Bookish Ocelot Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 bookish shook her head sadly far away, narrator ocelot fell to the ground screaming at the lack of puncuation and also lack of knowledge as to what a sharkicane was 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan_sedai Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 On 6/7/2019 at 3:37 PM, BookishOcelot said: TA DA Oh, no, it’s ta Dark Alley! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 “What ever, @Taradiddle.” BoS said while covered in blood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) “The only thing I’m saying is that your lame, uncreative, and terrible at killing people.” Taradiddle gestured at the aristocrat corpses, raising a zombie army with the wave of his hand. He laughed as they descended upon @BringerofShadows “Try beheading these!” Edited June 11, 2019 by Taradiddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 27 minutes ago, Taradiddle said: “The only thing I’m saying is that your lame, uncreative, and terrible at killing people.” Taradiddle gestured at the aristocrat corpses, raising a zombie army with the wave of his hand. He laughed as they descended upon @BringerofShadows “Try beheading these!” BoS summoned her hatchet and killed them all within 2 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted June 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 ... Yeah that’s about what I expected. Taradiddle sued BoS for a new zombie army. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Truthless was honestly kinda impressed with the sheer amount of destruction BoS had caused in two minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 (edited) “Watch this.” BoS destroyed the zombies within 30 seconds. Edited June 11, 2019 by BringerofShadows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 “wait!” cried Bookish, actually punctuating for once. “If we work together, we could conquer the universe! Or the cosmere!” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 “You mean I could.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 “I as in me?” Truthless asked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 Narrator Ocelot was greatly annoyed. Where was the random humor? The renaming of classic characters? Bookish laughed. “No, it’s me.” she drcapitated BoS and Truthless in asingle strike. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 11, 2019 Report Share Posted June 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, BookishOcelot said: Narrator Ocelot was greatly annoyed. Where was the random humor? The renaming of classic characters? Bookish laughed. “No, it’s me.” she drcapitated BoS and Truthless in asingle strike. Whatever that was, it wasn’t very effective. BoS continued her killing spree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Elend drew his kopis and chased BoS down the street. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted June 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) Taradiddle stole 23 corgis from the Queen of Angleland. Edited June 14, 2019 by Taradiddle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 hours ago, ElendVenture said: Elend drew his kopis and chased BoS down the street. But BoS didn’t run. She pulled out a machine gun and sprayed bullets at him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Elend fell to his knees on the dusty earth. The kill switch in his left hand released and a large metallic detrium powered atomic bomb detonated, with Elend and Shadow at ground zero. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, ElendVenture said: Elend fell to his knees on the dusty earth. The kill switch in his left hand released and a large metallic detrium powered atomic bomb detonated, with Elend and Shadow at ground zero. BoS, being a nuclear physicist, realized that there wasn’t a kill switch. So nothing happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 (edited) Elend was pitied on by the Earl of Blyat who turned him into a bullet proof bald eagle the size of a mac truck before he could draw his final breath. Elend flew toward BoS. Edited June 14, 2019 by ElendVenture 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Woodrack Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 This thread failed in its mission, as there was an attempted longest thread spinoff that got two posts before being stopped by a mod. That thread was created by me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, ElendVenture said: Elend was pitied on by the Earl of Blyat who turned him into a bullet proof bald eagle the size of a mac truck before he could draw his final breath. Elend flew toward BoS. But it wasn’t italicized, so it doesn’t count. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 6 minutes ago, BringerofShadows said: But it wasn’t italicized, so it doesn’t count. A ninja came and fixed all that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 14, 2019 Report Share Posted June 14, 2019 37 minutes ago, ElendVenture said: Elend was pitied on by the Earl of Blyat who turned him into a bullet proof bald eagle the size of a mac truck before he could draw his final breath. Elend flew toward BoS. And and BoS cut him with her Shardblade. He was bulletproof, not Shardblade proof. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 Narrator Ocelot sighed. Bookish summoned her own shardblade and sliced open a massive piñata. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted June 15, 2019 Report Share Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) On 09/06/2019 at 9:44 PM, BookishOcelot said: a pegalot, an ocelot with dark wings flies out of nowhere and hits Itiah Monopoly Man Itiah stopped the pegalot in it’s tracks. “You should be biologically impossible to exist. In fact, the only reason you exist is probably because your writer deemed it so.” The pegalot thought for a moment, and then began crying at the existential crisis. Itiah felt bad. Quote 3000th post! Woohoo! Edited June 15, 2019 by I think I am here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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