Popular Post AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 What do you guys think would be the search histories of various characters from Brandon's books? Here's one for Hoid... where is odium? how to survive beheading good stories to tell rosharans HOW DO I MAKE INSTANT NOODLES social no-nos on scadrial what to do if you think you've offended a shard how to hide from a shard how to keep instant noodles warm while on the run Silverlightmail.com Silverlightmail.com//create.an.account sounding cryptic in an email what is harmony's email account 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 This is beautiful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lunamor Posted August 19, 2019 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Adolin: How to ask out women Recent Thaylen fashion How to give compliments to women Where to find chicken Urithiru How to apologize to women What to do if shardblade starts talking to you How to get women to not hate you What to do if murder someone How to get crem out of hair 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Odium Shardshattering.com How to inspire passion in 10 easy steps Desolationideas.net Champion choosing for dummies Servant seduction ideas Cosmere Contract Construction Unmade making tips Where is Hoid? Harmony's weaknesses Autonomy's email Art of War How to find hiding shards How to tell if an underling is turning traitor 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Truthless of Shinovar said: This is beautiful! Thanks! And Luna, Nath, those are amazing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, AonEne said: Thanks! And Luna, Nath, those are amazing. Thank you! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, AonEne said: Thanks! And Luna, Nath, those are amazing. I do what I can. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 After sneaking into a Silverlight library, Lift gets Wyndle to look stuff up for her, since she can't write. He's fine with her requests of 'where's the best food near me' and 'how to sneak into a palace', but flatly refused to search for 'ways to get rid of whiny Voidbringers' and 'strategies for beating a kandra in a belching contest' 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 Wayne Luckyhats.com Tradingpost.net High imperial accents How to avoid blowing up How to out drink an immortal Sheriffing for dummies 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) OreSeur: How 2 age maet Why can no ctach tail How jmup on wooftops How tpye wif paws Where can I find dead bodies What to do if FBI is chasing you Nearest Kandra Homeland entrance www.kandraklub.com Edited August 19, 2019 by Lunamor 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted August 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 (edited) We all knew this one was coming, figured I'd get it out of the way... Stick I am a stick I am a stick? I am a STICK Alternatively... how to stand firm in your opinions online debate classes nice beaches in southeastern Roshar what does Stormlight do Edit: 1 minute ago, Lunamor said: Where can I find dead bodies What to do if FBI is chasing you YESSSS I'm laughing so hard Edited August 19, 2019 by AonEne 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted August 19, 2019 Report Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: YESSSS I'm laughing so hard Yay, glad you liked that part! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 20, 2019 Report Share Posted August 20, 2019 Vin: How to detect a scam What to do in case of a scam Why am I so lucky Good dresses to use at parties How to stop liking dresses How to know if you're the hero of ages How to un-doom the world Are ghosts real How to kill a god Preservation instruction guide 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singer Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Kelsier's search history: - 7 Habits of Highly Effective Thieves - What does the 11th metal do? - breathable, black clothing, no metal? - How to kill a Lord Ruler - teeth whitener - anothersecret.com -How much does it cost to hire a Kandra? - Creative ways to kill noblemen - Where does Lord Tresting live? - Mistcloak repair shop - What to do when you find yourself as a father figure to a very insecure and paranoid teenage girl 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Dilaf Crazyvengfulmaniac.com Hiding in plain sight for dummies? How to kill an elantrian Minionbuilding.com Kingdom destroying guide Mad Monk Weekly How to win followers and undermine false gods in 11 easy steps Edited August 21, 2019 by Nathrangking 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyndlerunner Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, Nathrangking said: How to win followers and undermine false gods You forgot the "In 10 easy steps" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 (edited) Alcatraz: ow to top breaking ting (h&s are broken) lirarian (b) wt to do if a od ma drive troug your w (a+l+n) (what to do if an old man drives through your wall) mp of ert (nothing) (map of earth) rtg (u) (rutabaga) W t fix cmptr (o+e) how to fix computer) g (nothing) (glass) d (nothing) (sand) tr (c) (oculator) mykyrdrkg (space+i) (my keyboard broke again) - (r+t+d+g) (near-lethal handbag) Edited August 21, 2019 by The Last Post 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted August 22, 2019 Report Share Posted August 22, 2019 On 8/20/2019 at 7:08 PM, Singer said: Kelsier's search history: - 7 Habits of Highly Effective Thieves - What does the 11th metal do? - breathable, black clothing, no metal? - How to kill a Lord Ruler - teeth whitener - anothersecret.com -How much does it cost to hire a Kandra? - Creative ways to kill noblemen - Where does Lord Tresting live? - Mistcloak repair shop - What to do when you find yourself as a father figure to a very insecure and paranoid teenage girl Kelsier's Secret search history: (secret history spoilers) Spoiler I just died help Where am I How to avoid getting pulled Beyond Where is the Well of Ascension Who is that white-haired guy? How to transition back to physical How to leave the Well of Ascension News articles about the revolution The Lord Ruler just showed up what do I do? Skaa memes How do I help my friends if I can't interact with them? How to break into the Ire fortress? (Suddenly searches are in aonic) What is that glowing gemstone device and what does it do? What are the Ire planning? How to freak out people/make them think you're Ruin What is this weird orb and what does it do? Where is Vin at? How do I talk to people if I'm dead? What is that white-haired guy doing here? Why can't I do anything even though I'm a Shard? How to stop Ruin How to talk to people as Preservation 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Kaladin: -How to cope with loss -Protecting for dummies -Top 10 proven ways to make your bridge running an enjoyable experience -What to do when a windspren starts following you? -What to do when a windspren becomes a different spren? -What are the oaths? -Who is Odium? -Becoming a Knight Radiant in 5 easy steps -What to do when you accidentally kill your spren -How to get rid of annoying princes -Alethi customs on duels -Guarding tips -How to tell if a crew member is planning an assassination -Assassian in White's Facebook page -www.urithru.com -How can I protect everybody? -Shadesmar tips and tricks guaranteed to help you survive -What to do when your enemy gains powers and starts growing crystals -www.ihateanaramclub.com Edited August 23, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathrangking Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 Dalinar History of The Rift for dummies Chattingupdrunkheralds.com How to woo your brother's widow in 5 easy steps Storm binding Top 10 ways to build an alliance Cultivationspot.net Nohadon's book list Odium vexing 20 useful remedies for improving memories Realm catching 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eluvianii Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) Siri: 50 tips to spend your last days at peace Good meals to eat after using your hair How to know if your god likes you in 10 easy steps I think my god might be dead, is cpr a good idea Sign language for dummies 100 bedtime stories for your children Who's Hoid How to deal with a betrayal Edited August 23, 2019 by Eluvianii 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Brilliant and hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 Headcanon where 'Who's Hoid' is an entry in literally every characters search history. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted September 10, 2019 Report Share Posted September 10, 2019 44 minutes ago, Kidpen said: Headcanon where 'Who's Hoid' is an entry in literally every characters search history. And Hoid manipulated the internet in a way where their only results are pictures of bunnies. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 I support this headcanon. Of course, the bunnies are all talking kandra bunnies (validating Wayne when Internet is invented). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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