+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 In response to my jarring insta-sobriety, I frown and slip a spiked out of my coat pocket and insert it discreetly. It allows me to get drunk off of the wholesome intentions of others. ”Thanks Ene!” I say, twirling with renewed intoxication. “Knew I could count on you!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I was confused. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, ZincAboutIt said: It allows me to get drunk off of the wholesome intentions of others. ”Thanks Ene!” I say, twirling with renewed intoxication. “Knew I could count on you!” Quote *opens and closes mouth several times* "We have brownies?" Ene sneaks over and settles into a chair, ready to jump up and run, and eats brownies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, AonEne said: *opens and closes mouth several times* Quote Gotcha! “I made sure to bring actually really truly just lemonade for you, Ene!” I blow a kiss, which turns into a butterfly and flies toward Ene, landing on a pitcher of lemonade and a pretty crystal glass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 "Thanks," I call warily, but continue eating brownies. I mean...they're brownies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 The Rock discreetly Soulcast its blood back into wine. Then hastily Soulcast a little back into blood when it realized it had accidentally Soulcast all of its blood into wine. The Rock would have been in trouble if it didn't have any blood left. It then joyfully began to sit motionless in a slightly different manner, its own adaptation of the Jitterbug. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I realize I've daydreamed through most of the party, look at the state of the others and know that I probably won't catch up anymore. So I continue to sit where I am and observe the room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 "Come dance with us Sorana!" I call, sliding halfway across the diamond dance-floor in my spectacularly tacky socks emblazoned with cookies. Someone's tie is around my head - who's it is is a mystery. Was anyone even wearing a tie? I slip another one of my special spikes from my sleeve and twirl it in my fingers. "This has your name on it!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kidpen Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Kidpen parties because he must before the day is over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, ZincAboutIt said: "Come dance with us Sorana!" I call, sliding halfway across the diamond dance-floor in my spectacularly tacky socks emblazoned with cookies. Someone's tie is around my head - who's it is is a mystery. Was anyone even wearing a tie? I slip another one of my special spikes from my sleeve and twirl it in my fingers. "This has your name on it!" I laugh and stand up from the ground. "Gladly." I walk over the diamon dance-floor and eye the spike, then star dancing with her anyways. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 2 hours ago, ZincAboutIt said: In response to my jarring insta-sobriety, I frown and slip a spiked out of my coat pocket and insert it discreetly. It allows me to get drunk off of the wholesome intentions of others. ”Thanks Ene!” I say, twirling with renewed intoxication. “Knew I could count on you!” I blink, and the alcohol is suddenly gone. “Could you spare a spike for me?” I ask, sad that all my turbo energy is gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Sorana said: "Gladly." I beam at her. "Yaaay!" 1 minute ago, I think I am here. said: “Could you spare a spike for me?” I ask, sad that all my turbo energy is gone. "Of course!" I draw another spike from a pocket and hand it to Itiah. "You're lucky this coat has so many pockets!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Just now, ZincAboutIt said: “Of course!" I draw another spike from a pocket and hand it to Itiah. "You're lucky this coat has so many pockets!" “Yay!” I say and insert it in my ribs. It’s an Epic power, to make anyone drunk! I target the entire party. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, I think I am here. said: I blink, and the alcohol is suddenly gone. “Could you spare a spike for me?” I ask, sad that all my turbo energy is gone. The Rock, feeling sorry for the poor man, begins to Soulcast once more. Making sure not to Soulcast all of the mans blood. Only half. That seems reasonable. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, ZincAboutIt said: I beam at her. "Yaaay!" I hug her and start dancing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voidus Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, I think I am here. said: “Yay!” I say and insert it in my ribs. It’s an Epic power, to make anyone drunk! I target the entire party. Drunk, who used to be Rock but is now Drunk, looks around confused. All of these people used to be people, but now they were all Drunk instead. They still looked and acted as they had before, and the Rock wasn't quite sure what it was that made it sure that everyone was now Drunk instead of whatever they used to be, only that right as he had Soulcast the poor-man (Who, now that the Rock thought about it, was also Drunk) some alcohol, everyone had become Drunk. Perhaps everyones names will change back a little later. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I broke the fourth wall to change my name back to Ene, glaring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I.am.Drunk. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man moomba Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I draw some complex diagrams which seemingly indicate that since this party is neither infinitely short nor set with a predefined end point, it must continue infinitely. I write these data in the suposedly-infinite-but-unobservable-space-at-the-bottom-of-the-peanut-butter-jar etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I zoom by, still sliding in my magnificent socks, tie flapping like the tongue of an anticipationspren. I'm not sure who I am at the moment, but I've got a confetti gun. And I'm using it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Sorana Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I jump into the rain of confetti, raise my hands above my head and try to catch as much of the confetti as possible. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaTerminal Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 I walks into the room, taking notes of the proceedings for future historians. “Don’t mind me,” says I. They sweep the confetti off of the notepad and keep writing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Quote If this is the insanity that happens when the Alleyverse gets drunk, then...well, I feel naughty saying it...but maybe l want us to be 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ZincAboutIt Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, AonEne said: Quote EMBRACE THE DARKNESS ENE!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 Quote But I don’t want to embrace intoxication...even apart from the moral crisis, it’d be wet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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