Elsecaller_17.5 Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 (edited) I’ve been re-reading SoS and boy are there some gems in there. I’m talking “Wax felt a sweeping wave of relief. He hadn’t lost his quarry — he’d simply been led into a trap. Wait. damnation.” and “the immortal demigod took a throaty slurp of her beer, then slammed her mug down onto the table, grinning like a four-year-old who had been paid in cookies to rat out her sister.” so my question for you is, what lines from Cosmere books just had you rolling on the ground laughing? Edited July 7, 2019 by Chaos Important typo corrected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnatel Posted July 6, 2019 Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 In Warbreaker, Lightsong and Blushweaver in general. Especially this one (putting it in quote box as it is quite long actually...) Quote “You’re incorrigible,” she said, finishing her stretch. “I am what the universe made me to be, my dear.” “You bow before the whims of the universe, then?” “What else would I do?” “Fight it,” Blushweaver said. She narrowed her eyes, absently reaching to take one of the grapes from Lightsong’s hand. “Fight with everything, force the universe to bow to you instead.” “That’s a charming concept, Blushweaver. But I believe that universe and I are in slightly different weight categories.” “I think you’re wrong.” “Are you saying I’m fat?” I remember Mistborn has some as well but I'm just at the beginning of reread so I hope to find more gems. And, actually, during a Warbreaker reread I almost started crying as someone cursed 'Kalad's phantoms' talking to Vasher. It just killed me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 Everything Lift says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cometaryorbit Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Also from Shadows of Self, MeLaan's snoring comments to Aradel. 'Like unto a hundred angry koloss in the middle of a rockslide'... And in Alloy of Law, Wayne's ward against logic, 'It lets me add two an' two and get a pickle'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyRioter Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) The entire hotel scene in BoM. Probably the funniest scene Brandon has written. Also 'NO MATING'. Edited July 9, 2019 by CrazyRioter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aluminum Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Wax: logic doesn’ work on wayne Wayne: I bought a ward against it from a traveling fortune teller. It lets me add two and two and get a pickle. Wayne is the funniest character in the cosmere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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