Friendshipspren Posted June 20, 2020 Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 @Ixthos ok so it deals with Laplace transforms. Ah kek. I'm studying engineering. It just got introduced to us. Okk I guess I will learn more about it in the next sem. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted June 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2020 32 minutes ago, Lunamor said: I know zilch about this topic, but unstable systems sound kinda scary *Laughs merrily* They are! ... well, the maths can be :-P 15 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said: @Ixthos ok so it deals with Laplace transforms. Ah kek. I'm studying engineering. It just got introduced to us. Okk I guess I will learn more about it in the next sem. Good luck and God bless :-) control theory really is facinating, I hope you enjoy it :-) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted June 21, 2020 Report Share Posted June 21, 2020 Why can't you trust a math teacher holding graph paper? Spoiler Because they're obviously plotting something. Did you hear the one about the statistician? Spoiler Probably. There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. How do you stay warm in any room? Spoiler Huddle in the corner, where it's 90 degrees!!! I hate negative numbers, and will stop at nothing to avoid them. After the sheep dog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer. "All 40 accounted for!!" "But I only have 36 sheep!" Exclaimed the farmer, confused. "I know, but I rounded them up," explained the sheep dog. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted June 25, 2020 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 Here's one from the 1980's, and can be found here: http://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/alice-and-bob. Cutting out the preamble: Alice and Bob have been used to illustrate all sorts of protocols and bits of coding theory in scientific papers. Over the years Alice and Bob have tried to defraud insurance companies, they've exchanged secret messages over a tapped line, and the've played poker for high stakes by mail. Now if we put together all the little details from lots of papers - a snippet from here, a snippet from there - we get a facinating picture of their lives. This may be the first time in the history of coding theory that a definitive biography of Alice and Bob has been given. Take Bob. Bob is often selling securities to speculators so we can be pretty sure he's a stockbroker. But from his concern about eavesdropping he is probably into something subersive on the side too. Take Alice. From the number of times Alice tries to buy stock from him we can say she is probably a speculator. And she's also worried that her husband doesn't get to find out about her financial dealings. So Bob is a subversive stockbroker and Alice is a two-timing speculator. But Alice has a number of serious problems. She and Bob only get to talk by telephone or by email. And in the country where they live the phone service is very expensive. And Alice and Bob are cheapskates. So the first thing Alice must do is MINIMISE THE COST OF THE PHONE CALL. The telephone in their country is also pretty lousy. The interference is so bad that Alice and Bob can hardly hear each other. So the second thing Alice must do is to PROTECT HER MESSAGES AGAINST ERRORS in transmission. On top of that Alice and Bob have very powerful enemies. One of their enemies the is the Tax Authority. Another is the Secret Police. These enemies have almost unlimited resources. They always listen in to telephone conversations between Alice and Bob. This is a pity since Bob and Alice are always plotting tax frauds and overthrowing the government. So the third thing ALICE must do is PROTECT HER COMMUNICATIONS FROM EAVESDROPPING. And these enemies are very sneaky. One of their favourite tricks is to telephone Alice and pretend to be Bob. So the fourth thing Alice has to do is to BE SURE SHE IS COMMUNICATING WITH WHOM SHE THINKS SHE IS. Well, you think, so all Alice has to do is listen very carefully to be sure she recognises Bob's voice. But no. You see Alice has never met Bob. She has no idea what his voice sounds like. All in all Alice has a whole bunch of problems. Oh yes, and there is one more thing I forgot so say - Alice doesn't trust Bob. Now most people in Alice's position would give up. Not Alice.She has courage which can only be described as awesome. Against all odds, over a noisy telephone line, tapped by the tax authorities and the secret police, Alice will happily attempt, with someone she doesn't trust, whom she can't hear clearly, and who is probably someone else, to fiddle her tax return and to organise a cout d'etat, while at the same time minimising the cost of the phone call. A coding theorist is someone who doesn't think Alice is crazy. (C) John Gordon 1984 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted June 25, 2020 Report Share Posted June 25, 2020 9 hours ago, Ixthos said: -snip- I have only done competitive programming, but this is still an accurate description of what it feels like, especially the errors. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 There are 10 types of ppl in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theTruthshaper Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 2 minutes ago, PrinceGenocide said: There are 10 types of ppl in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't. There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who were not expecting a joke in ternary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendshipspren Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 (edited) 13 minutes ago, The_Truthwatcher said: There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who were not expecting a joke in ternary. There are 100 types of ppl in the world. Those who understand quantum superposition and those who don't. Edited July 13, 2020 by PrinceGenocide A little polishing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted July 13, 2020 Report Share Posted July 13, 2020 There are two types of people in this world. Those who can infer from incomplete data. (I think this is the original?) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spencer Nightshade Posted July 14, 2020 Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 On 8/14/2019 at 11:51 AM, Ixthos said: So, what is your favourite nerd jokes, science jokes, or humour obscurus? How does Spider-man travel arround the city so quickly? Reveal hidden contents He uses Peter Parkour. Three logicians walk into a bar. The barman says: "So, do you all want a drink?" The first logician says: "I don't know." The second logician says: "I don't know." The third logician says: "Yes." @Ripheus23 you might like this one: What is an anagram of Banach-Tarski? Reveal hidden contents Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski Love those last two! Mostly because I'm proud of myself for understanding them. Did you, by chance, get the last one from Vsauce? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixthos Posted July 14, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2020 12 minutes ago, Spencer Nightshade said: Love those last two! Mostly because I'm proud of myself for understanding them. Did you, by chance, get the last one from Vsauce? Yup :-) I've heard it used elsewhere since, but I think that was the first place I heard it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shard of Reading Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 Want to hear a potassium joke? 'K. ________________ Math. The only place where you can buy 90 watermelons and no one bats an eye. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Araris Valerian Posted July 16, 2020 Report Share Posted July 16, 2020 What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Spoiler Nothing. You can’t cross a vector and a scalar. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Condensation Posted July 17, 2020 Report Share Posted July 17, 2020 My sister has a shirt with this: I do math. What's your superpower? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Condensation Posted July 23, 2020 Report Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) On 7/13/2020 at 3:31 PM, Lunamor said: There are two types of people in this world. Those who can infer from incomplete data. (I think this is the original?) Yes, that is the original. I would tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. Edited July 24, 2020 by Condensation 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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