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“The only thing I’m saying is that your lame, uncreative, and terrible at killing people.” Taradiddle gestured at the aristocrat corpses, raising a zombie army with the wave of his hand. He laughed as they descended upon @BringerofShadows “Try beheading these!”

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27 minutes ago, Taradiddle said:

“The only thing I’m saying is that your lame, uncreative, and terrible at killing people.” Taradiddle gestured at the aristocrat corpses, raising a zombie army with the wave of his hand. He laughed as they descended upon @BringerofShadows “Try beheading these!”

BoS summoned her hatchet and killed them all within 2 minutes. 

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23 minutes ago, BookishOcelot said:

Narrator Ocelot was greatly annoyed. Where was the random humor? The renaming of classic characters?

Bookish laughed. “No, it’s me.” she drcapitated BoS and Truthless in asingle strike. 

Whatever that was, it wasn’t very effective. BoS continued her killing spree.

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Just now, ElendVenture said:

Elend fell to his knees on the dusty earth. The kill switch in his left hand released and a large metallic detrium powered atomic bomb detonated, with Elend and Shadow at ground zero.

BoS, being a nuclear physicist, realized that there wasn’t a kill switch. So nothing happened. 

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37 minutes ago, ElendVenture said:

Elend was pitied on by the Earl of Blyat who turned him into a bullet proof bald eagle the size of a mac truck before he could draw his final breath. Elend flew toward BoS.

And and BoS cut him with her Shardblade. He was bulletproof, not Shardblade proof.

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On 09/06/2019 at 9:44 PM, BookishOcelot said:

a pegalot, an ocelot with dark wings flies out of nowhere and hits Itiah

Monopoly Man Itiah stopped the pegalot in it’s tracks.

“You should be biologically impossible to exist. In fact, the only reason you exist is probably because your writer deemed it so.”

The pegalot thought for a moment, and then began crying at the existential crisis. Itiah felt bad.

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