Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Just now, Truthless of Shinovar said: “She should go to the French Revolution. She’d have the time of her life there.” "Unless she was an aristocrat.." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) “Or an aristoCAT” Edited June 8, 2019 by Truthless of Shinovar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 bookish summoned her shard blade and joined BoS in the festivities 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 (edited) "I did... not expect that. Careful, people, this is what caused our main character to revolt on TLT. Kill responsibly." Edited June 8, 2019 by Shard of Thought 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ed Venture Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 Butt's mind screamed, non-canonically attempting to spread his pain to other worlds to save himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 bookish laughed “capitalization, punctuation, and rules are laaamanme” then resumed her meticulous decapitation efforts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephrun’s Imperium Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, BookishOcelot said: bookish laughed “capitalization, punctuation, and rules are laaamanme” then resumed her meticulous decapitation efforts Star was offended by the statement, but didn't know what to do about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 bookish solves the problem by using her sword to slice every wedding cake ever made 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 What everybody didn’t know was that they weren’t actually hurting anybody; this was merely a thread created by wires and electricity and screens. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 bookish gasped at truthless’ heresey and decapitated another cake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 8, 2019 Report Share Posted June 8, 2019 BoS quickly ran out of aristocrats. She then started murdering the peasants too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 “But BoS, there are cakes to decapitate instead!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I think I am here. Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 “Shortest thread?” Monopoly Man Itiah inquired as he frowned and peered further with his monocle. “On the road to becoming the longest thread? I smell an eXiStEnTiAl CrIsIs On oUr HaNdS.” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 “I do not have an existential crisis” says bookish, turning red and decapitating more cakes. a pegalot, an ocelot with dark wings flies out of nowhere and hits Itiah 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elend Venture Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, Shard of Thought said: "Unless she was an aristocrat.. Or religious... Elend drew back his longbow and released an allomaticaly spiked arrow at BoS before unstringing it and jumping into the mele with his poleaxe. He screamed his battlecry: "Long live the pheasants!...er, peasants!". Edited June 9, 2019 by ElendVenture 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Truthless sighed. It looked like alll out war was inevitable, so he pulled out two machine guns, one in each hand, and started shooting them in random directions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Bookish was not happy to be one-upped by Truthless. She had five machine guns. A tornado of death. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 Truthless summoned a literal tornado of death, one that killed anybody that it touched. So pretty much a normal tornado 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringerofShadows Posted June 9, 2019 Report Share Posted June 9, 2019 And BoS continued to us her guillotine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 It was a one hit KO with 30 accuracy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rushu42 Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Rushu appeared suddenly with a wooshing sound. She pointed her sonic screwdriver toward the tornado in an attempt to disable it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 A blue police box crashed down beside her, and the tornado let out a whimper before retreating back into the sky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vogelsang Posted June 10, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 (edited) Taradiddle returned in a fiery blaze of orange light. "Really guys?! You know there're far more creative ways to murder and mutilate people, right?!" He gestured to one of the decapitated aristocrats. "I mean look how mundane that is! You could've melted his face off or something, BUT NO! The most creative thing you could think of was chopping him up into two pieces! Just TWO! Not even a cool number like I dunno, 39?! 427! π?" Edited June 10, 2019 by Taradiddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookish Ocelot Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 “ugh, fine.” bookish beckoned skyward, and a hurricane made of sharks approached. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truthless of Shinovar Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 “What?! Not a shark-tornado?!! A freakin SHARKNADO?!” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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