Karger Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 A while ago I joking mentioned that the singers would rebel against Odium after discovering Lawyerform. Along with Businessform, Politicianform, and Lawyerform what are the worst possible forms for the singers to discover or invent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Taxform, Rantingform, Prudeform, Terminatorform. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RShara Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Poopform 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Nathrangking said: Taxform, Rantingform, Prudeform, Terminatorform. The last one sounds kind of awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weltall Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Actually, Lawyerform could be really handy if you happen to be a singer Radiant like Venli. Loophole-abuse your way around Ideals that you don't really like! How about Popstarform? Gives you powers not unlike a Rioter for a short time, then you get forced to switch spren and become something like Hasbeenform or Scandalform. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Swedish Trafficplanningform. Believe me. We dont want that on Roshar. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, RShara said: Poopform Is this the only form capable of this, or is this like mateform where the Singer with this form would become particularly adept at this? I could see how this would be useful if a Singer had inadvertently attuned the Rythym of Constipation. 1 hour ago, Toaster Retribution said: Swedish Trafficplanningform. Believe me. We dont want that on Roshar. Without direct shardic intervention this form would be doomed to fail, because clearly god-like powers would be necessary to pull off the Rosharan equivalent of Högertrafikomläggningen (the day on September 3rd, 1967 when Swedish traffic switched from driving on the left-hand of the road to the right). Given the rapid pace of developments in fabrial science, this form might be essential for the future of Roshar as the Rosharans are probably not too far out from developing self driving chull carts. I think this form was first created when a Singer accidentally bonded a brochure on the proper fastening of bicycle helmets. Here are a couple of other awfully useful Singer forms: Wokform: The right arm terminates in a fire resistant steep walled carapace pan, the left arm ends in a spatula, and the Singer so bonded is given the special ability to attune the Rythym of Teppanyaki and the ability to fling edible crustaceans with extreme accuracy. Tailgate form: The Singer, after bonding an Alespren, undergoes some fairly drastic modifications to their carapace. Dual drink holder rings capable of holding two mugs of ale sprout from their head. A projection at the back of their elbow can be used as a bottle opener, and their left pinky can be used as a corkscrew. From their waist, 1 wide and 2 narrow shallow trays extend, perfect for holding chips, dip, salsa, guacamole, etc. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toaster Retribution Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) @hoiditthroughthegrapevine Are you swedish? Or how come you know about högertrafikreformen? Edited August 22, 2019 by Toaster Retribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylphrenna Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Studentform. You can do whatever you want, but the spren you bonded won't stop reminding you about math homework. Politeform. Doesn't allow you to curse, insult someone or anything like that. (sorry about my English mistakes, I'm terrible at English) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Formform. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ILuvHats Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 I can’t decide which would be superior, BobRossform or MorganFreemanform. On the one hand, BobRossform would finally rid the singers of those ridiculous hair strands. Instead they would be blessed with the most majestic poofs that ever did poof. On the other hand, can you imagine an entire race that spoke like Morgan Freeman? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 Shopaholicform (This led to the rise of the shopping mall craze on Roshar) Greedform Complainform Usedcartsalesmanform Grammarianform 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Lunamor said: Formform. What does this do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Karger said: What does this do? It fills out unnecessary paperwork 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Harrycrapper Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 As an accountant, I'd be remiss if I didn't put forward accountantform. Odium could be easily defeated if you bury him in enough paperwork and red tape. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoid/Wit Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) Whinerform BankerForm ObligatorForm PsychopathForm Edited August 22, 2019 by Hoid/Wit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paalm Tree Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 (edited) I think we desperately need a therapistform for all the radiants Edited August 23, 2019 by Paalm Tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Hoiditthroughthegrapevine Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 @Toaster Retribution, I'm not Swedish, I just googled Swedish Traffic planning and saw that Sweden seemlessly switched from driving in Left hand lanes to right hand lanes in one day on "Hagen H", and was suitably impressed. I'm from the US, and I think we should a "Hagen M" day where we join the majority of the civilized world and switch to the metric system. I know all you anglophile purists will probably brand me as a Crypto-Socialist for trying to take away your pecks, bushels, hectacres, drams and hogsheads, but you can all take a 50 foot walk off of a 15 meter pier. Here are some really sad Singer forms. Waits patiently in long lines form. Usually attunes the Rythym of Easy Listening. Gets quite uncomfortable in elevators and around large axehounds form. Pretty specific form, not used very often. Can fart with their armpits form, used mostly by adolescent Singers. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 22, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 2 hours ago, Harrycrapper said: As an accountant, I'd be remiss if I didn't put forward accountantform. Odium could be easily defeated if you bury him in enough paperwork and red tape. Interestingly that was the idea behind lawyerform. I would like to recommend twiterform(enhances the rate at which you can output inflammatory nonsense) and potatoform(just makes you less mobile and better at watching TV). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elsecaller_17.5 Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Worryform. Cripples you with chronic anxiety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Invocation Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Fedform. Gets wrapped up in red tape for all eternity, constantly overstepping their own authority and making most people dislike them at a minimum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteEmporer Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Stickform. You can never change back. You are a stick. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kon-Tiki Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Chloroform: smells like a swimming pool Conform: runs confidence games Deform: very good at vandalizing Freeform: revolutionary Inform: snitch Perform: like artform, but for performing arts Reform: also a revolutionary Transform: can turn into an automobile Uniform: good at designing clothing Waveform: enjoys surfing 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Kon-Tiki said: Chloroform: smells like a swimming pool Conform: runs confidence games Deform: very good at vandalizing Freeform: revolutionary Inform: snitch Perform: like artform, but for performing arts Reform: also a revolutionary Transform: can turn into an automobile Uniform: good at designing clothing Waveform: enjoys surfing I love those, it’s so clever! How about: Freeform: Really good at improv Edited August 23, 2019 by Lunamor 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted August 23, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 49 minutes ago, Kon-Tiki said: Chloroform: smells like a swimming pool Conform: runs confidence games Deform: very good at vandalizing Freeform: revolutionary Inform: snitch Perform: like artform, but for performing arts Reform: also a revolutionary Transform: can turn into an automobile Uniform: good at designing clothing Waveform: enjoys surfing You adopted punform to write those didn't you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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