the calamity" it is "the cleavage". edit: given that tone is sometimes difficult to carry over into the written word, all above is said satirical naturally lol. Oh, man. Between that and the explosions, Michael Bay is going to have a field day with that script. And my motto on the Internet is "Always satire until proven serious." I'm from the Northwest. Sarcasm is my native language. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pathfinder Posted June 13, 2014 Report Share Posted June 13, 2014 Oh, man. Between that and the explosions, Michael Bay is going to have a field day with that script. And my motto on the Internet is "Always satire until proven serious." I'm from the Northwest. Sarcasm is my native language. Yeah but we are just missing two things. First a giant american flag flashed on the screen every 2 seconds, and second "FREEDOM", theeeeeen it'll be fully Michael Bay. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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