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Shallan:

Where can I find Jasnah Kholin

15 super easy DIY soulcaster repairs 

How do I know if he's in to me?

What do your jam choices say about you, quiz

 Ethics???

How to make a stick catch fire

Why wont my stick burn?

SERIOUSLY, how do I make this stupid stick catch fire!!!!!!!

Funny jokes to impress your boyfriend

How to poop efficiently in battle armor 

 

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Alternate Kelsier Secret History:

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While trapped in Well of Ascension:

- invisible barriers

- how to break invisible barriers

- notepad

- online paper?????

- place to write plans rust you

...

- im so bored

- how do i not be bored

- what is youtube

- what is meme

- netflix

- how to make a netflix account without money

- where can i watch doctor who for free

- what is a fandom

- why is tumblr so weird

- what is the cosmere

-who is brandon sanderson

- AJDHSKUFHMORICOLDICJSLCGHRLURVGHLZDIMRHCXOEZ

- what ti dp if yoiaude a book  chwearvctr

- hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

- what is fanfic

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAJFGKDITCIMWUEOLCEATHA

- whyyyyyyy

 

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I have to do one for Amaram:

-How to build my reputation

-Soldiering for smart people

-Hidden shardblade locations

-Top 10 Best Heralds ranked

-Did Taln have dark eyes?

-How many people died in the Desolations?

-Who bought Kaladin?

-Which Radiant Order are you?

-What is Yelig-Nar

-How to use all surges?

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Noura:

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-how to write a compelling essay

-greatest essays of all time

-how to manipulate people

-how to get rid of annoying edgedancers

-dalinar kholin

-what happened to our parshmen???

-is an oathgate safe

-bronze soulcasters for hire

 

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14 minutes ago, TheGirlWhoLookedUp said:

Stick:

How to be Stick

How to not be fire

Ways to unlock your inner Stick 

Greatest Sticks of all time

Ways to avoid giving into peer pressure 

Tips to help transition from stick to Stick

How to conquer the world 

 

stick already knows this!

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Shallan.

Jasnah Kholin sightings.

Jasnah Kholin religious views.

Oilsworn's 8 instructor volume buy online

The 10 histories every Vorin woman should read

Basic thieving methods

How to delete browser history

What to do when you think you are crazy

How to get over a realy bad break up

What nice boys like to talk about

ghoostblood

Words of Radiance copy amazon

Oathgate

Dalinar(as recorded by Navani)

"No self respecting man should use the internet!  That place is for Ardents and scribes!"

Kaladin

no search histroy

Syl

Why My human can't be bothered to google anything

Cute chulls

Rock

Airsick lowlander classic food

Amaram(in the stormwarden's script)

What to do when your women is playing hard to get

The cost of necessary actions

Fighting Parsheni how it differs from fights between Alethi

Signs of Heraldry

Proof of divine election test

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Nales search history:

-Top 10 Ishar quotes

-How to legally murder someone for dummies

-Who took my Honorblade?

-Where is Shinnovar?

-Top 10 Best Laws on Roshar

-Can Skybreakers swear the 3d ideal to the laws of physics

-How to apply for juridical studies in Silverlight?

-How to use Nightblood?

-Tips and tricks for dual-wielding Blades

-Where is Lift?

-Dalinar Kholin wikipedia 

-Top 10 wierdest laws on Roshar

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4 hours ago, Toaster Retribution said:

-Can Skybreakers swear the 3d ideal to the laws of physics

I like the idea but I don't think so.  At least if they did they would not be able to advance to the 5th ideal.

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2 minutes ago, Karger said:

I like the idea but I don't think so.  At least if they did they would not be able to advance to the 5th ideal.

*skybreaker goes around murdering skybreakers and windrunners who have the audacity to use their highspren to break the laws of physics by flying*

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3 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

*skybreaker goes around murdering skybreakers and windrunners who have the audacity to use their highspren to break the laws of physics by flying*

Sigh.  They are not breaking physical law.  In fact doing so is impossible.

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4 hours ago, Karger said:

Sigh.  They are not breaking physical law.  In fact doing so is impossible.

I mean one I was really just saying it for the joke, not because I thought that's actually how it works. But two the highspren and and Radiant may not interpret 'laws of physics that way' and three one could think of it as the laws for the Physical Realm as opposed to the laws for how the universe at large works.

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40 minutes ago, Kidpen said:

I mean one I was really just saying it for the joke, not because I thought that's actually how it works. But two the highspren and and Radiant may not interpret 'laws of physics that way' and three one could think of it as the laws for the Physical Realm as opposed to the laws for how the universe at large works.

Sure but winces.  It was just that bad.

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Sarene (I think that's how it's spelled...)

Spoiler

 

- How to find a husband

-How to convince a man that height isn't a problem

- How does one convince their father that possible social and political suicide is the best possible option... for... love?

- How to know if you are in love

- How to know what love is

- How to know if love even exists

- The point of existentialism

- How to cope with the total and utter loss of all hope after finally finding a tiny glimmer of it for the first time in a decade

- How to hold a kingdom together

- How to deal with being the political mastermind of a nation when you're a woman, outsider, and perceived airhead, so no one listens to you

- How to annoy someone more completely than anyone has ever been annoyed before in the history of their life

- er... how to annoy a king enough to kick you out of the throne room, but not execute you

- Aonic culture

- How to deal with an infuriating leperous Elantrian that is infuriatingly clever

- How to deal with the collapse of a kingdom

- How to make a comeback after a kingdom collapses

- What to do when your supposedly dead ex-fiance is actually a cursed, god-like being with magical power and immortality, and somehow restored an ancient power to it's full strength through the restoration as improvement of an ancient mysterious city

- Define [various search terms]

- how to delete search history

- is eye bleach real?

- how to acquire eye bleach

- what do you do when you've re-lost all faith in humanity

- Local cat shelters

 

Sorry, it's a bit long.

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