Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: What if THI was in the theme park all along?!? *conspiracy theory music plays* ORRR if you guys have started a chain restaurant, one of them could be there? Nah, THI is in Urithiru. But yeah, it might be a chain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunamor Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 37 minutes ago, Shard of Thought said: Good food, obviously. *eyes widen* No! Hide contents They should have a Happy Inquisitor Restraunt! 2 minutes ago, AonEne said: What if THI was in the theme park all along?!? *conspiracy theory music plays* ORRR if you guys have started a chain restaurant, one of them could be there? I would be very much onboard with this. We can double the prices and make maximum profits!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! (read: We’re gonna get a lot more stories!!!) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 MORE SYRUP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 (edited) Brandon must pay us in bales of 1000 words! Edited June 23, 2019 by Doomstick Forgot a 0 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karger Posted June 23, 2019 Report Share Posted June 23, 2019 Guess Frost's age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necessary Eagle Posted June 26, 2019 Report Share Posted June 26, 2019 Instant noodle vendors. Sak's Premonitions of Doom Haunted House. Whack-A-Squirrel! Get a perfect score and win a Lifeless rodent of your own! Small Soonie dolls available as a consolation prize. Lightweaver fun house. A boat ride that plays "It's A Small Cosmere After All" . 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted June 27, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Necessary Eagle said: Small Soonie dolls available as a consolation prize. Well, now I want to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 What does THI stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, Shallan&Pattern said: What does THI stand for? The happy inquisitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Just now, Shallan&Pattern said: What does THI stand for? Glad you asked! The Happy Inquisitor! (in my signature) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted June 27, 2019 Report Share Posted June 27, 2019 Ahhh makes more sense now thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGirlWhoLookedUp Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Fried cremling on a stick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shallan&Pattern Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 Yass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted June 29, 2019 Report Share Posted June 29, 2019 No sticks were harmed in the making of this product 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmikey357 Posted June 30, 2019 Report Share Posted June 30, 2019 Chouta must be a staple product in the Food Court of the Gods, and for cultural appropriation purposes there could be a contest of themed chouta from different shardworlds. For non Food related thoughts, how about Lazer tag based loosely on Sel's Cognitive Realm. For map and monetary thoughts, I think that there should be a common area with a little bit of everything Cosmere and your base ticket covers only that area. It's going to have the rollercoaster stuff,some kid friendly stuff and of course the Food Court of the Gods. But if you pay a little more you can get activities exclusive to the shardworlds. That's where I'd put something like Rules of Threnody haunted house or Tarachin from Nalthis. The most expensive ticket, the VIP ticket gives you access to everything. Some of us are completists and will be compelled to grab the VIP tickets, some only really like Scadrial or Roshar or whatever and will buy the tickets to get into those areas only. Some will just have a good time with the family at the base park. Here's how I see it. Me and my friends go to the Cosmere theme park. Each of us bought a kicker ticket. One of us bought a metalborn ticket for access to the Scadrial exclusive area, one bought a surgebinder kicker, yet another bought a kicker ticket for Aviar Alley and so on. We all agree to meet back up at the Gods Court after an hour or so. One of my guys doesn't make the rondevous because he splurged on the Adonalasium ticket. We have to call him and drag him away from the Shades so we can stroll through the Ars Arcanum museum (in the base park) before heading home. A good time was had by all, although a couple of us wish we would have just bought the Adonalasium ticket and stop being cheapskates. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 (edited) 18 hours ago, Bigmikey357 said: For non Food related thoughts, how about Lazer tag based loosely on Sel's Cognitive Realm. Wouldn't the lasers just be hitting you constantly from every angle then...? I love the last two paragraphs! Edited July 1, 2019 by AonEne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Doomstick Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Why would one spell laser w/ a z? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 Just now, DoomStick said: Why would one spell laser w/ a z? My neighbors have a dog named Lazer with that spelling, which was apparently an accident somehow. Might've just been a typo this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmikey357 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 1 minute ago, DoomStick said: Why would one spell laser w/ a z? Because of the sound one imagines it making. Zzzzzzz and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use the Falchion Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 5:54 PM, DoomStick said: But what kind of food will the FCoG sell? 10 separate types of pancakes of course! ...or would that be exclusive to the Roshar section of the park. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmikey357 Posted July 1, 2019 Report Share Posted July 1, 2019 (edited) On 6/22/2019 at 7:54 PM, DoomStick said: But what kind of food will the FCoG sell? That depends on whether or not this park is in the Cosmere or on Earth. If on Earth: We should have normal carnival type foods, cotton candy hot dogs burgers and the like. Franchises should also be available. Starbucks should figure prominently I feel. If in Cosmere: I think each Shardworlds should get a park and FCoG should serve local fare. The thing with that is not many planets have easy access to travel yet. I mean a family in the Rose Empire isn't traveling to Elantris just for a play day for example. As of this posting the only two world's we know of that could pull this park off are Roshar and Scadrial. If Sel's magic were not geographically locked I would add them to the list since there is an instant travel aon. Hey, maybe it can be like Disneyland, where you get one when you become a full part of the global community. So when a planet becomes sufficiently advanced enough they will clamor for a Cosmere Theme Park franchise. Edited July 1, 2019 by Bigmikey357 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coyote_Durango Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 If only a professional artist stumbled into this thread. They'd have a field day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AonEne Posted July 3, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 (edited) 7 hours ago, Coyote_Durango said: They'd have a field day. Is this a pun I sense? That would be really cool, though if anyone is actually a professional artist who doesn't mind drawing random stuff for Sharders then I need to kidnap them real quick for a year or two. Edited July 3, 2019 by AonEne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted July 3, 2019 Report Share Posted July 3, 2019 *hides* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not an Evil Librarian Posted July 4, 2019 Report Share Posted July 4, 2019 On 6/22/2019 at 10:15 PM, Karger said: Guess Frost's age. 13,023,722,011 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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